Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

BUUUT now I have a question thats sort of what if and sort of not but I don't really have anywhere else to put it, if Chris were to kill himself, how would he do it?

Terribly.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if McDonalds issued a nation-wide ban against Chris?

 

[Doggy]

What if McDonalds issued a nation-wide ban against Chris?

Then my most recent post would do a 360

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got cast as the idiot dad in Seth MacFarlane's next shitty cartoon?

 

[Crustypuff101]

What if Chris's mother kicked him out?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris's mother kicked him out?

He'd try to unsuccessfully prostrate himself to women for money. After that, he'll disappear into the sunset, never to be heard from again until he's found dead in a ditch years later. Weens world wide would mourn for his loss, while the rest of the world gives zero fucks.

What if Chris was hired by the Umbrella Corporation to be a Guinea Pig for one of their "products."

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was hired by the Umbrella Corporation to be a Guinea Pig for one of their "products."

Chris would cause another zombie outbreak and it would be the main plot of the next Resident Evil game titled "Operation god we're running out of ideas".

 

[ThingsWeLostInTheFire]

What if future societies regarded Chris as a saint/god?

It's not a question of if, but when.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was raised during the Industrial Revolution in London?

 

[Milktheturtle]

What if Chris was raised during the Industrial Revolution in London?

He woud probably starve and die,because if you didn't work,you didn't eat that's how it worked back then,and Chris does not run fast enough to steal some bread.Oh and autism wasnt known back then,so he probably would have been the crazy smelly guy.

What if Chris was the same guy,but with an attractive physique?

 

[Rin]

What if Chris got cast as the idiot dad in Seth MacFarlane's next shitty cartoon?

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sammy

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if Chris shat blood?

Will he think he's on his period?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made a special guest appearance at the 36th Golden Raspberry Awards?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was built like an action hero but was still his shitty self?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris was built like an action hero but was still his shitty self?

He could find another garbage-human and end the lovequest, but wouldn't grow or improve as a person.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris shat blood?

Will he think he's on his period?

He's probably stupid enough to believe so and not go to his doctor to have it checked out.

What if Chris took Jimmy De Santa's place in GTA V?

 

[Doggy]

He's probably stupid enough to believe so and not go to his doctor to have it checked out.

What if Chris took Jimmy De Santa's place in GTA V?

Chris would never get tattooed, he's to much of a pussy.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

What if Chris actually went gay?

If Stefoknee Wolscht can find a sugar daddy could Chris?

 

[Krampus]

What if Chris didn't make Sonichu?

 

[GetShrekt]

Chris would never get tattooed, he's to much of a pussy.

Didn't stop him from getting the "un-clit piercing."