DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ya know why does Dave keep insisting that he's getting too old to game?

Sitting on your ass and playing vidja is not the fucking same as a physical job that actually wears your body out. There is nothing stopping him from just gaming till he keels over from a massive coronary.

His eyesight is terrible because he hasn't worn prescription glasses for years. But Phil can't wear glasses because NERD.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Ya know why does Dave keep insisting that he's getting too old to game?

As he’s said, his job is playing games. He’s too old to game = he’s too old to do his job. Just more planting seeds so that he can just stop putting in effort altogether and pivot solely to bottom-tier garbage drama, react content, and eating lunch on stream.

I think he’s accelerating the timeline because his addiction is getting worse, and he wants to be able to play WWE Champions during his stream time.

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he started turning off the camera more often so he can just play on his phone while pretending to react to some garbage content.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I summarized swine's begging video. Didn't have to cut out much tbh...''Enjoy''
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I thought you added that extremely obvious piss yellow filter yourself as a joke but no, it's this bad in the original video. What the fuck?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That is true. And he is not playing competitevly anymore. So Ego-Shooters or other games that require quick reflexes shouldn't matter. He just wants to become a talking head as it is even easier: sitting on your ass and talk. that's it (in Phil'sd mind probably) Do you really think he will do research "behiond the scenes"? The only time he tries it is when he is debunking stuff like his own DTRH or now the Howard and John video.

Imagine DSP going into the third hour of his current-events/hard news analysis livestream wearing a pikachu hat and aluminum foil vest.

 

[EarwaxGourmet]

DSP has now pignosed himself into believing that people think he's in the right for exploiting Scott's death for money. Absolute insanity.

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

I thought you added that extremely obvious piss yellow filter yourself as a joke but no, it's this bad in the original video. What the fuck?

Nop... Phill has a natural piss filter on. It's the gin smoke and horse shit in his office

 

[Wasabi Panda]

did he just pull the mysterious random death threat messages that were conveniently deleted card?

Phil, seriously. Disney, shill. You got the locked down blue check twitter account, the delusions, the double digit IQ takes, the crocodile tears, clown mode, victim card as deflection.

DEW EET!

 

[Piece of Peace]

So DSP's Patreon went up by $45 overnight and Slayer tipped confirming that it was him and he's shooting for that awesome $50 personal video perk.

DSP is gonna hate this fucker, making him actually do any kind of work is the #1 cardinal sin lmao

 

[Wasabi Panda]

TIL - he doesn't know how to cook. Listed things he can do as cooking and "assembling components" is making a sandwich which he considers cooking. 40 years old and doesn't know how to do anything but sugar sauce, prepackaged stir-fry and make a sandwich.

Is he on death's door.
He can't eat sweet cereal anymore but can eat Rasin BRAN but not frosted mini wheat cause he'll shit uncontrollably.

EDIT- he's just a homeless man rambling in a bus stop at this point. In one ramble he went from he gets sponsorships, he just doesn't take them like this tech company that he never heard of that was in his spam folder, he'll never take a sponsorship he doesn't believe in or use since he;s so honest he won't like them dictate what he should do

Literally the next thing he goes on about why he just doesn't take the sponsorship, instead of doubling down on he doesn't want to sponsor things he doesn't believe in it's not he doesn't do sponsorships cause he doesn't get them but they would help BUT ALSO he CAN'T get them cause...trolls.

So he doesn't do them cause he doesn't believe in the product but does get them, then he also doesn't get them anymore but even if he did he can't get them.

 

[JPG]

Poorly cooking with the king is returning. At an unknown time in the future..

He finally caved. It only took what, 10 years?

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Ya know why does Dave keep insisting that he's getting too old to game?

Sitting on your ass and playing vidja is not the fucking same as a physical job that actually wears your body out. There is nothing stopping him from just gaming till he keels over from a massive coronary.

For real. That's one of the things I'm looking forward to in old age. Just sitting around, gaming, having a drink and not having to work. This dude has the life the rest of us will have AFTER we've lived a fun fulfilling life.

This jackass is going to be sick of it, then what the hell is going to do for "fun"? Mfer living life backwards. He's gonna be forced to do what he considers a job until he croaks. How pathetic.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Poorly cooking with the king is returning. At an unknown time in the future..

He finally caved. It only took what, 10 years?

He is definately going to make Ket carry all the expensive and heavy shit out of the kitchen so he can cry poor

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

So DSP's Patreon went up by $45 overnight and Slayer tipped confirming that it was him and he's shooting for that awesome $50 personal video perk.

DSP is gonna hate this fucker, making him actually do any kind of work is the #1 cardinal sin lmao

He won't make a video. He will make an excuse for not making a video.Everybody wins

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

So DSP's Patreon went up by $45 overnight and Slayer tipped confirming that it was him and he's shooting for that awesome $50 personal video perk.

DSP is gonna hate this fucker, making him actually do any kind of work is the #1 cardinal sin lmao

It's hilarious how dumb these dents are. I guarantee you he saw that midnight beg video which prompted the overnight tip. They don't see that he hasn't hit the goal and tip, they need to be explicitly told to. This is why you can't blame Phil for begging because it works.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I summarized swine's begging video. Didn't have to cut out much tbh...''Enjoy''
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Why does he think anyone needed to 'rally'? You shouldn't have done the video as many told you. How is it anyone elses responsibility to bail you out yet again? And you did monetize it by taking ANY money.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So DSP's Patreon went up by $45 overnight and Slayer tipped confirming that it was him and he's shooting for that awesome $50 personal video perk.

DSP is gonna hate this fucker, making him actually do any kind of work is the #1 cardinal sin lmao

At least this dent has enough self respect to get a product for his money

 

[Wasabi Panda]

PerpetualVictimSydePhil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil blaming Ubisoft for forcing Twitch to take away all of his sponsorship opportunities is a new one. And too retarded to believe.

Hey Phil, after your performance yesterday, and how spineless you were regarding Howard and John (and still are), I don't think you have the right to call anyone a pussy.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil blaming Ubisoft for forcing Twitch to take away all of his sponsorship opportunities is a new one. And too retarded to believe.

I’m surprised it wasn’t Howard’s fault.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So, what evidence does he have to show this? I know he doesn't have any actual evidence but what is his reasoning for thinking this in his own words?