The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Open Window Maniac]

I think I'm getting my Tranch and Lowtax lore mixed up but I believe one of the tranchers was trying to get the tranch to standardize on 5.7 moon rounds.

Edit: Yes, Bonnie - the trancher who stopped being a faggot the minute he could score some real pussy - was trying to make 5.7 moon the tranch round. Once Bonnie stopped being jailhouse gay, Penny started selling off their 5.7 guns which I took as the surest sign Bonnie was gone for good.
This was back in marchish.

>Trannies
>Same gun as Lowtax
The suicide jokes write themselves.

 

[Cuckoman]

Whoever they’re working for could be buying that kind of kit with trade discount and as a tax offset, so everyone wins.

Anyone that has a trade discount at the hardware store could do the job themselves in half the time and ten times as professional.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Anyone could do the job themselves in half the time and ten times as professional.

FTFY

 

[DirtyHegel]

They weren't right, for their purposes. It's not a great ranch round.

wait, they were planning on using it to defend the entire ranch? WTF, nvm I use it for home defense and personal carry, not to defend such a wide area. Use a 7.62 by 51 for that shit

 

[AnOminous]

WTF, nvm I use it for home defense and personal carry, not to defend such a wide area.

The fact is, these idiot troons know entirely they're in no threat from anything outside the Tranch. The only threat is them, to everything around them, including the alpacas, neighbors, the environment, any other abused animal that ends up in this animal hoarding shithole, etc.

 

[Miss Misery]

wait, they were planning on using it to defend the entire ranch? WTF, nvm I use it for home defense and personal carry, not to defend such a wide area. Use a 7.62 by 51 for that shit

They're not defending shit and all they truly need is a shotgun (or a revolver with CCI shells if they're too lazy to carry a shotgun around) for snakes.

 

[AprilRains]

wait, they were planning on using it to defend the entire ranch? WTF, nvm I use it for home defense and personal carry, not to defend such a wide area. Use a 7.62 by 51 for that shit

Why do you assume their main need is defense? A ranch gun is mostly for dealing with pests and other chores. They're not dealing with banzai charges.

 

[DirtyHegel]

Why do you assume their main need is defense? A ranch gun is mostly for dealing with pests and other chores. They're not dealing with banzai charges.

burglars, cops wont arrive in time and people know where they are. I agree they also need a ranch gun though, what do they even use as a ranch gun. If I was a rancher, prolly use something cool, since it isnt a life or death situation, maybe a Serbu Super Shorty like I have now

 

[AprilRains]

burglars, cops wont arrive in time and people know where they are. I agree they also need a ranch gun though, what do they even use as a ranch gun. If I was a rancher, prolly use something cool, since it isnt a life or death situation, maybe a Serbu Super Shorty like I have now

The 5.7 is also not a great choice for that kind of thing, in my opinion, at least not with the ammunition citizens can get.

Ranch tasks can mostly be handled with a heavy revolver and/or some sort of shotgun. A .22 is also an idea, especially if you want to hunt small game without destroying edible meat.

 

[MetalParakeet]

How is their mortgage that low?

As for the hay business, my coworker owns a farm and can easily spend like 30k a year on hay. He works 50h a week to sustain this cost. Amazing they think they can adopt more animals and feed them all bassx on government money

 

[The Final Troondown]

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Bragging about manufacturing federally scheduled drugs on the same blackboard you're bragging about claiming benefits on, a few tweets after bragging about your guns. Absolute galaxy brain

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bragging about manufacturing federally scheduled drugs on the same blackboard you're bragging about claiming benefits on, a few tweets after bragging about your guns. Absolute galaxy brain

I expect nothing less from the same group that cut their dicks off and turned a plot of land in Colorado into something resembling Mars.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Mars. The tranch. Kevin's forehead.

Each virtually indistinguishable from each other at first glance.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Mars. The tranch. Kevin's forehead.

Each virtually indistinguishable from each other at first glance.

Kevin's forehead probably supports more life.

 

[stupid frog]

wait, they were planning on using it to defend the entire ranch? WTF, nvm I use it for home defense and personal carry, not to defend such a wide area. Use a 7.62 by 51 for that shit

u sound like a man who hasnt seen pennys quick draw from bed

 

[TurdFondler]

The easiest way out of this bamboozle would probably to sell the land to a neighbor for a nominal sum to be rid of it, and then file for bankruptcy afterwards.

 

[Ghostse]

The easiest way out of this bamboozle would be murder-suicide by replacing their communion's estrogen eucharist with strychnine.

Fix'ed

 

[CarlosDanger]

So how much longer before this whole thing goes under? And how do you see it ending?

 

[Ghostse]

So how much longer before this whole thing goes under? And how do you see it ending?

Unless there is a big change, like actual animal welfare investigation, I'd say probably 2 years for alpaca grift. I can see the tranny fuck pile continuing to take the benes and shit up the place until they fully and completely run out of money.

I want it to end in a Troon-on-Troon fire-fight where the field serfs are manipulated by one of the House Trannies with designs on being Lord Troon. There is shouting, recriminations, and then guns are pulled and rounds going off as both sides convince themselves the others are /pol/ deep cover agents, and even though both sides eventually declare a truce, their remoteness ensures everyone who survived the battle dies of bloodloss before the paramedics get there.

How it actually ends is everyone moves on to a new grift because these AGPers don't understand any lifestyle other than parasitism.

 

[lamp shade]

So how much longer before this whole thing goes under? And how do you see it ending?

I would guess much sooner than 2 years. I give them 6-10 months. Their ever declining social media presence, the lack of product in their store, the lack of grifting (compared to normal). Seems the tranch is on its last leg. I’d guess it would go under sooner, but they can survive off the dying alpaca herd for a bit. I think they will just stop using social media for a bit (minus Kevin). They will dump the ruined property on Paul’s mom and just quietly disappear to the Colorado slums, working odd jobs and living on government benefits. Kevin will selectively share life updates, not wanting to admit the tranch was a failure, and will ramp up his own ebegging. Paul and Alyssa will keep being the degenerates that they are and likely will never set foot on the tranch again since it’s technically not “their” problem if it’s in his mom’s name.