🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Victory Leo]

To be fair to Ralph, being the "guy that got pummeled at the streets of Portugal" is a massive upgrade from "the guy who ate shit out of a woman's asshole"
gunt is moving up in the world baby

 

[A Sunset]

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The GUNTED legend grows. Even Michael Davis here has seen the vid of Piggy being beat down like a red-headed stepchild. It’s clear the Killstream King is going to be getting more visits to his run-down castle in the ghetto. Christ is Kang!

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

These overweight women look better than pantsu btw

 

[AnOminous]

The GUNTED legend grows. Even Michael Davis here has seen the vid of Piggy being beat down like a red-headed stepchild. It’s clear the Killstream King is going to be getting more visits to his run-down castle in the ghetto. Christ is Kang!

Tbh I'd be more afraid of Ralph's neighbors than Ralph himself even if I intended a full home invasion robbery.

 

[A Sunset]

Tbh I'd be more afraid of Ralph's neighbors than Ralph himself even if I intended a full home invasion robbery.

Ralph’s melanated neighbors may provide a natural defense for him and his child, since visitors risk being robbed or shot themselves before they can even approach the Killstream Kang’s Crack Castle. Perhaps Ralph has been playing 4-D GUNTED chess all along in choosing this horrific and unsafe neighborhood to raise his baby. A-Hogs BTFO’d.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, she looks far far better than Amanda the paedophile despite being on the heavier side, she's probably not a lolicon either. Ralph is being felted by reptiles everywhere. We have a viscous Gator, and now there's another snake after Kenny Jones. Sooner or later, a lizard will enter the picture.

 

[Marche]

Between this chick and that morbidly obese onlyfans chick making fun of him a few pages back, Ralph really has some interesting ladies in his life.

 

[Sammich]

Poor Ralph, acting tough but can't get over the fact that everybody now knows how absolutely pathetic he is in combat. Hey Ralphie, I am pretty sure my grandma could kick your ass - and my grandma is 94 and almost blind.

I bet she could see well enough to knock that fat fuck on his fat tits.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Xiaolin Showdown? nigga what the fuck that show hasn't been on air for almost 20 years, who the fuck is gonna watch a video on cards for it?
if this dumb whore ends up blowing up because of this Ralph shit that'll be sad, she deserves a life in obscurity.

But she is a hawt nerdy conservative danger hair!

 

[Golden Boy]

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I might just be racist, but is that her cameraman? Could she possibly know more than one black man? She is fat, so there is a possibility.

 

[break these cuffs]

I might just be racist, but is that her cameraman? Could she possibly know more than one black man? She is fat, so there is a possibility.

One of the funniest things to happen in the Momokun thread was when we got a candid shot of her at a con. All the guys at her table were some shade of brown.

 

[AltisticRight]

I might just be racist, but is that her cameraman? Could she possibly know more than one black man? She is fat, so there is a possibility.

She and Ralph might just get along regarding their love for everything Black.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Yeah, she looks far far better than Amanda the paedophile despite being on the heavier side, she's probably not a lolicon either. Ralph is being felted by reptiles everywhere. We have a viscous Gator, and now there's another snake after Kenny Jones. Sooner or later, a lizard will enter the picture.

Not for nuthin, but as an OTR trucker I can confirm that the Boghog looks like the average lot lizard; short, fat, and disgusting.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Ralph must be seething a “based black man” is clowning on him. How could one of his own turn on him?!

 

[Null]

i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

His 4 inch dick is NOT circumcised. Get the facts right, idiots!

 

[Mackiavelli13]

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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

Awe ok that post yeah I don't even remember who or where someone said that so he's desperate and his grasping at anything to stay relevant at this point . Ralph your content sucks and go take care of your kid and horse dumb piglet.

 

[ddlloo]

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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

See:

At least we're still ahead of Jim's twitter.

Also, I just realized the aylawg left pork rinds lol. Those better still be there when Ralph gets back, Meigh.
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LOL, Ralph we all saw you circumcised micro dick. You're not fooling anyone pal.

A single post.

 

[AltisticRight]

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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

Really Ralph? I have fortunate access to a lab that has the best microscopes and even I struggle to see that thing.
I applaud the Rabbi that circumcised you. He's probably the same one that created Nicholas J Fuentes on a petridish.

Edit: I love how out of all the posts we've created this week, one about him grounding his mum, out of all that, he chose to seethe at an off-handed remark about circumcision. Thanks for letting us know that gets under you skin, Ralph. Back on topic, was Ronnie the one that allowed Rabbi Feinberg circumcise you?

 

[Mackiavelli13]

This is going to be hilarious imagine 4 angry and sexually frustrated Dwarfs crying about internet and their BFF Jaden the birthing hips leaving them for 2 hours.