A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Sybil declares it's clobbering time and charges one of the bandits to brawl with.
 
ActualKiwi said:
I think @Azazel was more wondering whether they'd be distracted from him by the flaming idiot.
Glaukon hurls one of his few remaining molotovs at the nearest bandit and follows it up by charging at him and taking a swing with his maul (holding at a fulcrum of 50, if that even matters).
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The molotov hits a bandit for 0 damage and bounces off harmlessly. You then run up to him, but you can't throw the molotov, run, and attack all in one turn.
Azazel said:
Yea, this. I figured some dude on fire charging at them would be a little distracting. Oh well.

Gregek holds his morning start at fulcrum point 60 and charges at whatever bandits aren't already being charged at and takes a swing.
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One bandit's head gets crushed in. He falls to the ground dead. Another bandit attacks you and does 1 LP of damage to your torso.
Burned Man said:
Sybil declares it's clobbering time and charges one of the bandits to brawl with.
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This doesn't go so well for you. The bandit you picked on is much stronger than you. You manage to wrestle her weapon away from her, but she's now got you pinned to the ground.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
The molotov hits a bandit for 0 damage and bounces off harmlessly. You then run up to him, but you can't throw the molotov, run, and attack all in one turn.

One bandit's head gets crushed in. He falls to the ground dead. Another bandit attacks you and does 1 LP of damage to your torso.
This doesn't go so well for you. The bandit you picked on is much stronger than you. You manage to wrestle her weapon away from her, but she's now got you pinned to the ground.
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...a pity we can't have lesbian rape here. Poor @Burned Man would be drowning in pussy.
Glaukon will then smack the nearest bitch (a bandit) in next turn with his maul then.
 
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I'm going to try and smash one of the bandit's knees so I can explore the wonderful rape mechanics.
 
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Wait how did we end up wrestling? And how do I escape the grapple and get back to brawling?
 
Gregek turns and attacks the other bandit fool that attacked him, holding the mace at FP60.
 
Burned Man said:
I'm just curious. Since wrestling is its own skill with dice rolls determining what wrestling moves happen I want to see it all.
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I'm actually kind of tempted to go rape that she-bandit on top of you, but she'll probably be dead by the time I finish this current bandit off (or I will).
 
ActualKiwi said:
I'm actually kind of tempted to go rape that she-bandit on top of you, but she'll probably be dead by the time I finish this current bandit off (or I will).
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Yea that was kinda sorta my plan for after I finish off this other bandit too. What's FATAL without some good ol' fashion gangrape.
 
Inb4 we do succesfully rape her, and someone explodes her from the inside with critical rolls..Or blinds someone else with semen...OR slips and gets @Burned Man 's character.
Edit: "slips" rather...hurr hurr.
 
ActualKiwi said:
Inb4 we do succesfully rape her, and someone explodes her from the inside with critical rolls..Or blinds someone else with semen...OR slips and gets @Burned Man 's character.
Edit: "slips" rather...hurr hurr.
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That's why I invested in a chastity belt. There will be no accidental pedophilia on my watch.
 
Burned Man said:
That's why I invested in a chastity belt. There will be no accidental pedophilia on my watch.
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I wonder if we can cast flesh-to-stone on someone's dick to bypass that..
 
ActualKiwi said:
...a pity we can't have lesbian rape here. Poor @Burned Man would be drowning in pussy.
Glaukon will then smack the nearest bitch (a bandit) in next turn with his maul then.
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You miss. Your opponent hits but it doesn't do any damage to you. Your clothing blocks their punch.

Randall Fragg said:
I'm going to try and smash one of the bandit's knees so I can explore the wonderful rape mechanics.
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Alright, you manage to hit and get Graphic Gore. Since you have a pounding weapon and were targeting the Upper Leg (the body part that the knee is part of,) we roll on that table and get 80, but you were specifically aiming for the knee, so I'll throw that out and give you the result for less than 10: The bandit's kneecap is shattered into 6 pieces (you have to roll a 2d4 to find out exactly how many pieces it shatters into. No, this has no effect on anything else in the game.) Their leg will now "have a tendency to bend backward." They lose 20% of their Bodily Attractiveness and 50% of their Agility. They're down to a few LP. Normally, they would be bleeding to death by now, but that rule is explicitly marked as optional and I'll take anything that will let me do less math (these turns take at least 30 minutes of looking through charts, rolling dice, and consulting tables a day.) The bandit is too stunned to do anything next turn, so you can freely try for a grapple now.

Burned Man said:
And how do I escape the grapple and get back to brawling?
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You can't yet. Your opponent is Overbearing you. First, he's a male and you're a female, so the rape is possible (any other rape, including female-on-male, is not allowed by the rules.) But let's rewind a bit and look at FATAL's retarded wrestling rules:
  1. You are being grappled, so a Wrestling skill check must be made. All participants roll roll 3d10 + the average of the Strength and Agility sub-abilities for each participant. You roll a 7 and your modifier is -28, so you get a -21. The bandit gets an 8 and has no modifiers to either ability. If the rolls are within 3 of each other, nothing really happens.
  2. We roll 1d20 and consult a table. The result is 12: overbearing.
  3. We subtract the defender's weight by the attacker's weight. So we get 150-57=93.
  4. Then we divide the difference by the sum of all grappler's weight. 93/(150+57)=0.45.
  5. Then we multiply the result by 30. 0.45*30=13.48
  6. Then we apply the average of all of the grappler's wrestling skill modifier to the result. (0+1)/2=0.5=1
  7. Now both sides roll 3d10. The bandit gets a 25 (+1 from the above math) and you get a 14.
  8. Since the bandit wins by more than 8, he overbears you.
  9. You got grappled before your initiative, so you're allowed to make a Brawling attack or Strength sub-ability check. I'll assume that you want to roll against Brawling (which you have a +2 in) rather than Strength (which you have a -56 in.) Still, the bandit wins this check.
Now we're here back at the moment of the rape. Let's look at FATAL's rape rules:
  1. First he attempts to use the Intimidate skill on you. This is a 3d10 roll for the bandit, with modifiers being the average of the Physique and Charisma sub-ability. He gets a 13. You also get to roll. You get a 15-25=-10. He now gets to halve his effective overbearing weight for subsequent steps.
  2. He now gets to roll for Rape. Since he's wearing medium armor and you're wearing clothing, he gets a -3 penalty to Rape.
  3. Now he needs to roll higher than 1/3rd of the weight difference in overbearing on a 3d10. Since he gets a 17, he almost wins, but that -3 penalty fucks him up, and he doesn't get his rape off.
  4. There's an 80% chance that the victim gets to roll a Brawling Graphic Gore attack on the Manhood or Testes of the rapist. You roll 1d100 and get a 27, so it's going to happen.
  5. However, he DOES get his dick in you first. Somehow, his cock mightily erupts through his chainmail pants, ruining them, and pushes through your undisturbed clothing with both hands fully occupied to get inside of you.
  6. Next, you get to roll for your attack. A 1d100 roll of 13 causes the attack to be against his cock, and contrary to the earlier rules, shafts and balls don't have separate tables.
  7. Your roll of 3d10 on the table gets a 13. One of his testicles is squished and theres a 1% chance he will die. He rolls 95 on a 1d100 and lives. However, he now has -20% Bodily attractiveness.
You can now easily escape, because he's in too much pain.

And there you go folks, rape, the FATAL way, in 16 easy steps! Of course, we didn't get to experience the real horrors of what happens when people actually start to fuck in FATAL, at least not yet.

Azazel said:
Gregek turns and attacks the other bandit fool that attacked him, holding the mace at FP60.
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They stagger, but then they lash out and nick you in the right arm for 3 LP.
 
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Gregek takes another swing at this bitchbandit at FP50
 
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