I failed at getting diagnosed with autism, AMA - Yep, I failed.

[Prophetic Spirit]

Talking seriously, you're just a attention whore.
If you don't have autism, don't bother and go with your life. Being weird, weeb, neet or coomer doesn't make your brain work differently.
And thank god you're not low-functional. Study or get a job and stop whinning.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Talking seriously, you're just a attention whore.
If you don't have autism, don't bother and go with your life. Being weird, weeb, neet or coomer doesn't make your brain work differently.
And thank god you're not low-functional. Study or get a job and stop whinning.

Not a neet or KHHV but I honestly feel at ease shitposting in kiwifarms/4chans more than interacting with normies, like I can openly talk about my autistic hobbies without rising suspicion here.

 

[yobacaust]

Why would you want to be diagnosed with Autism?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Why would you want to be diagnosed with Autism?

Didn't you hear? It's a superpower, and in some states you can get actually get a tugboat.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Why would you want to be diagnosed with Autism?

Just curious about what wrong in my head I think.

 

[yobacaust]

Didn't you hear? It's a superpower, and in some states you can get actually get a tugboat.

Do you need to be a citizen of the US to get the tugboat?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Do you need to be a citizen of the US to get the tugboat?

Probably depends on the state. More "Woke" states tend to let legal permanent residents get them.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Drugs don't give you autism, OP.

 

[Pringles Can]

OP, clearly you did not act stupid enough. Try again. This time though make sure to wear a helmet crooked and only grunt.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Just curious about what wrong in my head I think.

This thread has been pretty enlightening, but I think a lot of your problems could be solved by going outside because it sounds like you’re into fantasy escapism which isn’t productive or healthy when it’s taking over your life.

You could be a indoor/outdoor cat.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

How’s your relationship with your dather?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

This thread has been pretty enlightening, but I think a lot of your problems could be solved by going outside because it sounds like you’re into fantasy escapism which isn’t productive or healthy when it’s taking over your life.

You could be a indoor/outdoor cat.

I go outside pretty much everyday and have a job but I still prefer creatively activates. It might sounds autistic, but my life goal is becoming an inspiring writer, basically Dostoyevsky but with nekos.

How’s your relationship with your dather?

Pretty normal, my parents would kick me out if I ever tried to be a leech anyway.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

my life goal is becoming an inspiring writer, basically Dostoyevsky but with nekos.

This is the most autistic thing I've read in a long time

 

[Snack Cracker]

my life goal is becoming an inspiring writer, basically Dostoyevsky but with nekos.

The doctor is apparently blind and deaf because this is random.txt levels of autism.

I respect it though, not much neo classic Russian literature with neko representation.
Shine on you autistic neko diamond

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Impossible

 

[Coldgrip]

Just curious about what wrong in my head I think.

Oh, that? You're just retarded.

 

[SNU]

If they ask anything even remotely about your hobbies then go off on a huge tangent about something really niche. Trains and sonic the hedgehog is too obvious and a bit of a meme. Talk about how you collect Bakelite light switches or something like that. Research manufacturers, model numbers, the manufacture process, etc. Then talk about it constantly and ignore all social cues telling you that the other person has no interest in what you're talking about. Keep talking like it's a super interesting topic until they explicitly tell you to stop.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How did you even get such a test? "Hey doc, am I autistic?" lmao

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

just say you post on Kiwifarms and you will pass every time

 

[Ultrapenguin]

If they ask anything even remotely about your hobbies then go off on a huge tangent about something really niche. Trains and sonic the hedgehog is too obvious and a bit of a meme. Talk about how you collect Bakelite light switches or something like that. Research manufacturers, model numbers, the manufacture process, etc. Then talk about it constantly and ignore all social cues telling you that the other person has no interest in what you're talking about. Keep talking like it's a super interesting topic until they explicitly tell you to stop.

Yeah, but this is one of the exact reasons why modern psychiatry has become such a joke; at this point 90% of the time people come in there knowing what they want the doctor to say, meaning that instead of being as honest as possible with a psychiatrist it becomes an adversarial gatekeeping process, and if they don't get that psychiatrist to tell them what they want to hear they'll just go to a different one with their set of bullet points they picked up online. Then they'll walk around with their diagnosis going "See, see, a doctor gave me an excuse slip! Now I'm allowed to have problems!"

The entire concept of psychiatric medicine today is an absolute farce. A lot of mental health professionals are very well intentioned people who want to help so I mean this with little malice, but by and large they're all useless fucking hacks, and in most cases the people who are most likely to actually need them are the least likely to actually go to them.

At this point the well has been so poisoned if I was a doctor I probably wouldn't give out any adult autism diagnosis. If someone's autistic they would've known long before hitting adulthood, some time around when they were nonverbal and still not bathroom trained by age 5.

Not a neet or KHHV but I honestly feel at ease shitposting in kiwifarms/4chans more than interacting with normies

Well no duh neko person, because they're all strangers. You have to have a strong personality and be very secure to both have an IQ above 80 and not be socially anxious nowadays. The world moves too fast, there's too much going on, and there are way, way too many shallow interactions with too many people. Everybody these days acts flaky.

There is nothing wrong with you, it's the world that has something wrong with it. People weren't built to live the way we do.