🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hey Ralph! Yo Ralphamale! Rage Piggy! SOOOOOEEEY.

Now that I got your attention reethan, lets talk; man to sow about something which requires no speculation because it is video graphically proven fact. Sound good Rape-it? You have 0, nada, zip, zilch, nunndat, NO offensive capability what.... so....... ever.
None. Dan manhandled you so easily because you have no balance, no strength, no physical stability, and no capability at all to either apply or resist force.

You are, by any and all masculine reckoning, a very fat, very weak, female. Which is why you have 4 bitch tits.
 
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Ralph we are you talking about your discord with Pedophellia ? We all know you try to get woman drunk enough for you to rape them or abuse them. I hope you lose custody of Rozy as well . Oh and Ralph you look like a fat uncooked Turkey !
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Mackiavelli13 said:
Ralph we are you talking about your discord with Pedophellia ? We all know you try to get woman drunk enough for you to rape them or abuse them. I hope you lose custody of Rozy as well . Oh and Ralph you look like a fat uncooked Turkey !View attachment 3346402
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lol his body type really do be "backwards turkey"
 
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XxTardWranglerxX said:
Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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The latest ralph/AF strategy of calling anyone who makes fun of them leftists is really something.

I can't think of a single right wing trait ralph or nick have.
 
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Tabloid journalists are generally the scum of the fucking earth, both as professionals and as people. I've known some, they are rampant cokeheads with no capacity for shame or guilt. Their lives are better understood as a series of catastrophic and unending fuckups that are "remedied" by substance abuse.

It is fitting that Ralph considers himself the reigning king of this class of people.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Tabloid journalists are generally the scum of the fucking earth, both as professionals and as people. I've known some, they are rampant cokeheads with no capacity for shame or guilt. Their lives are better understood as a series of catastrophic and unending fuckups that are "remedied" by substance abuse.
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So… Ralph
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I just realized Ralph could solve the challenge of clothing his hideous bisected Gunt by buying a bra designed for a 600 lb woman. He could wear it like a belt and each Gunt gets a HHH size cup for support. You’re welcome Ralph.
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Just stopping in while I’m on break from work to post about how fat and short Ethan “MANLET” Ralph is, how he can’t fight and loses to everyone including women, how he has a micropenis and got laughed at by a panel of e-thots, how he’s now Metokur’s punching bag and how he can’t see his son and he treated his mom like shit while she was alive.

Enjoy your vacation, little fat midge! CHRISTISKANG
 
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This tweet seems to be the more interesting one, as Dick Masterson afaik has never gone beyond ridiculing the users and the collective emergent autisticness that arises in this forum. So, I wonder what his reply would be if somebody asked him to ouright denounce this place and disown anybody who supported kiwifarms. My guess would be something that would contradict this tweet and could be shoved in Ralph's face.

I'm sure in the natural order of things it will come up, after all Dick has never publicly rescinded(afaik) his open invitation for Null to come back to the show, and Nick Rekieta and Metokur source from the place heavily and credit it occasionally in their streams and Dick enjoys it greatly when they guest.
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Fuck anyone that supports FanFictionFarms!
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He even supports our Gunt Fiction efforts.
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Wonder why he's promoting his show to a site full of leftists?
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Hey Null, what are MATI's live numbers like nowadays?
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AnOminous said:
Unless she sure got some lucky draw, her cards are shit. She is the child of an abusive alcoholic rage pig who will probably be dead before her majority. The best case scenario is he just up and dies right now, or goes to prison for life for some reason.
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I think the best case scenario would be Ralph dying in an accident at the fault of a millionaire or big company, and Rackets, out of pity, refers someone to do a wrongful death suit on Rosie's behalf.

And be sure Ralph, it's not that i want you to be killed, I just dont see how your survival of the accident to any degree could be anything but a detriment to your family. The only way you could be rendered harmless to their wellbeing is through 100% paralysis. And thats just dark for everyone involved.
 
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Mackiavelli13 said:
View attachment 3347160 People are starting the great corn harvest. ! dear lord Ralph people still have to give food to your Horse and daughter because you leave them there alone with no one to feed them and care for them how could you !
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The thread will be switching from English to German for the next few days so kraut kiwis can catch up on the goings-on with the mutt Drachenlord.
 
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