🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
Hey, Ralph: If Meigh has a diaper bag for Rozy, those all come with a thick changing pad to take with you on the road. If the mother of your child doesn’t even have a diaper bag, shit is worse than I thought. You can get one at Walmart for a fraction of the cost of your Nike purse.

Or maybe Meigh is just a dumb cunt who doesn’t even know how to change her baby’s diaper safely or in a sanitary manner. I have a feeling that muslin went straight from the public changing table and into Rozy’s mouth.

@MirnaMinkoff you got another citation. He’s pulling his West Memphis micro reading your posts. It legit cracks me up that he posted such a savage roast of Meigh’s mothering skills and instincts:

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Long story short, that pattern of growth and loss is normal in young babies. It’s very temporary.
LMAO. I love how he doesn’t try to actually defend Pantsu, unlike my posts about himself or Sandra where he gives a full throated refutation.

So if there are lots of other Rozy photos why do we get a gross one from a public restroom? Why is Pantsu doing photo ops in dirty public restrooms? Pretty much any place on earth is a less disgusting place to take a photo of an infant.

Weird that Pantsu takes curated, filtered, and carefully posed selfies but can’t be bothered to even snap a decent one of her daughter, or in a public place not brimming with shit and body fluids. Seriously, I think I had 1000 adorable photos of my kids and husband by the time they were 3 months but these two have yet to share a decent photo of poor Rozy. Ralph has take x1000 more photos of his own obese visage since April than he has of his infant daughter.

Most parents have photo rolls filled with photos of their children, but Ralph and Pantsu have mostly duck face selfies. I thought Pantsu might go pay someone to take OTT Ann Geddes style photos of Rozy to post online, but she went the exact opposite and post quick nasty snaps in public restrooms. She really does hate all other females.
 
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Ethan continues to sperg.
This time about @vhs_archive

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Interesting note, Ralph cucked and moderated himself to keep his blue checkmark vs this announcement below:

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also i just realized ralph bragged about the court retort making him ralpha but even guntguard loyal to this day bullied the shit out of him for it and demanded he never ever do something that shitty again, these are the people who like dingo are confused that people would find his normal low energy dying drunkard no commentary snooze fests boring at all btw.
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This tweet seems to be the more interesting one, as Dick Masterson afaik has never gone beyond ridiculing the users and the collective emergent autisticness that arises in this forum. So, I wonder what his reply would be if somebody asked him to ouright denounce this place and disown anybody who supported kiwifarms. My guess would be something that would contradict this tweet and could be shoved in Ralph's face.

I'm sure in the natural order of things it will come up, after all Dick has never publicly rescinded(afaik) his open invitation for Null to come back to the show, and Nick Rekieta and Metokur source from the place heavily and credit it occasionally in their streams and Dick enjoys it greatly when they guest.
wait yeah josh left dax's show not the other way around, i guess gunt is just admitting to being a lying backstabbing beta bitch boy snake in the grass
Ralph: "Josh hates his audience"
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"i built this" no zidan and jim messed with mat and exposed him and jim got you viewers that you pissed away doing stupid shit like constantly ranting pretending you built dis to chat members. almost every single thing ralph says is a fucking cope and a lie man.

pro tip ralph you know how recently you had to seethe and say "AH DIDNT MENTION MONEY" and how you cant even mention money anymore and iirc dont feel comfy comparing viewer counts anymore? you know how its even more bitter for you because alogs keep rubbing it in your fat fucking face because you coped and talked shit about being more successful for years? how you relied on it as a cope because you hated your show and knew it was shit and indefensible and knew the rest of your life sucked? sometimes its just better to not have a cope or a comeback "ralph didnt fight back on being broke and unpopular!" - a week or a months top if you had ignored it instead of scrambled for some comeback based on anything from luck you didnt earn to others misfortune

edit wait also what does it matter if jim retweeted someone mocking ralph who was left wing? hes did that already with openly left wing people, why does af and ralph thing we live off a right wing hugbox? the only part of the site like that is articles and happening and even they let you in if youre meek and a pick me enough. ralph himself voted for obama when he first starting sucking jims nut
 
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What kind of a sick bitch is using pics of their baby in a public restroom? And putting it out there on the internet of all places?

WTF is wrong with Ethan and Amanda? Normal people - and not even the eccentric - do this.

It is pretty clear their kid isn't really a kid at all, it is an object to lure donations and sympathy for them and is merely a tool for these two. I bet they are sad it wasn't born retarded and deformed, they'd get more money and empathy. We know with it's genetics its probably got some shit going on that will surface as it grows.

That kid is is in a drug filed home, surrounded by tobacco smoke and alcohol, a screaming father (when he opts to be a father) and is now being used to lure donations.

Sick mutherfuckers. Amanda is no victim in this relationship, she's a co-conspirator to bred donation babies.
 
"biggest Ralph & AF critic" is apparently some dude nobody has ever heard about? What?
I’m a big Gunt trainwreck gawker for two years now and I had no idea who Tux was or why people were posting about him. I knew someone put a Gunt character in a game but didn’t know his name. So an autist putting Gunt in a game makes him one of Ralph and AF’s “biggest critics” ? LMAO. There are hundreds of people who qualify for that title before the game parody sister fucker.

I do wonder how Nick feels about Ralph positioning himself along side AF now. Ralph and AF, friends forever.
 
What kind of a sick bitch is using pics of their baby in a public restroom? And putting it out there on the internet of all places?

WTF is wrong with Ethan and Amanda? Normal people - and not even the eccentric - do this.

It is pretty clear their kid isn't really a kid at all, it is an object to lure donations and sympathy for them and is merely a tool for these two. I bet they are sad it wasn't born retarded and deformed, they'd get more money and empathy. We know with it's genetics its probably got some shit going on that will surface as it grows.

That kid is is in a drug filed home, surrounded by tobacco smoke and alcohol, a screaming father (when he opts to be a father) and is now being used to lure donations.

Sick mutherfuckers. Amanda is no victim in this relationship, she's a co-conspirator to bred donation babies.
Don't forget, Amanda is a pedophile, and The Gunt is also a pedo. Rozy is doomed.
 
Ralph now calling "Vickers" a pedophile

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Is the old man out West Dick? Dick is definitely the oldest man Ralph knows out West. It’s hard to figure out who Ralph refers to in his vague rage tweets.

He’s so pathetic. “You know what you did” so please tell Ralph because he has no clue.

36 year old Ralph, who impregnated and released a sex tape of teenager, really shouldn’t call anyone else a pedo. Remove that redwood tree from thy beady eye first Gunt.
 
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