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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
People have noticed how profitable is to shit on you because of your wigger antics and its only a matter of time before your personal Clide Cash shows up to actually fuck with you at every opportunity possible, not just the point finger and laugh kinda way but the Dan The Man kinda way.
He doesn't deserve a Clyde Cash or a Liquid Chris or even a Kacey. He deserves a couple Idea Guys and an Isabella Janke.
LOL, Ralph we all saw you circumcised micro dick. You're not fooling anyone pal.
Circumcision is cruel when your dick is so tiny you lose half its visible length when the foreskin is removed.
 
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He's gonna file a police report that some retard walked up to his landlord's front door?

Isn't this the nigger that broke into a tranny hive to get his ass kicked on camera?
 
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She's several several far leagues above Ralph's paedophilic stallion. She actually looks like a biological woman that's heathy, rather than some fat "hijab wearing nasty bitch" which can apply to another person if Ralph thinks that's a fucking Hijab.
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Imagine being so buck broken that the moment you stop seething for 2 seconds and experience a brief moment of something resembling contentment, you need to post it online as if it's some sort of triumph against your haters lol.

Man, he really tried to take a decent picture and he looks 50, 55. Genuinely baffling every time I remember this dude isn't even 40.
 
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Fully owned by some cosplay girl or whatever. Gunt is now mainstream. Ralph won’t do shit about it. This bitch has Ralph’s tiny nuts on her mantle.
What a fag, taking selfies all alone in the Park after a long day flagging and blocking in his tiny cheap hotel. Fake smiling like a woman. You’re gay, Ralph.
 
Granted I don't know Virginia law, but generally you have to be notified you are tespassing by either signage or in advance by the owner.
You have to know you aren't allowed there. And actually you can get a small fine (or a civil action) for "simple" trespass, compared to the actual crime of defiant trespass, i.e. you saw the sign, ignored it, and went on in (without a legitimate purpose like you are a code inspector). However, unlawful intent can be inferred. For instance, if you went onto someone's property to throw eggs at their house, there is no way any reasonable person would believe that was legitimate, or be unaware that someone's front yard was part of their property.

I could see Ralph arguing that because he's fat, they obviously went onto his property to insult him with pork rinds, like you might insult a cop that way. Technically that's at least simple trespass because no, they didn't think he actually wanted this shit, and it wasn't a gift. In reality, the cops will just laugh.

Virginia's specific trespassing law does require a sign for it to be criminal:
https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-121/ <-- and here's a more specific intent variant that does not require a sign or notice

The second of those does require intent to damage the property or something more than entry. I doubt simply leaving a harmless object on the porch would qualify.

Incidentally, that's one Chris was prosecuted under for that game store he got kicked out of most recently.
 
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Imagine being so buck broken that the moment you stop seething for 2 seconds and experience a brief moment of something resembling contentment, you need to post it online as if it's some sort of triumph against your haters lol.

Man, he really tried to take a decent picture and he looks 50, 55. Genuinely baffling every time I remember this dude isn't even 40.
Which makes me wonder what he was doing that one day he didn’t post any selfies but said he couldn’t stream cuz he was “having too much fun” all day.
 
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