DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[tzgnilki]

did u niggers forget keemfag wanted Phil to "host" some lame ass gaming segment for drama alert

Phil's thought process would be as follows, "i'm going to be exposed to all the hardcore gamers who used to be my fans when I was white hot popular and buff, I better start working out so they will recognise me #welcome home"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

IfKeemstar really wants DSP to enter a fight against another lolcwo I think it will go like this

And take a wild guess who DSP is

Isn't DSP on record already admitting to trying to stage a fake fight along these lines in the past or am I confusing him with another cow? If so I think it's a bad idea for that reason alone. Nobody will believe the outcome wasn't rigged.

 

[Balr0g]

Out of curiosity i did a DSPGaming search on Bitchute and I found this

Phil playing Dance central

And that was over a decade ago.I doubt he has gotten any more smoother with his movements

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've talked about this in the past. When I was younger I boxed (I believe one or two others here did as well).

Phail has boxed also.........................boxed up empty CD cases and shipped them to rubes. DEBUNKED!

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Why wouldn't DSP be granted a license? When was the last time someone was denied one of these gimmick boxing licenses?

Yeah I saw one of these once that had a guy pushing 3 hundo in the ring. I don't think you have to prove your Lennox Lewis

 

[FaXmachine]

Alotta peepul here saying Phil would never fight in Keem's tard match, but humour me for a second and consider the following scenario:
>Phil accepts
>Phil starts training
>training is a wreck
>does the minimum half assed amount of work to get ready for the event
>shows up
>bets against himself before jumping in the ring
>first hit he gets, he fucking drops like a sack of shit
>full on cringe mode
>refuses to get back up
>acts like a spoiled kid on the floor of a toy store when his parents refuse to buy the Wolverine toy
>says he is absolutely destroyed and will not fight anymore and they can't force him
>also starts his spiel about not being his fault
>d00d I have a cold how do you expect me to keep fighting
>d00d he hit me in my back injury, I am literally crippled now
>d00d he had better training than me and is obviously on steroids
>starts crying
>says he is depressed and an alcoholic
>anyone bringing this up in future streams gets LIMB'd
The end.

Is it really so hard to believe?

I like the idea of this though. Phil can't fight he is weak as fuck, likely that little girl he wanted to slap could knock him the fuck out effortlessly.

Anyway the idea of Phil being in the ring having a massive temper tantrum about 'nufin he could do would be hilarious. Him banning people I think would Streisand it more atleast until people got bored.

 

[Corpun]

Phil you make me angry Phil. Why do you feel the need to rant about your stupid cherry juice and stuff being expensive in general. You aren't the only person suffering from high prices on food you mongoloid.

But no, only you are suffering and everyone needs to tip you more, hint hint.

Would you even have these gout issues if you started eating healthy instead of trying to live like a king?

 

[00R-Gundam]

I've been thinking, considering the dsp will probably stream till he dies or at least until hes super old, it begs the question:

How dsp will survive if he develops some kind of health condition that hinders his ability to play games?

I think he will ramp his begging and rely more on "reactionary" content and essentially turn into a podcast channel. Problem is that he has no individual opinion, he cant think for himself and have an opinion, since all his info comes from Twitter. His commentary is shit which makes his "reactionary" content even shittier. If dsp develops a health condition(Which lets be real, odds are he will) its gonna be a nail on his greasy coffin. For the detractors, respect to those that when the time come, can withstand his podcasts/reaction videos and sit through that slug of content.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil you make me angry Phil. Why do you feel the need to rant about your stupid cherry juice and stuff being expensive in general. You aren't the only person suffering from high prices on food you mongoloid.

But no, only you are suffering and everyone needs to tip you more, hint hint.

Would you even have these gout issues if you started eating healthy instead of trying to live like a king?

And this is the guy who wants to move towards talking politics and he hasn't even got an inkling of an idea of how the world outside of his middle unit condo is. The increasing prices on everything has been going on for weeks and was predicted even before that. Everyone saw it coming but here's Phil, upset that he's having to pay more for some fucking fruit juice.

I've been thinking, considering the dsp will probably stream till he dies or at least until hes super old, it begs the question:

How dsp will survive if he develops some kind of health condition that hinders his ability to play games?

I think he will ramp his begging and rely more on "reactionary" content and essentially turn into a podcast channel. Problem is that he has no individual opinion, he cant think for himself and have an opinion, since all his info comes from Twitter. His commentary is shit which makes his "reactionary" content even shittier. If dsp develops a health condition(Which lets be real, odds are he will) its gonna be a nail on his greasy coffin. For the detractors, respect to those that when the time come, can withstand his podcasts/reaction videos and sit through that slug of content.

And his "reaction" content has only been getting any traction because it's portrayed as him finally responding to videos that have stood against him for years. He didn't get a lot of attention when he reacted to the FF house video.

 

[DownwardFowl]

It’s fun to meme about Phil flailing his atrophied noodle arms in an Octagon, but we all know where he truly belongs

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The one and only moment DSP caught my interest hard was when he messed up saying the word “negative” and it came out as “negger”

 

[Balr0g]

And his "reaction" content has only been getting any traction because it's portrayed as him finally responding to videos that have stood against him for years. He didn't get a lot of attention when he reacted to the FF house video.

Thoguh his Wings reaction was better "recieved" then his own DTR video. And the question will b e to what will he react next? The John and Howard video react will most likely be a pure deboonk stream without adding anything and claiming it was hacked together by "da trollz" because the lenght isn't always the same (GTG made acomparism video today and there is no real difference the most important bits are still there). Let him make political commentary in combination with his North Korea commentary section and Iexpect some "React to the dumbass" videos popping up

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why wouldn't DSP be granted a license? When was the last time someone was denied one of these gimmick boxing licenses?

Especially in states like Tennessee. They let anyone there get a boxing license as long as they don't have tuberculosis, HIV or some other kind of GRID or bloodborne disease.

I've talked about this in the past. When I was younger I boxed (I believe one or two others here did as well).

Training is not as simple as punching some bags. It's a dedicated lifestyle. DSP would never be able to commit to it. Not just strength and speed but cardio. This man is winded from walking a 20 minute mile.

Don't forget conditioning. Can you imagine Phil would letting some other guy punch and kick the shit out of him to build up toughness and pain tolerance?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I know it’s a buzzkill to say but

Phil’s on a weird spectrum on what he considers degrading. Begging over 300 days a year to a bunch of low IQ people? Not degrading. Being a shut in that exclusively wears a bunch of gaming shirts and pajama bottoms during his stream everyday? Not degrading. Sending out beg tweets mid stream? Not degrading

Taking a supposed sponsorship deal to help boost his income? Degrading. Hearing any constructive criticism? It’s a troll being a shithead.
Doing a one off “fight” that guarantees him 50,000 for 30 seconds of a show? Unacceptable

It’s a mixture of being extremely retarded, a bitch and proud. Thing is, he has nothing to be proud about because he’s a nobody. Phil will never step outside his condo unless it’s for groceries or eating out. He’s so scared of the world. Staying in that echo chamber and pretending nothing else exists is all he wants. Unless keem is going to drive to Phil and give him that 50k for just existing, don’t expect Phil to take it.

 

[One Guy Online]

r/ChoosingBeggars - Streamer with almost 200K subs begs his viewers to pay him $300 a day after receiving +100 gifted memberships. Demands payment now, not later!

4,862 votes and 416 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Congratulations DSP, you've become easy reddit karma. Must feel nice to finally be useful for something, even if it's imaginary internet points.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The one and only moment DSP caught my interest hard was when he messed up saying the word “negative” and it came out as “negger”

dont forget his "arnold philsanigger"

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about this prag performing his little fanfic at the wall this (?) weekend, but for those of you who are invested or want actual context, & because I you, I just overheard this in a (kickass, btw) video I had bkgd noising & since it's probably a bitch to try & find on PigPigGo, here.

Relative to when it gets mentioned in the original J/H video, this is timestamped to a clip of shitheel reading aloud the Jhanny Rambizi texts to his pond of fuckin retards:

(Whole video is great, btw. Do recommend. It was the best DSRee is a Crazy Fucktard type material I'd heard until we were blessed w/ Steve of the Dead.)

 

[DownwardFowl]

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r/ChoosingBeggars - Streamer with almost 200K subs begs his viewers to pay him $300 a day after receiving +100 gifted memberships. Demands payment now, not later!

4,862 votes and 416 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Congratulations DSP, you've become easy reddit karma. Must feel nice to finally be useful for something, even if it's imaginary internet points.

Wait, is that a new subreddit he got posted on? Lmao

 

[One Guy Online]

Wait, is that a new subreddit he got posted on? Lmao

I think so. I knew of r/livestreamfails and r/Cringe, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised got posted pages back and I missed it. Loved the subreddit name as that is what caught my attention.

Comments are pretty much a rehash of before - disgust over his begging and him in general, his "incident," mocking him over his tip goals, etc. Only thing different is a couple of people mentioned how DSP has been losing his shit over being posted on the other subreddits.

 

[Kosher Dill]

All joking aside, it's probably not a good idea for ComaPatientPhil to go out and take punches, even if it's for Keem's $50K. He might literally end up in a wheelchair, in an ironic twist.
Remember that he has the cheapest garbage Obamacare plan he could find. If he's ever hospitalized for a serious injury he'll burn through that 50 grand (and more) mighty quick.