Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.

Its also an amusing take in the realm of programming - You could probably count the number of managers in an organization who could tell the difference between their programmers coding, thinking through a problem, or fucking around on one hand. The whole make sure your working excuse really only flies when the people in charge know what work even looks like.

Not that it should matter, as long as deadlines are hit without things being fucked, it doesn't matter. I'm paid salary because they don't want to pay per hour of work, so if I can get two weeks worth of asks done in one, that's in my pocket, not theirs.

 

[captkrisma]

So Brianna works at a military veteran non-profit. Junior's pretty smart actually...he made his wife fat and disgusting before she could get swept up by a real man, not some guy who's biggest responsibility is to make sure the slushie machine is restocked daily.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I found this interesting. I'm sure this was brought up in the past in such a large thread but this was news to me about some of Jack's family history.

 

[TurdFondler]

I still can't believe junior pissed away an apprenticeship for a corner store clerk position.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Rare Jackmoji.

And boy does it piss me off, I'll take the top hats.

What the hell is the point to commuting to an office one hour both ways when you could achieve the same productivity or better at home with a VPN and a mediocre laptop? All so you have have people drop into your cubicle and demand you stop everything and answer their questions, as opposed to Teams where it's so much easier to ignore and return to questions when you're free?

More employees being open to this is one of the only good things to come from COVID. I'm in a field where if my employer demanded I return, I could threaten to leave and they would either have to listen or if I left, I'd find a new employer the same week. Why does Jack hate it when employees have power?

Start the countdown to a "Why do people just want to argue on Facebook?!? [OBJ] [OBJ]" post.

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Jack wouldn't recognize cognitive dissonance if it paralyzed his right arm.

Edit: And the post is gone!

Translation: Jack saw people posting jokes about taking their fifth coffee break or naps during work-from-home and took it 100% seriously.

 

[Baby Yoda]

 

[TurdFondler]

I found an old blog post where Jack threatens to shoot neighborhood dogs

I TRIED. I REALLY TRIED!!!

I have been told that I am too negative. I have been told that this blog isn't the most positive blog and doesn't help me in any way. I even...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

 

[Kosher Salt]

I found an old blog post where Jack threatens to shoot neighborhood dogs

I TRIED. I REALLY TRIED!!!

I have been told that I am too negative. I have been told that this blog isn't the most positive blog and doesn't help me in any way. I even...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

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Jack loves calling people and bitching at them, does he not know that Animal Control has a phone number? Sheesh. What a lunatic.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack loves calling people and bitching at them, does he not know that Animal Control has a phone number? Sheesh. What a lunatic.

The government is full of evil child raping liberals, remember? Why call them in when you can just shoot a dog?

All this over not getting his mail. It’d be easier to just report the dog to animal control, but I guess he feels more like a man if he threatens to use a gun.

That last paragraph of the blog post, tho. Wow, he really wanted internet strangers to give him asspats about him wanting to shoot dogs non discriminatorily.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

I found an old blog post where Jack threatens to shoot neighborhood dogs

I TRIED. I REALLY TRIED!!!

I have been told that I am too negative. I have been told that this blog isn't the most positive blog and doesn't help me in any way. I even...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

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"Am angry," the "Am hole" of the Scalfani Cinematic Universe.

 

[AnOminous]

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You first you useless fat parasite.

It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Elon's motivation is pretty obvious. What kind of demographic is still insisting on working from home, or "working" from home as many do? People Elon wants to get rid of anyway but doesn't want to have to pay UC. He even said some exceptions would be made but only if you're a true ball of fire.

 

[brooky]

It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.

Sure, but Jack works from home and we see how that works out. He'd do much better with a supervisor looking over his work. I don't think Tammy's cutting it in that department.

Why does Jack hate it when employees have power?

What are you, some kind of communist?

 

[Banks Davenport]

He'd do much better with a supervisor looking over his work. I don't think Tammy's cutting it in that department.

We all know that HOPE runs the HR department.

 

[Aaway]

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lol this faggot thinks filming a 10 minute video twice a week and spending a minute poorly editing it is "working"

this guy wouldn't know self-awareness if it slapped him upside his beluga shaped head

 

[Neko GF]

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[KKKrèmebrûlée]

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Listening to this fatass talk about being thrifty, not taking advantage of social program, being responsible etc is great. While it's only by the grace of his wife and others that he is able to do nothing. And that huge intake of breath at the start so fatty could say a couple of sentences was great, must mean that his keto diet is really helping him.

 

[AnOminous]

Lately you can literally tell he's brain-damaged just looking at his retarded, vacant expressions.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Jesus Christ, 0:47 seconds in he accidentally refers to his mom as his wife and then corrects himself. Why wouldn't he edit that out? He has to know about the Mommywife jokes.

 

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I complain about welfare on Facebook but food stamps are OK when my mom had to do it because she did it right and wasn't a welfare queen like all the minorities in the liberal cities. Piss up a tree Fatty.

Watching Mushbrain trying to talk off the top of his head is starting to get downright painful. There's no train to his thought and he's struggling to pronounce anything correctly.

I love how he thinks planning what to eat in advance is some brand-new revolutionary idea he feels the need to explain to his viewers.

"This series gonna teach you the tips and tricks of eating on a budget or trying to stretch a dollar. So many things to tell you Especially during the inflation." get you grammar. [Obj]

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jesus Christ, 0:47 seconds in he accidentally refers to his mom as his wife and then corrects himself. Why wouldn't he edit that out? He has to know about the Mommywife jokes.

Mommywife is cannon in the Scalfaniverse confirmed. Incredible.