The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Miss Misery]

I would guess much sooner than 2 years. I give them 6-10 months. Their ever declining social media presence, the lack of product in their store, the lack of grifting (compared to normal). Seems the tranch is on its last leg. I’d guess it would go under sooner, but they can survive off the dying alpaca herd for a bit. I think they will just stop using social media for a bit (minus Kevin). They will dump the ruined property on Paul’s mom and just quietly disappear to the Colorado slums, working odd jobs and living on government benefits. Kevin will selectively share life updates, not wanting to admit the tranch was a failure, and will ramp up his own ebegging. Paul and Alyssa will keep being the degenerates that they are and likely will never set foot on the tranch again since it’s technically not “their” problem if it’s in his mom’s name.

It's in HIS name too. As well as Sky's and AFAIK they're legally married. There could be actual consequences if he decides to bury his head in the sand and ignore shit.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Kevin's forehead probably supports more life.

It's a joke but it's probably also accurate and I don't like that at all.

 

[Temperance]

The Tranch is definitely on its last legs. It would be fun to do a poll on how much longer they'll last, actually.
I personally believe they'll bail out within the next 8 months; winter will be the death stroke.

Remember that Paul revealed in March that there was only $9 in the Tranch bank account:

And they've abandoned their website shop & grift GFMs. The only real money they have coming in is from their landscaping/construction odd jobs.

Last winter, they launched a GFM to try and cover their increased expenses (which only raised $3.2k out of their $10k goal):

"Prices on alot of our daily need stuff on the ranch go through the roof in the winter".
"Our work crew would normally be working 10hr days off ranch and the loss of income is hurting".
Ouch. Now imagine how this upcoming winter will go with the inflation we're seeing... even if we only consider their gas/fuel costs, things must be dire. I just can't see how they'll make it through the winter.

 

[Bob_]

I would guess much sooner than 2 years. I give them 6-10 months. Their ever declining social media presence, the lack of product in their store, the lack of grifting (compared to normal). Seems the tranch is on its last leg. I’d guess it would go under sooner, but they can survive off the dying alpaca herd for a bit. I think they will just stop using social media for a bit (minus Kevin). They will dump the ruined property on Paul’s mom and just quietly disappear to the Colorado slums, working odd jobs and living on government benefits. Kevin will selectively share life updates, not wanting to admit the tranch was a failure, and will ramp up his own ebegging. Paul and Alyssa will keep being the degenerates that they are and likely will never set foot on the tranch again since it’s technically not “their” problem if it’s in his mom’s name.

Kevin will never stop tweeting, he will just blame others for the tranch failing while going on with life as usual.

He will setup his plastic hoard with some other trans virgin and the cycle of Kevin life will continue.

 

[Oxyjen]

Speaking of e-begging, two of the outer caste troons who departed on not great terms and pretty much stopped tweeting since, have simultaneously popped up asking for money to “retrieve their things”. Which I guess means from the tranch?

A wild guess would be that they’ve been told to come and get their shit because penny is tidying up ready to leave.



As far as what happens next.. The tranch as organisation and grift vehicle is clearly over at this point. Penny knows it, that’s why he’s transitioned to just living there while working a job. I imagine he would let the huge alpaca herd diminish itself naturally, and keep a few pet animals (goats, dogs etc). Live within his means, with a few of his mates. Which would be fine really, but the big fly in the ointment is that he doesn’t own the place. So he has to be mentally preparing to leave at least.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Sadly, it does seem like we're not going out with Tranny Waco and it'll just whimper out and die... for shame. I hope Bonnie and Kindness at least shows up with loaded weapons in the series finale of The Tranch.

 

[Swiss46]

the big fly in the ointment is that he doesn’t own the place. So he has to be mentally preparing to leave at least.

Penny strikes you as a person who logically looks at a situation and arrives at a sound reasonable conclusion? Paul is lazy and Penny is unstable, this is far from over.

 

[Coccxys]

The bang it went out on was someone pulling the pin and sending in some cluster B biopoon for the lovely ladies to fight over. Everything since then has just been the stumbling around terminally wounded looking for a place to die.

In that sense we got to enjoy the spectacular supernova of autism, now we're just watching that last few gasses cooling below visual spectrum radiation.

After the Paul finds vag and abandons everyone else I guarantee the main "polycule" are all side eyeing eachother over interactions with others. There is no way their little degenerate love in will feel all that secure after their polydenial was shattered.

There might be one or two more habbenings before its death (Paul Skye divorce, potential polycule collapse) but they'll be relatively minor.

 

[Old Fart]

Alyssa Frauens is the Yoko Ono of the Tranch.

 

[UncleDaddy]

I could be mistaken, but does Penny still have rich grandparents to fall back on? They haven't kicked the bucket, have they?

 

[Oxyjen]

I could be mistaken, but does Penny still have rich grandparents to fall back on? They haven't kicked the bucket, have they?

I mean.. if they have, that might explain the apparent windfall that has kept them afloat.

 

[AidsDisciplinary]

The bang it went out on was someone pulling the pin and sending in some cluster B biopoon for the lovely ladies to fight over. Everything since then has just been the stumbling around terminally wounded looking for a place to die.

That it was a woman that did it. Amazing, didn't see it coming.

I've really enjoyed the KGIU. Nice to know he'll tweet till he ropes, so even if we lose every other character we'll still have keV.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Sadly, it does seem like we're not going out with Tranny Waco and it'll just whimper out and die... for shame. I hope Bonnie and Kindness at least shows up with loaded weapons in the series finale of The Tranch.

Can't see it happening, They're all cowards IRL, I can imagine Mantits calling the cops to tell Penny and co to leave

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Can't see it happening, They're all cowards IRL, I can imagine Mantits calling the cops to tell Penny and co to leave

Anarchocommunists relying on the state to enforce their property rights is always an entertaining irony, tarnished only by the fact that it happens so damn often.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Has PETA been informed about the Tranch? PETA is full of delusional vegans, actual women, and people who probably view animals as higher then people. Dollars to donuts if anyone had an in road to PETA and told them about the animal neglect we'd see weirdo's protesting outside the Tranch.
I just want to know how many half buried Alpaca's are buried on the property? Those black marks on a map could be dense fly clouds on a carcass. The shit and dead livestock could lead to a lot of flies.

Also, what are the odds that their deforestation causes desertification to spread onto neighboring properties.

 

[AnOminous]

Last winter, they launched a GFM to try and cover their increased expenses (which only raised $3.2k out of their $10k goal):

Who would know begging on Twitter and buying a bunch of diseased, useless animals wasn't a good business model?

That it was a woman that did it. Amazing, didn't see it coming.

I've really enjoyed the KGIU. Nice to know he'll tweet till he ropes, so even if we lose every other character we'll still have keV.

I particularly like how it makes a joke of troonery itself. The instant one of these incels gets a shot at even crazy pussy, he leaps out of the troon compound.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Has PETA been informed about the Tranch? PETA is full of delusional vegans, actual women, and people who probably view animals as higher then people. Dollars to donuts if anyone had an in road to PETA and told them about the animal neglect we'd see weirdo's protesting outside the Tranch.
I just want to know how many half buried Alpaca's are buried on the property? Those black marks on a map could be dense fly clouds on a carcass. The shit and dead livestock could lead to a lot of flies.

Also, what are the odds that their deforestation causes desertification to spread onto neighboring properties.

Nah, PETA only opposes keeping animals for economic reasons or entertainment reasons. They're 110% pro-kill so an alpaca concentration camp would get their shining endorsement.

And the odds are extremely low that their deforestation has done anything to the land considering they had no trees and live on a rough steppe at best. As for the overgrazing, not sure. Their neighbors don't seem to be using their land for anything, so the fact they're not tearing up their own ground cover should help some - steppe can be pretty damned resiliant when it wants to be. But I doubt their neighbors will assume the best of them trying to kill the local ecosystem.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Nah, PETA only opposes keeping animals for economic reasons or entertainment reasons. They're 110% pro-kill so an alpaca concentration camp would get their shining endorsement.

And the odds are extremely low that their deforestation has done anything to the land considering they had no trees and live on a rough steppe at best. As for the overgrazing, not sure. Their neighbors don't seem to be using their land for anything, so the fact they're not tearing up their own ground cover should help some - steppe can be pretty damned resiliant when it wants to be. But I doubt their neighbors will assume the best of them trying to kill the local ecosystem.

PETA generally does retarded shit like chain themselves to slaughter house machines at chicken farms. I imagine a plethora of animal rights groups could actually get pissed off about the treatment of the animals, some of the more lefty ones would probably give them money seeing as they are trans.

 

[Ghostse]

Has PETA been informed about the Tranch? PETA is full of delusional vegans, actual women, and people who probably view animals as higher then people. Dollars to donuts if anyone had an in road to PETA and told them about the animal neglect we'd see weirdo's protesting outside the Tranch.
I just want to know how many half buried Alpaca's are buried on the property? Those black marks on a map could be dense fly clouds on a carcass. The shit and dead livestock could lead to a lot of flies.

Also, what are the odds that their deforestation causes desertification to spread onto neighboring properties.

PETA doesn't and never has actually given a solitary shit about animal welfare. What they have cared about is getting Granola Crunchies to give them money by reaffirming their choices and saying how meat & fur are totes bad, and corpo grift by being paid to stay away. PETA animal shelters are kill shelters, they operate no rescues and don't fund any except for tiny token checks to say they donated.

 

[dra dra dra gon]

Honestly PETA's shelters being kill shelters is the only respectable thing about them. I get that animals ae cute and all the bleeding heart stuff but sometimes it's just better to put the animals to sleep. If they cannot be rehomed, if they will just spend rest of their lives being sent from shelter to shelter, home to home, given up, taken in again, given up again, getting constantly traumatized about being abandoned and becoming even less likely to be able to rehome, is that any good?

Shelters are full of mentally ill dogs that cannot live with humans because they'll rip the grandma's face off if she breathes wrong but because people insist on not just putting the mad mutts out of their misery they spend years living in shelters, geting adopted, killing the family's pet cat, sent back to shelter, adopted again, biting the neighbor's kid, get sent back to shelter again in this forever cycle because we gotta keep every damn insane critter alive even though there is already way too many pets and domestic animals. Obviously you shouldn't just kill off every abandoned or abused animal you come by, of course they deserve a chance but sometimes if the animal is not suitable for rescue it is for the best.