DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The One And Only SALTE]

1. Tips are Enabled

He can't turn that off without disconnecting StreamElements entirely. Most he can do is disable the nightbot timer, command, and remove the link in the description. People may just fetch his link from other videos but he can at least put up a few hoops and disable the alertbox.

2. Superchats are Enabled

He can turn those off on a per stream basis, not sure if he can turn them on/off on the fly or if he'd have to end then restart his stream.

3. Memberships are Enabled

He cannot disable those since those are tied to the channel.

4. Membership goal for this react to happen was reached

Throw the money into a charity. This can be said for anything he cannot disable as well.

5. Adverts are DISABLED on the stream and video. This will be a $10 loss to Phil at the most.

Minimum effort.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He "can't stop people from tipping or buying superchats". Like, he couldn't say, "Don't tip today." Or, he couldn't say, "Any tips today will be donated to charity" Or, he couldn't say, "I will donate any tips to a charity of John and Howard's choice." Or pick a way to not take the money.

He's acting like a saint because he's not putting up a tip goal on the screen or acknowledging tips...but he's still TAKING the tips. Mr. Zero Self-Awareness strikes again.

This is an experiment to hide income.

 

[SomeBoyo]

lmao but he still monitized it off memberships

It's YOUR FAULT for picking the video, it wasn't the preestablished goal, it was just an option dood. Also tips goal off, rest stay on. No he can't just disable everything, do you want him to die? So essentially:
"He can't stop finding ways to monetize us" "Yes, I can't stop, I will die, this is my business"

 

[Piece of Peace]

He can't turn that off without disconnecting StreamElements entirely. Most he can do is disable the nightbot timer, command, and remove the link in the description. People may just fetch his link from other videos but he can at least put up a few hoops and disable the alertbox.

He can turn those off on a per stream basis, not sure if he can turn them on/off on the fly or if he'd have to end then restart his stream.

He cannot disable those since those are tied to the channel.

Throw the money into a charity. This can be said for anything he cannot disable as well.

Minimum effort.

Turn the stream into a fundraiser on the YouTube side:


Then donate any tips received to charity.

Also, you already monetized them by including this video in the possible choices list in the first place as a membership goal. Get fucked Dave.

He can disable his Paypal.

Or at worst he can remove his stream elements link from the video description, literally anything.

 

[capefear56]

He can't turn that off without disconnecting StreamElements entirely. Most he can do is disable the nightbot timer, command, and remove the link in the description. People may just fetch his link from other videos but he can at least put up a few hoops and disable the alertbox.

He can disable his Paypal.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

hey memba when he totally didn't monetize Etika's death, he didn't do it, he didn't hit her he die NAAAAUGHT! Youtube did it automatically he can't control that.

I memba...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Turn the stream into a fundraiser on the YouTube side:
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Then donate any tips received to charity.

Also, you already monetized them by including this video in the possible choices list in the first place as a membership goal. Get fucked Dave.

He really should donate it to the John & Howard foundation to pay them back.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

People talking about DSP fighting someone aren't being serious, are they? The man who is afraid to go to Walmart and has been documented as a little bitch by evryone he's come into conflict with. I don't understand why so many people are entertaining the idea.

I think everyone knew it wouldn't happen in a million years, but the thing is it makes no sense that it didn't happen. Financially, it's a payday and Phil really needs the money right now. So in that regard it makes sense. But physically? It makes sense too! Behold:

Dave "Pigroach" Burnell could take out Mike "Iron" Tyson, although maybe he'd have to go the distance and use strategy trying to get a win by decision!

Dave "Pigroach" Burnell is so in shape, he doesn't even need the gym, or to train! All natural, baby!

Yet he stays training, he stays hungry!

He used to work out and still has tons of residual muscle mass, dood! You can appreciate it on sight! He was jacked! He looked like he was ripped!

Look at that fucking pace and voice! No signs of being winded! This dude is a MACHINE! It's like he's doing no effort whatsoever! Fitty bit bitch shoulda paid the fuck up!

Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to make a compilation. Probably the funniest thing we got out of this Keemstar bait minisaga was the confirmation that Phil KNOWS he's a geriatric alcoholic with no hopes of winning a fight. But he'll still front like he's really strong and in decent shape.

Maybe after this he can just fake to maturely accept it nonchalantly, like his receding hairline.

 

[NursezillaX]

Phil thinks the entire point of the John and Howard video was that they don't want to be monetized

Let's just ignore:

• He brings private things with his friends into the public for $
• Fucked over John Howard AND Howard's childhood friends by not paying their fair share
• Has zero respect for anyone but himself
• Thinks he did everything for Project 7 but it was a team effort
• Selling off Project 7 merch without considering the guys who worked on it and giving them a cut

etc...

Even if it was the point, this half assed way of 'not' monetizing it he's trying to sell in order to try and look like some kind of stand up guy would change nothing. All he's gonna do is pretend that any money he gets is attributed to all the parts of the stream where he isn't him reacting to them.

'There's no tips goal, but I can't stop anybody from tipping....'. He very easily could. Or he could say he can't stop anybody, but that anything he did make he'd donate to a charity.

This is just him doing what he thinks will result in the least hit to how much he makes while allowing him to act like he's somehow doing this with clean hands instead of exactly what they accuse him of doing, and it's incredibly transparent.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil is preloading all these excuses for when he inevitably plays SF6, gets bodied after a day, and calls it the "worst fighting game I have ever played."

• Input shortcuts DOOOD
• Auto combo
• Bad netcode....as usual
• Dooodd he is spamming moves
• He's just mashing
• I get hit once and all of my health bar is gone

This is just another KOF15, and all this speculation won't save him from the fact he sucks at fighting games. Being good at an old janky port of a game, doesn't mean you are a good fighting game player.

Gatekeeping when it's Elden Ring( Bad/Toxic/Losers )

Gatekeeping when it's a fighting game, in order to protect your ego( Just being ahhhnest *snort* )

Looking forward to seeing when Phil rage quits SF6, probably at the beta if I had to guess.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

What if Keem wanted to bring Rambo, Howard and Phil on to Drama Alert and react to the video together and have them discuss it? To me that would be far more entertaining then watch two slobs like Ethan and Phil attempt to lift there arms to strike one another.

I agree that would be way way more entertaining than watching Phil catch some TBI, but Keem doesn't have some undying beef with Phil. He won't put that in over a petty squabble with a nobody he only keeps contacting to boost his ego by picking on a retardes begger.

Looks like we got another SuprCrngy. These ego guys that have to be correct (and did nothing wrong). He thinks he's in a battle with Phil now. Doody, you did piss him off..but anyone can and does piss him off. You and SuprDurr aren't Batman to the pigs Joker. Accept you were wrong and stop stealing from other tractors.

Christ thank you for saying what we're thinking. They just wholesale make things up and are huffing their own farts because people like their vids. It means what it means, you make decent content but when your ego gets involved it's garbage. Look at the vastly superior by comparison SoK. And they have so little under their belt but they are already heading down the autism slippery slope.

The "big announcement" is that Phil won't run ads during the react because John and Howard said he would monetize them... but he will during the pre-stream and when he does his mukbang. Will only do shoutouts during those segments and not during the react. So he will monetize the react video just not during the video. Sounds good?

Of course, he found the absolute most damning thing in his lazy research and is faking like he's not going to go into this expecting to make bank.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

DSP after hitting a goal where he promised to do something as a reward

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This gif never ceases to amaze me. Not only does he manage to look autistic, he also has the literal proportions of a pig. His body is just so....cillindrical. Peak lolcow right here!

Keemstar has given up on the 50k deal due to Piggo's aversion to phones.

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https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1532741173223235585

A satisfying conclusion to the saga, I suppose. I give the writers props, I was expecting the mc to either refuse or accept and try to scam his way out of doing it, but they really subverted my expectations by instead having him act like a complete coward shut in. The thing is, this isn't for cheap shock value. It's actually in character for him to be a scumbag instead of politely refusing. I just hope that the post credit scene (a.k.a. the dm leaks) is something good. Obviously they better reveal what the actual offer was (interview or fight or commentary) but I would also like to see some "sirs" and some autism being thrown around. A nice filler. Let's hope the upcoming season is a more solid and consistent return to form!

People talking about DSP fighting someone aren't being serious, are they? I don't understand why so many people are entertaining the idea.

For me it's just pure hope and wishful thinking.

 

[JPG]

Turn the stream into a fundraiser on the YouTube side:
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Then donate any tips received to charity.

Also, you already monetized them by including this video in the possible choices list in the first place as a membership goal. Get fucked Dave.


Or at worst he can remove his stream elements link from the video description, literally anything.

He's not eligible

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

lmao but he still monitized it off memberships

No no no he debunked it! You guys voted for it! If you just didn't vote for it, you couldn't say he tried to monetize it despite putting it up on the poll in the first place!

Uhhhhhhhhhhh. This announcement was just him being honest about how dishonest the react is all going to be.

 

[PieceofShet]

He already asked money to see it and people payed him to see it so its already monetised.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't know why he always spergs out so much about autokhambos. They always do less damage than even the shittiest and easiest to do manual combo, they're made for scrubs who don't wanna climb out of Derich ranks and don't care to even attempt to. What does it say about a former pro fighting game player's skill at fighting games when he can't even handle autocombo spamming scrubs?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's not eligible
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He can't have his videos as designated as 'for kids'. There's something else he would lose. I have to look it up.

He wouldn't be eligible for superchats:

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil already does fundraisers on a daily basis… but for himself.

 

[Balr0g]

He can't have his videos as designated as 'for kids'. There's something else he would lose. I have to look it up.

He wouldn't be eligible for superchats:

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For kids means there can be no comments. so no Super Thanks. And I think also no ads. But hey he is not a children's entertainer so no problem

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wonder if Phil realizes how screwed he is with this Rambo and Howard react video, seeing as how much it exposes him to be a shitty person, and no amount of "research" and pigsplaining will fritter the scummy parts away. What if he comes up with a "I can't find the original video, so we're only going to do chunks" to get around that?

Well, An1337 answered my question. Guess a mass pignosis is incoming. He wouldn't back out now with some bullshit excuse, would he?