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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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Ralph now calling "Vickers" a pedophile

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oooooooooh defamation suit incoming, also ralph anytime you allude to something without posting we know youre lying, you are a liar, a compulsive liar, we all know this. i know your fans will believe anything but idk why youre even calling a vickers a pedo to them when most of them are chomos and support you in being a chomo who wants to abolish revenge porn laws and aoc.
Unlike you, Null, Ralph loves his job. That's why he drinks himself into oblivion and does all those drugs! You can really tell he's having a great time when he's screaming at the camera with his face turning beat red. Congratulations Ralph!
"i dont remember alot of those years" ralph talking about the financial and viewership height of his career.
 
Is the old man out West Dick? Dick is definitely the oldest man Ralph knows out West. It’s hard to figure out who Ralph refers to in his vague rage tweets.

He’s so pathetic. ā€œYou know what you didā€ so please tell Ralph because he has no clue.

36 year old Ralph, who impregnated and released a sex tape of teenager, really shouldn’t call anyone else a pedo. Remove that redwood tree from thy beady eye first Gunt.
It's 100% Vickers since Vickers stated he believed Alice (paraphrase) Unless there's some magical person out west that said something about alice in that same time frame lol
 
Ethan continues to sperg.
This time about @vhs_archive

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Interesting note, Ralph cucked and moderated himself to keep his blue checkmark vs this announcement below:

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Ralph breaks the shocking news that trans leftists don't like incel nationalists and are vocal about it! Only the hardest hitting journalism from the Killstream!
 
Ralph breaks the shocking news that trans leftists don't like incel nationalists and are vocal about it! Only the hardest hitting journalism from the Killstream!
It's almost like there's a wide breadth of people here and it's not a fucking hive mind like idiots such as Ralph like to portray it as.
 
Ralph tripling down, says will delete account before deleting a single tweet.

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Ralph tripling down, says will delete account before deleting a single tweet.

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Would be nice to take this opportunity to make him lose his blue check mark . Ralph by they way I'm 100% sure you got Alice drunk to rape her and use her just like you have to do with each woman you meet to have sex. The Rapist Ralph. Should be the name of your show.
 
Ralph tripling down, says will delete account before deleting a single tweet.

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At least now we know for certain he is deathly terrified of losing his twitter account. Who believes his promises mean anything? Where's that 2 mile walk? How's that weight loss going? When is Rand going to visit? Any word about the Ralphawedding? Are you ever going to post that Odyssey contract? Did you a get god damned life insurance policy for your kids yet?
 
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At least now we know for certain he is deathly terrified of losing his twitter account. Who believes his promises mean anything? Where's that 2 mile walk? How's that weight loss going? When is Rand going to visit? Any word about the Ralphawedding? Are you ever going to post that Odyssey contract? Did you a god damned life insurance policy for your kids yet?
Well, he did bet his LIFE on it this time. lol
 
Now I'm guessing there's going to be another attempt to badger the courts about a restraining order from Vickers. I bet the California courts love these people so much. The best thing is that although Ralph and the Vickers family are all assholes it's all nothing more than petty bullshit. You know those courts see some genuinely awful things compared to this little sideshow, but they're so needy and whiny over nothing that I bet they have a special place on some clerk's shit list.
 
I just realized Ralph could solve the challenge of clothing his hideous bisected Gunt by buying a bra designed for a 600 lb woman. He could wear it like a belt and each Gunt gets a HHH size cup for support. You’re welcome Ralph.

Ralph tripling down, says will delete account before deleting a single tweet.

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I love his obese pasty ass behaving like catty Twitter slap fights with his in-laws are equivalent to gladiator combat. He’s such a sad weak little fat man.

He didn’t fly Randbot to the USA to gloriously die in the fighting arena against him, he chickened out on getting paid to fight Andy, he won’t spend $100 to fly to fight Dan the Man who utterly humiliated him in Lisbon but by golly Ralph will show his masculinity by not deleting tweets.
 
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