DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DownwardFowl]

I have updated my profile to correctly reflect DSP's ambitious new career direction.

40 year old man too broken down to play games so he resorts to the one thing he just called out, what, a few months ago right?

I honestly can’t tell if he TRULY believes 40 is the age you start to decay or if it’s just a dented excuse to stop playing games.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

"It was really only one guy that donated all the subs for the sub goal anyway! I asked him and he said he didn't care what I reacted to! He will enjoy it regardless!"

I feel like there's a non-insignificant chance that he "spoke to the top contributors and they believe the poll was hijacked by detractors to play slanderous kahntent against me"

 

[MAWBD]

There are one of two things going in here so Doody isn't entirely wrong.

Do we have any evidence about 1MM or is this some wild idea (read: speculation) from this Doody guy?

I don't think it's a stretch to think that some pigroach cult member like PlanetJeff is sending his cult leader 25$ a day. I mean we have these other retarded cult members like the three letter faggot who keeps sinking into the pigroach way more money than 1MM (whoever the fuck it is) and of course morons like TimboSlice who had bankruptcies of their own yet they still sink money into the dear cult leader.

At the end of the day, does it matter really if 1MM is real or it's DSP who fakes donations to hype shit up? Either way, when money hits his Paypal, it's gone before you can say Scopley.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

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He's going to react to an edited version of the video to remove concrete examples of him being a bad person. He's been staying up til 3am overheating the coping center of his pigbrain but there are things in the video that he can't figure out a way to spin. He will say it's to protect his old friends.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

DSP when he needs that money, he really does: "I will react to what they said about me because despite most of it being true, it's just so taken out of context that I feel the need to explain how it really was from my point of view."

DSP when he got money: "That stuff will never be on my channel. That entire thing is just them saying slanderous shit about me none of which are true. You'd have to be a brain dead morahn to believe any of that stuff."

Which is it then, Phil? Seems like there's a weird recurring connection between people who talk about you truthfully turning out to be horrible liars that make you look bad. It's almost as if the truth makes you look bad. It's almost as if the real you makes you look bad.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

He is getting lazier every day. I wonder how long he indeed will still even PLAY GAMES. And with games I mean skyrim and stuff like that. Forget games that actually require thinking, planning or timing. Nah... just skyrim and stuff yeah.
Oh another WWE game in what you can sit back and watch the AI battle the AI! perfect for another 50 streams!
Shame really he could do more right, Cooking with the King for instance. Or him reviewing fast food! Why not go full Muckbang!

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He’s going to claim the planets have aligned and are telling him not to react to Rambo and Howard’s video, isn’t he? Just like when his patrons reached the Project 7 tier.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so wait he got gifted memberships and still complains that youtube didn't release them at 12:01 am on 1/1/22 when they "promised" it was coming in 2022.

yeah I'm sure he's not miserable at all, just happy as a pig in hulk hogan shit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He’s going to claim the planets have aligned and are telling him not to react to Rambo and Howard’s video, isn’t he? Just like when his patrons reached the Project 7 tier.

It'll be along the lines of "these guys were complete assholes and way out of line making this video full lies so I've decided to just be the better man and not call them liars for six hours on the internet. I'm the mature adult, not them."

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil has let slip they were sleeping in separate rooms at one point (when he was sick)

Does that prove he had COVID or something?
I mean I get sick at times and I never sleep apart from my spouse.
This "marriage" is so weird

ambitious new career direction.

You forgot begging.

I'm the mature adult, not them."

That's okay, we can clip up his past reactions and make a same edited style video he made for Cock Gayming.
Sounds good?
Sounds great.
<snort>

 

[MAWBD]

DSP when he got money

DSP never has money.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

40 year old man too broken down to play games so he resorts to the one thing he just called out, what, a few months ago right?

I honestly can’t tell if he TRULY believes 40 is the age you start to decay or if it’s just a dented excuse to stop playing games.

Life expectancy is up, we have jacked 70+ year olds walking around, but in Pigroachia being 40 means you're pretty much done.

Pigroachia is still stuck in the middle-ages, that's why Gout is still a thing there.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

DSP after hitting a goal where he promised to do something as a reward

 

[SilverReaper]

He is getting lazier every day. I wonder how long he indeed will still even PLAY GAMES. And with games I mean skyrim and stuff like that. Forget games that actually require thinking, planning or timing. Nah... just skyrim and stuff yeah.
Oh another WWE game in what you can sit back and watch the AI battle the AI! perfect for another 50 streams!
Shame really he could do more right, Cooking with the King for instance. Or him reviewing fast food! Why not go full Muckbang!

Going full mukbang would cost more money. You can milk a game (60$ - 70$) for months on end. A meal is a one time thing. Cost may vary but it would be more money for sure.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He really can't take the chance of them responding with receipts.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Going full mukbang would cost more money. You can milk a game (60$ - 70$) for months on end. A meal is a one time thing. Cost may vary but it would be more money for sure.

In a perfect world we'd be seeing "Feasting with the King: Dumpster Diving" soon but unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.

"Feasting with the King: Is this Wild Plant Edible?"
"Feasting with the King: Do Expiration Dates Really Matter?"
"Feasting with the King: Does this Look Rotten?"
"Feasting with the King: Food Poisoning, Not That Bad"

 

[Lord_Point]

Going full mukbang would cost more money. You can milk a game (60$ - 70$) for months on end. A meal is a one time thing. Cost may vary but it would be more money for sure.

"Ok guys the 2.5 hour prestream is over. Today should we mukbang plain white rice or pinto beans? NO SNOW KARL YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE IM NOT COOKING A PROTINE MY FAMILY WOULD DIE OF RAPE!"

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Do we have any evidence about 1MM or is this some wild idea (read: speculation) from this Doody guy?

I don't think it's a stretch to think that some pigroach cult member like PlanetJeff is sending his cult leader 25$ a day. I mean we have these other retarded cult members like the three letter faggot who keeps sinking into the pigroach way more money than 1MM (whoever the fuck it is) and of course morons like TimboSlice who had bankruptcies of their own yet they still sink money into the dear cult leader.

At the end of the day, does it matter really if 1MM is real or it's DSP who fakes donations to hype shit up? Either way, when money hits his Paypal, it's gone before you can say Scopley.

The evidence Doody suggested is the fact that alerts never go off when Phil is on break, but I honestly don't know if his break screen has the donation alertbox as a source. Someone would have to check that because he always says 1MM gives money "during the break" so, if that is the case, we would see an alert.

There's also the fact that 1MM only donates if he didn't hit the glasses goal before the break, which can be checed through PPG.

Again, the only real way to find out is if we have his bank statements from a time 1MM was being mentioned. If that's the case then we know he's real.

It doesn't matter too much, but it's just funny to think Phil primes his tip jar because his dents don't have money or want to doxz themselves.

Oh another WWE game in what you can sit back and watch the AI battle the AI! perfect for another 50 streams!

Friendly reminder this can work if you have friends.

 

[snort inquisition]

personally i'm down the middle on one minute man being a fake tip every day, it never comes up on screen and phil acts like a weirdo when anybody talks about it, it makes sense for his learning delayed brain to think that if he' closer to the "goals", someone will tip him more to meet the goals, so he'll get $25 magically every single day to push the counter closer, fake or not, to bait whatever he can

 

[Brother Wind]

so wait he got gifted memberships and still complains that youtube didn't release them at 12:01 am on 1/1/22 when they "promised" it was coming in 2022.

yeah I'm sure he's not miserable at all, just happy as a pig in hulk hogan shit.

Hey, he said, he gave them until his first stream of the year. So it was more like 12:00 PM PST. Debuhnked