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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Mr. Manchester said:
Since Ralph is without a doubt losing weight and we're all extremely upset about it, it will be inevitable he will opt for a gunt removal surgery. It will be like the fall of Rome. Will probably crash the website and make Jim shoot himself in minecraft.
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Well, first he’d have to be able to afford it.
 
3322 said:
According to Nick, Ralph is not a member of AF at all. He just recently argued with some autistic sperg about Ralph and said that Ralph is "doing his own thing" and is not a part of America First and would never get to speak at one of their conferences, he is only an attendee who has to buy his own ticket.
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Baked, Ralph and Beardson "aren't a part of AF" so Nick can claim plausible deniability when the donors ask questions or have concerns about their behavior. They are on the invitation only "free speech platform", name their children after the website, attend conferences and rallies, coordinate drama within and without America First, have giant America First flags in their streams, are praised at AFPAC but somehow have absolutely no tie to America First because they aren't on paper as part of the organization's hierarchy even though they are the real hierarchy of AF. It's semantics.
 
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New blood feud just dropped.
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Deathfromabove said:
Ralph in the past 6 months has unironically entertained me more then anything Chris has done since around 2011 ngl.
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It's because it's far harder to feel troll's guilt when it comes to Ralph. He was born with no mental problems that we know of or any life-ruining genetic diseases, he isn't even a victim of circumstance. Literally everything bad that has happened to Ralph since he started spiraling down was entirely his own fault, and almost all of it could be entirely avoided if he wasn't such a massive retard or had even an inch of self-control. And every time, every single time one of those things happen to him Ralph reacts to it in the most spiteful, unsympathetic way possible, just in case you need a reminder of why all those things happen to him.

Ralph might be a failure as a streamer, a terrible person and even worse as a father, but in many ways he's the perfect cow.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
His 4 inch dick is NOT circumcised. Get the facts right, idiots!
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4 inches? That's pretty generous.
Sad Crusader said:
After reviewing the 05:10 Min video again, I can say he is indeed partially circumcised.
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I reviewed the relevant materials too, since I thought I remembered him being circumcised when I watched it back when he leaked the Gunt tape. But I owe you and apology, Ralph. Your penis is too small for me to say you are circumcised with any certainty. Another Ralphamale W over the fanfic farms. How will we ever recover bros?
 
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Rage Pig said:
New blood feud just dropped.
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Oh no. How horrible. Such an unexpected turn of events.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
His gunt flaps don't count as foreskin, doesn't matter that they envelope his memphis micro.
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He prefers to call it "protective shielding." When you've got something that amazing, you have to take steps to preserve it.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
His 4 inch dick is NOT circumcised. Get the facts right, idiots!
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Holy fuck, so is Ralph confirming it's actually that small even without any of it being cut off?

The funniest part of it is he's essentially mocking us for not being homosexual enough to stare at his dick for minutes to figure it out. That video was disgusting. Nobody wanted to see that dude's dick. Nothing but morbid curiosity got anyone to watch that for any longer than it took to determine that yes, it was illegal revenge porn and Ralph committed a crime.

One thing is indisputable, though, circumcised or not, that is an extremely tiny pecker. A Memphis Nano.
 
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Tonberry said:
Ralph might be a failure as a streamer, a terrible person and even worse as a father, but in many ways he's the perfect cow.
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That's a good point. Even the original A-Log himself would probably have had qualms with a video of a ween axe-murdering Chris. If that happened to Ralph, lmao. Just make sure it's funny.
 
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He never stops tweeting and barely gets any engagement. All of his enemies outpace him by multiple orders of magnitude for even the simplest tweets. His entire life is the internet and he's not even good at it.

EDIT: also love the hubris of his attacks. "I hate them, to be honest." "I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire." "I actually think their content is boring."

Totally ignoring the fact that nobody gives a fuck about his opinions and they don't matter to anyone.
 
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