🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 41.8%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 38 48.1%
  • Total voters
    79
Mackiavelli13 said:
View attachment 3349234 This is going to be hilarious imagine 4 angry and sexually frustrated Dwarfs crying about internet and their BFF Jaden the birthing hips leaving them for 2 hours.
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wow amazing it's like arguably the 4 biggest lolcows on Kiwi Farms right now
 
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People hate on Ralph for always being online but like what the fuck else would he do?

-He has no friends
-He has no interests
-He has no hobbies
-He can't play sports
-He doesn't work out
-He can barely read
-He doesn't even game
-Being a father to your child is gay

Online raging is literally the only thing he has to occupy his little peanut brain.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
People hate on Ralph for always being online but like what the fuck else would he do?

-He has no friends
-He has no interests
-He has no hobbies
-He can't play sports
-He doesn't work out
-He can barely read
-He doesn't even game
-Being a father to your child is gay

Online raging is literally the only thing he has to occupy his little peanut brain.
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>doesn't even game
my nigga he is a professional Street Fighter, we've just so happen to only have his losses on camera.
he was going to win that one against Dan, really, but the latency was bad, he was pushing buttons for real.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
People hate on Ralph for always being online but like what the fuck else would he do?

-He has no friends
-He has no interests
-He has no hobbies
-He can't play sports
-He doesn't work out
-He can barely read
-He doesn't even game
-Being a father to your child is gay

Online raging is literally the only thing he has to occupy his little peanut brain.
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False. Gambling, sports, and black people are Ralph’s hobbies and interest.
 
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Why is he asking for may harassment?
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Victory Leo said:
>doesn't even game
my nigga he is a professional Street Fighter, we've just so happen to only have his losses on camera.
he was going to win that one against Dan, really, but the latency was bad, he was pushing buttons for real.
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Ralph's the kind of loser to lose against Dan Hibiki without landing a single hit.
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Circumcision is "satanic" and "Middle Eastern brainwashing" according to Ralph. Kind of a weird thing to obsess over while on vacation.

I'm not a biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure polygamy is a middle eastern custom and Ralph has been obsessed with having a harem for years. And having children out of wedlock isn't very based and Godpilled either, Ralph. Maybe you should shut the fuck up with your religious theories until you sort yourself out.
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Hüftpriester said:
Circumcision is "satanic" and "Middle Eastern brainwashing" according to Ralph. Kind of a weird thing to obsess over while on vacation.

I'm not a biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure polygamy is a middle eastern custom and Ralph has been obsessed with having a harem for years. And having children out of wedlock isn't very based and Godpilled either, Ralph. Maybe you should shut the fuck up with your religious theories until you sort yourself out.
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Why is Ralph responding to a #Forskingang hashtag when hes talking about female circumcision? its really unfortunate they never clipped his clit, its not getting much use.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Circumcision is "satanic" and "Middle Eastern brainwashing" according to Ralph. Kind of a weird thing to obsess over while on vacation.

I'm not a biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure polygamy is a middle eastern custom and Ralph has been obsessed with having a harem for years. And having children out of wedlock isn't very based and Godpilled either, Ralph. Maybe you should shut the fuck up with your religious theories until you sort yourself out.
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imagine the smegma that grows in there :cryblood:
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Circumcision is "satanic" and "Middle Eastern brainwashing" according to Ralph. Kind of a weird thing to obsess over while on vacation.

I'm not a biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure polygamy is a middle eastern custom and Ralph has been obsessed with having a harem for years. And having children out of wedlock isn't very based and Godpilled either, Ralph. Maybe you should shut the fuck up with your religious theories until you sort yourself out.
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I'm sure May loves knowing Ralph thinks she's evil.
 
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