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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 341 92.9%

  • Total voters
    367
View attachment 3349234 This is going to be hilarious imagine 4 angry and sexually frustrated Dwarfs crying about internet and their BFF Jaden the birthing hips leaving them for 2 hours.
Just saw it and made a thread too, it will be an absolute shitshow worth laughing at.

Can anyone really blame that poster for getting it wrong? I mean, it's really hard to see, you'd need one of those "ENHANCE" softwares they got on Law and Order to see if the little grain of rice Ralph calls a penis has a foreskin or not.
I mean, his pine needle is so tiny, it's virtually indistinguishable from his pig hair, circumcising that risks castration.
 
I mean, his pine needle is so tiny, it's virtually indistinguishable from his pig hair, circumcising that risks castration.
That's probably why he wasn't circumcised, honestly. The hospital just didn't have the equipment to do microscopic surgery and none of the surgeons trusted themselves to operate on such a teeny tiny itty bitty thing.
 
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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore
One retard in one thread says something
Ethan spends 5-8 hours a day browsing his board so he reads it
"KIWI FARMS IS SAYIN I AINT A GENUINE SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVOR, RONNIE PLOWED MY PIGLET ASS DAILY!"
 
I don't know who they are but they filmed it so it will come out sooner or later. It's not like he/she was trying to hide their face.
Ralph's door cam video is here.
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Nice hidden camera system there Ralph! They totally didn't know about it.
source of pic

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Looks like a happy couple enjoying a day of tard poking
 
One retard in one thread says something
Ethan spends 5-8 hours a day browsing his board so he reads it
"KIWI FARMS IS SAYIN I AINT A GENUINE SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVOR, RONNIE PLOWED MY PIGLET ASS DAILY!"
Ya I think it's obvious he spends all day even on "vacation" sitting alone reading his thread and checking that God dang mister Medicare's twitter. I think it explains how he got all the brain damage more then the beatings.
 
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Ya I think it's obvious he spends all day even on "vacation" sitting alone reading his thread and checking that God dang mister Medicare's twitter. I think it explains how he got all the brain damage more then the beatings.
If The Gunt were a normal human (which he's not), he'd get off the internet for a while. But being the rage pig and attention whore that he is, he's always online.
 
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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore
Genesis 17:10-14
This is My covenant, which you shall keep, between Me and you and your descendants after you: every male among you shall be circumcised. And you shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskin, and it shall be the sign of the covenant between Me and you. And every male among you who is eight days old shall be circumcised throughout your generations, a servant who is born in the house or who is bought with money from any foreigner, who is not of your descendants.

CRISISKANG, bitch
 
His 4 inch dick is NOT circumcised. Get the facts right, idiots!
I actually do feel a ping of sympathy for Meigh now. Imagine the dick hygiene of a fat, sweaty, infrequent bather who is unable to even see his own Memphis micro. Rage pig smega. Alice being blacked out probably saved her from lifelong PTSD.
 
I actually do feel a ping of sympathy for Meigh now. Imagine the dick hygiene of a fat, sweaty, infrequent bather who is unable to even see his own Memphis micro. Rage pig smega. Alice being blacked out probably saved her from lifelong PTSD.
She looks like a fan of blue cheese anyway .

15-years after Madeleine McCann’s mysterious disappearance, authorities in Portugal have a new suspect. CNN Special Report – Missing – Madeleine McCann airs tonight at 10 p.m. ET Ralph where were you a few days ago........Omg no Ralph not like that mate.
 
I actually do feel a ping of sympathy for Meigh now. Imagine the dick hygiene of a fat, sweaty, infrequent bather who is unable to even see his own Memphis micro. Rage pig smega. Alice being blacked out probably saved her from lifelong PTSD.
Imagine how many bottles of Listerine Alice has gone through since? Trying to rid her mouth of the taste of cheesy rancid pork.
 
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