Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Lugubrious]

We're supposed to believe a rampant coomer who can't go a day without multiple sexual tweets and follows hundreds of onlyfan sluts has never before used onlyfans until now.
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Also boogie is such a chad that his female friends just let him view their onlyfans for free. What a stud.
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Again this is the man claiming to have tons of female friends (that you just don't know about)

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Maybe someone with some medical knowledge can chime in and tell us how long someone can live when their face is that fucking red from health problems 24/7.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Maybe someone with some medical knowledge can chime in and tell us how long someone can live when their face is that fucking red from health problems 24/7.

Hopefully not through the night.

 

[AnOminous]

Again this is the man claiming to have tons of female friends (that you just don't know about)
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The only thing Boogie has tons of is himself. Because he's fat.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

Maybe someone with some medical knowledge can chime in and tell us how long someone can live when their face is that fucking red from health problems 24/7.

For real, how long do people like him usually live? I feel like Boogie is really rare in that he's somehow still able to walk, has seemingly only had one stroke, and hasn't had his heart attack/cardiac arrest yet.

He's 48, his BMI is 62.6 now (400 pounds and 5'8, being generous here), it's been even worse, his face is red and one side is paralyzed by stroke, he's lost all his teeth, eats more than 99% of the population, his diet consists of Marco's and Mountain Dew all day, every day, he has lymphedema, he has high blood pressure and is on a shitload of different meds, he does not exercise, he does not sleep well, and he is a drug addict.

How the fuck is this guy still alive??

 

[General Tug Boat]

For real, how long do people like him usually live? I feel like Boogie is really rare in that he's somehow still able to walk, has seemingly only had one stroke, and hasn't had his heart attack/cardiac arrest yet.

He's 48, his BMI is 62.6 now (400 pounds and 5'8, being generous here), it's been even worse, his face is red and one side is paralyzed by stroke, he's lost all his teeth, eats more than 99% of the population, his diet consists of Marco's and Mountain Dew all day, every day, he has lymphedema, he has high blood pressure and is on a shitload of different meds, he does not exercise, he does not sleep well, and he is a drug addict.

How the fuck is this guy still alive??

These are the eyes of a man that is barely alive...

 

[thejackal]

For real, how long do people like him usually live? I feel like Boogie is really rare in that he's somehow still able to walk, has seemingly only had one stroke, and hasn't had his heart attack/cardiac arrest yet.

He's 48, his BMI is 62.6 now (400 pounds and 5'8, being generous here), it's been even worse, his face is red and one side is paralyzed by stroke, he's lost all his teeth, eats more than 99% of the population, his diet consists of Marco's and Mountain Dew all day, every day, he has lymphedema, he has high blood pressure and is on a shitload of different meds, he does not exercise, he does not sleep well, and he is a drug addict.

How the fuck is this guy still alive??

I'd give him 5-7 years. I think he'll have a massive stroke and maybe be left a vegetable. Modern medicine is incredible but there's no way he sees 60.

 

[Shabobus]

Orson Welles drank and smoked with abandon and was around 300 pounds, but still lived to 70. Boogie is fatter, but who knows. He could have a couple more decades in him.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

I'd give him 5-7 years. I think he'll have a massive stroke and maybe be left a vegetable. Modern medicine is incredible but there's no way he sees 60.

He in some way has to at least know that he's not going to live much longer, which makes me wonder what is going to happen to Prisoner Leo.

I mean, he's confirmed he isn't even able to physically take care of them, and Chad does, so is he expecting Chad to just take care of that thing forever? Did he think this through? He doesn't give a fuck about that dog and uses it only as a prop and emotional pull with a 19 year old prostitute, why the fuck would you get a puppy if you're not going to even take care of it? The dude doesn't even walk Sammy and lets him shit everywhere, what made him think it was a good idea to spend $3.5k on a second one?

Some young couple or some shit could have bought that poor thing and be giving it a life full of love, attention, and exercise, but he got stuck with a fat pedophile who just ignores him and barely recognizes his existence. Sammy's always in videos and on stream and Twitter, but not that mutt. I feel bad for them both, though. Sammy's face is all fucked up.

tl;Dr: Boogie2988 probably has illegal content on his computer.

 

[Mister Mint]

Oh wow there's a wild change of pace.

 

[countertop]

Boogie admits to subscribing to several OnlyFans

He could have donated that to the families of Uvalde. This is evidence that Boogie would rather support fellow school shooters.

He's sick - and really fat!

Spoiler: Sex work

He doesn't want to sex shame, but can't help himself. Mr. Passive Aggresive. Plus, isn't hes supposed to be 'sex positive' and a sex worker supporter?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Boogie has claimed that for the t-shirts selling at $25.99 each, he made $9 in profit. Later he clarified that it was $9 in profit and $1 for charity.

Now, I have no idea about pricing systems for merch but it does seem unrealistic that they make 60% of the money from the sales when it's the influencer's name selling the shirt. Also... since when has a plain white t-shirt with a print on design cost $16 wholesale?

He never clarified what the pricing was for the more expensive items.

So he claimed in March he sold 140 shirts ($140 to charity) but then in April and May he apparently only solid another 50 in total to get to the $190.

The problem is that the 140 number he gave is 140 shirts sold, not $140:

His shirts don't sell for $10. The cheapest is $25.99 with 5XLs being $33.99.

Even if we assume every shirt sold was smaller than 5XL (lol), the 10% of profits should be nearer the ~$360 I mentioned earlier. That also assumes he didn't sell a single shirt since his 140 sold figure, which was first given in March.

It seems highly, higly likely Boogie is obfuscating his actual numbers and donating way less to charity than the actual 10% promised.

 

[Lugubrious]

Hair an hour.

 

[Particle Bored]

Swam laps for half an hour? So how many laps was that, Steven? One and a half?

OTOH, that utterly irrelevant "regular gym had a broken pool" part might lead one to consider the idea of adding superfluous details to bolster a lie.

 

[Thin Privilege]

Boogie swam laps for half an hour? I don't believe that. Even in the small chance it was true, after 15 years of his lying will anyone but the last few reaming fans even believe him?

Boogie read the "Boy who Cried Wolf" as a kid and somehow took all the wrong lessons from it.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Boogie claims he never goes near his Reddit because it's so toxic. Someone posted about Discord on Reddit asking if Boogie had one. A day later he randomly tweets that he has Discord if anyone wants to join it lol

He could try and be a bit more subtle.

The problem is that the 140 number he gave is 140 shirts sold, not $140:

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His shirts don't sell for $10. The cheapest is $25.99 with 5XLs being $33.99.

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Even if we assume every shirt sold was smaller than 5XL (lol), the 10% of profits should be nearer the ~$360 I mentioned earlier. That also assumes he didn't sell a single shirt since his 140 sold figure, which was first given in March.

It seems highly, higly likely Boogie is obfuscating his actual numbers and donating way less to charity than the actual 10% promised.

$140 to charity at $1 per shirt is 140 shirts, my dude. He only said he was giving 10% of his profit to charity, which he claimed was $1 per shirt.

He also claimed this originally and then changed it to $190 which I'm assuming means 50 more shirts sold in April and May. The number seems actually high to me that he'd sell 190 pieces of merch at the minimum in less than 3 months.

Hair an hour.
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Why does he feel the need to lie so blatantly?

Swimming is substantially easier for a fat person than normal cardio...but no, he didn't do 50 minutes of work out his first go. That's simply not true. It's like his claim he did 3 minutes on the bag straight every day. Every video shows him doing it for about 10 seconds and breathing out his ass after.

 

[DontEatThat]

I love once again how Boogie makes a statement to make him look noble only to throw it away to try to look like he gets all the sex and women. In breakneck speed he goes from "I only subbed to one OnlyFans account to see how the business model is and what is it all about. Its not good, just go watch porn rofl." to "Im subbed to lots of OnlyFan accounts and some are my hot friends too and they put up amazing spank material!" Shit like this is hilarious and no one should ever take Boogie seriously because he does this often, especially when the topic is women.

As for the shirts, he first said money would go to help his legal fees. When that was in poor taste and no one was fucking buying them he made the first donation claim. After it was pointed out he never made a donation this unfortunate incident made a convenient excuse for him to change his donation. A true piece of shit move to use real world tragedies to make money off of because you cant control yourself. I believe he sold barely any if but a few shirts and just made up the number to sound like he sold a lot but as it was pointed out, he didnt sell much. Hes just trying to get people to buy them so he can pay for his marcos week binges (and maybe his lawyer who milked the fucked out of him)

I will call bullshit on his pool adventure simply because the fucker LOVES to take videos of him doing mundane shit for asspats online. I have not seen one so I have to doubt. Im sure because people were asking about how fucked up his walking is and he mentions his knee he scourged google for exercises he can claim to do. He finds that fat fucks and old people with joint issues can exercise in pools cause its easier on the joints and can provide good cardio. I believe thats why hes talking about this shit all of a sudden, people were bringing up how fucking out of shape he is and is physically shutting down and he had to find a quick way to disprove everyone. He cant lose the attention from the nonexistent fight and asspats for an attempt for exercise so he makes a lie about it.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I love how this random_text always seems to appear whenever I check the Booger thread.
It's like it knows that Booger would eat a whole block of cheese because he's very much overweight and really seems to enjoy food.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

$140 to charity at $1 per shirt is 140 shirts, my dude. He only said he was giving 10% of his profit to charity, which he claimed was $1 per shirt.

He also claimed this originally and then changed it to $190 which I'm assuming means 50 more shirts sold in April and May. The number seems actually high to me that he'd sell 190 pieces of merch at the minimum in less than 3 months.

Again, I think it's next to impossible for his profit to be $10 off of a (minimum) sale of $26. There's literally no reason for him to have gone with a merch site that takes over 60% of proceeds. Teespring's highest take is, I believe, 40%.

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

Hair an hour.
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Besides the misspelling, did he actually swim laps for half an hour total time, or swam for half an hour.

I highly doubt he did laps that long even if he doggy paddled. probably did like 2 laps with a 25 minute break between

Also he probably jumped in the other gyms pool and emptied it out