DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
An addendum about what a super dent he is: echo pads should be placed in the way of the first wall your voice would bounce off of, in this case behind the camera. The echo behind Phil, where he placed the pads, is a fraction of the echo you'd need to worry about. Which is a fraction of what could even be caught with the miniscule amount of pads. Also, these pads are supposed to go on top of actual sound proofing material, not haphazardly taped to the wall.

He called this sound proofing that he "installed", one of the reasons he can't move out of there lmao. For various reasons he would never fix it (laziness, money, etc) the funniest reason being that there's nothing to fix, no echo in a small bedroom with tons of crap all over especially his messy ass "entertainment center" lol.
I remember when he said he can't move because he installed soundproofing in his office and it would be an astronomical amount of work to remove it.

I also remember when Jasper came on screen and knocked the foam off the wall with one paw.
 
Imagine you rather beg online than go out to public and take the 50k.

It looked like dsp is not interested in the deal laat night.
He's not. The only thing that concerns him is how to not let this make a dent (haha) in his begged income. It's gonna look like shit with the duality of Phil and all. The desperate Phil who can't afford Mexican and really needs your help, and the super succesful Chad megadick Burnell Productions CEO who bravely leads an amazing on-demand video and streaming services business. CEO Burnell doesn't need to slum it with the other poors for 50K to get his oddly shaped head caved in, but Desperate Good Boy Phil who REALLY needs those wheelchair gibs probably should.

If only to pay for an actual honeymoon with Khet. If Mexican on the DAY AWF is something that we need so desperately we're willing to beg for it, this golden opportunity can not be ignored at all. This sort of thing doesn't fall in just anyone's lap. This is probably the only example of Phil's begacy coming back around in a good way, and if he wanted to keep any sense of coherence going on in his tiny paypig community, he should definitely take this. If he doesn't, it looks like he's selfish, lazy to a fault, and there's just absolutely no way of helping him, because he won't help himself. Any paypig who actually wants to see Phil succeed is gonna be extremely dejected at the realization that it's never gonna happen. That paypal account gets filled up and emptied out in mere hours after each stream. There's no nest egg, there's no retirement fund, and there's no good ending. You're literally just throwing your money in CEO PP Burnell's Personal Rainy and Gacha Day Fund. He WILL have Mexican, though. We're at a point where even the OG wheelchair dents think it's getting a little out of hand.

If the main argument to beg is "I need that money", you just can't turn down 50K. Phil is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If he does, he's got 50K and no good reason to beg as hard as he does. If he doesn't, the motherfucker is straight up saying he DOESN'T NEED 50K. He can do without that. We can cut down on the begging and move on, because it's game over. Anyone who still buys that line is officially a retard. Although ever since the bank leaks, they've already been.

As usual he's just gonna take the most cowardly option. Ignore it and hope it goes away, Keem will leak the messages showing Phil was offered 50K to box some other lolcow, Phil will ban any mention of it and memoryhole the entire thing. As anyone who has been in a real bad situation before will tell you, turning down 50K for a fight because you're too good for it is fucking lunacy. Phil loses another couple paypigs but life goes on and the grift continues.
 
Imagine you rather beg online than go out to public and take the 50k.

It looked like dsp is not interested in the deal laat night.
He truly must be terrified of leaving his bubble.

It's been a long time since he's ever showed up at a public event, the last time he did was maybe around mid 2015 at a gaming convention? This would be one first times since then that he'll be interacting with people who are fans, random observers and the rabble of haters, detractors and trolls.

He can't control any type of narrative because he can't ban or block people irl and if he tries to insult people he'll look like a bufoon, playing the victim won't help him as there would be multiple eye witnesses to catch him in the act.

People could call him out on any lies and he can't really hide the truth about certain things, we'd get more insight into how he interacts with people and perhaps pry into his personal life, which ever since the roomate has joined the scene he's been very adamant about making that very separate from his streams, or what he chooses to disclose anyway.

It seems like attending any irl collaborations would just completely shatter his ego and his reclusive tendencies have had too much of a hold on his life that he just can't give that up that easily, he's been hunkered down in the snort fort for too long, hence the name.

I also think he knows that places like Kiwifarts would document and archive any shit that happens like crazy, and it clearly irritates him when we get more hints of gold dust from time to time, trolls control his life, even when he's not streaming.
 
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What part of this guy's life indicates he's happy and content? The 4:00 AM tweeting? The gin addiction? The need to reiterate how he's a 'changed man' to his audience almost every single day? This guy is absolutely miserable. He's a narcissist who failed to actualize any of his beliefs about himself. His entire life is essentially avoidance coping. He lives in a bubble, cut off from essentially everyone, drinking gin and reading Twitter news headlines. He's basically just waiting to die.
This is what I essentially point to every time someone says Phil is happy with his life. No person who is genuinely happy would do half the things Philliam does.
 
I can't believe it but Pac Man is exposing how bad his reaction time is more than modern games. Every so often he runs into a wall and his brain locks up for half a second until he changes direction on the pad.
Gotta be lag dude.
This dude is secretly wishing someone clips this and makes it go viral so he can become the next pogchamp.
He's been desperately trying to get anything as the next one for awhile now.
 
Oh my god wait a minute. Did this new "exercise" routine coincide directly with Keemstar contacting Phil?
Phil's not boxing anyone, for all of the reasons described. I think he would do it if he could figure out how to get the money without effort (we just turn and do crotch chops, I fall down in the first 10 seconds and pretend I'm knocked out) but Keem isn't dumb enough to let that happen.

I know we're not supposed to be MATI, but I legit hope Keemstar doesn't give Phil $50K for anything, even a slap fight with some other fat YouTuber. DSP is a shitty human being---don't reward him. Let him beg and grovel for his money.
 
There’s no way in hell any legitimate state athletic commission would license Phil to fight anyone. And Phil’s too much of a pussy to leave his house on a non scheduled day off, much less end up on some Indian reservation where they wouldn’t give a shit if he’s licensed to fight or not.
Why wouldn't DSP be granted a license? When was the last time someone was denied one of these gimmick boxing licenses?
 
I've talked about this in the past. When I was younger I boxed (I believe one or two others here did as well).

Training is not as simple as punching some bags. It's a dedicated lifestyle. DSP would never be able to commit to it. Not just strength and speed but cardio. This man is winded from walking a 20 minute mile.

Combine that with the fact that he admitted he has never been in a fight before.

His best bet would be to just not train, show up, get hit a bit, and hope to not get knocked out.

It worked for Ben Askren in the Jake Paul fight. The man showed up fat and slow. Got beat up and walked away with a shit ton of money. He didn't care about the embarrassment. He was like "so what- I just make a ton of money for 3 minutes of work"
 
I've talked about this in the past. When I was younger I boxed (I believe one or two others here did as well).

Training is not as simple as punching some bags. It's a dedicated lifestyle. DSP would never be able to commit to it. Not just strength and speed but cardio. This man is winded from walking a 20 minute mile.

Combine that with the fact that he admitted he has never been in a fight before.

His best bet would be to just not train, show up, get hit a bit, and hope to not get knocked out.

It worked for Ben Askren in the Jake Paul fight. The man showed up fat and slow. Got beat up and walked away with a shit ton of money. He didn't care about the embarrassment. He was like "so what- I just make a ton of money for 3 minutes of work"

It’s never going to happen for every reason people have stated on here.

However I do like to do the mental exercise of a cost/benefit analysis of how long it would take him to get in any kind of exhibition shape (and foregoing some streams) to get the $50k Vs how much he’d make begging in that time at his average of $200 a day.
 
Alotta peepul here saying Phil would never fight in Keem's tard match, but humour me for a second and consider the following scenario:
>Phil accepts
>Phil starts training
>training is a wreck
>does the minimum half assed amount of work to get ready for the event
>shows up
>bets against himself before jumping in the ring
>first hit he gets, he fucking drops like a sack of shit
>full on cringe mode
>refuses to get back up
>acts like a spoiled kid on the floor of a toy store when his parents refuse to buy the Wolverine toy
>says he is absolutely destroyed and will not fight anymore and they can't force him
>also starts his spiel about not being his fault
>d00d I have a cold how do you expect me to keep fighting
>d00d he hit me in my back injury, I am literally crippled now
>d00d he had better training than me and is obviously on steroids
>starts crying
>says he is depressed and an alcoholic
>anyone bringing this up in future streams gets LIMB'd
The end.

Is it really so hard to believe?
 
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