Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[msd]

Should I be worried about Ralph? Yeah a little he's a great cow and this harvest is wonderful

But he's also an unhinged fucking retard and whatever happens to him will be glorious. Here's hoping its not jail or death!

You're gonna live a long sad fucking life you fucking fat rage hog, and I know you're gonna read this piggy.

 

[Bafta]

Anyone familiar with U.S law wanna lay out the potential entertainment a restraining order gets us? Or is it going to wind up with him just doing the "who's that" and being boring like with Alice and Faith?

 

[AnOminous]

He has no leg to stand on, but I guarantee you if he continues to spiral and threaten people it is only going to become progressively worse as more and more people turn up to beat fuck out of the internet tough guy who is a pathetic emaciated fat mess.

I think probably for the foreseeable future, any time he shows up in public, someone is going to show up just to kick his ass.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Metokur is obviously trying to goad Ralph into actually coming. He isn't someone retarded, so he knows saying "What you did actually negatively affected me." will just make Ralph all the happier. I wonder if he is trying to shoot Ralph by having him come to his house or if he is going to use Ralph searching for Jade as an excuse for her to get a restraining order on him and fucking up his life further.

*Colorized*

 

[BlackDragoons]

I think probably for the foreseeable future, any time he shows up in public, someone is going to show up just to kick his ass.

See if DSP had gotten this kind of attention I wouldn't be critical of his hermit lifestyle.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone familiar with U.S law wanna lay out the potential entertainment a restraining order gets us? Or is it going to wind up with him just doing the "who's that" and being boring like with Alice and Faith?

A restraining order is often tied to some allegation of other crime, so he could get arrested for whatever law he violated that got him slapped with a restraining order in the first place. I don't know if the gunt currently has probation issues or when those are over, but if he gets violated on yet another count of creepy sex pest behavior, he's probably going away a while.

 

[Sammich]

That weeb dungeon looks comfy as fuck. Legit jealous.

That just looks really cozy!

 

[Solodomor]

I doubt ralph is as poor as we think. Id have to pull the numbers but I am willing to bet the horse is pulling in benefits for being a single mother from the state and all that bs. I'm also not so sure his super chats are all fake maybe 30%. I'd say there taking in a net profit each month. plus all the money from when he had a decent show where he wasn't sperging everyday if he didnt spend it all.

I could see that as a possibility. Ralph is probably getting a good number of super chats from Groypers and other AF affiliated people, since he has positioned himself as an attack dog against the enemies of AF.

 

[Neil]

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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
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I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.

There is no way Ralph hasn't been dreaming of an FMM threesome with him getting pegged by Jade and Jim Gyllenhaal. Meigh is the last thing on this dude's mind, Jim and Jade live rent free in his head.

I still think that Jim no longer lives at his doxxed address. I don't see why he would verify it with the amine dungeon picture unless he wasn't there anymore.

I think so too. There's no way a dude who's taken so many painstaking steps to hide his face online would pull such a ballsy and stupid move as showing off his house.

 

[msd]

He reads everything because he has nothing going on his life except his Haters. Well, except for his newborn infant who has now imprinted exclusively on the Mother and won’t recognize Ralph when he walks in.

He doesn’t have to time to raise some dumb bitch daughter though, who’ll probably turn out to be a whore anyway. Not when there’s liquor to guzzle down, coke to snort, fast-food to overconsume and cheap black whores to fuck.

Ralph also threatened to make his dying mother walk to dialysis live on air because he was a terrible son.

Whenever I feel sad or down, I look at ralph and get a confidence boost.

But yeah he's an absolute fucking faggot

 

[Shokaract]

While I expect all this is one giant nothing burger, I also never expected Ralph to go back to Portugal and get his ass beat again. So if God is willing, we'll get to see the Gunt flop around some more while Ethan gets his ass kicked by an Asian women. First the Portuguese, then the British, and probably a ching Chong (I don't know Jim's wife's nationality) next. Maybe he is trying to collect ass beatings from every nationality in the world.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I could see that as a possibility. Ralph is probably getting a good number of super chats from Groypers and other AF affiliated people, since he has positioned himself as an attack dog against the enemies of AF.

OH I think he makes as much or a little bit more then DSP. But instead of Gacha addiction he's got an substance addiction and goes on many vacations.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

While I expect all this is one giant nothing burger, I also never expected Ralph to go back to Portugal and get his ass beat again. So if God is willing, we'll get to see the Gunt flop around some more while Ethan gets his ass kicked by an Asian women. First the Portuguese, then the British, and probably a ching Chong (I don't know Jim's wife's nationality) next. Maybe he is trying to collect ass beatings from every nationality in the world.

Her nationality is American (USA). Her heritage is Hmong Chinese, which according the retarded ragepig makes her Korean.

 

[msd]

Her nationality is American (USA). Her heritage is Hmong Chinese, which according the retarded ragepig makes her Korean.

Aren't the hmong infamous for watching out for family?

Does Ralph really want cousins to beat him down? Over internet beef?

 

[A Sunset]

Aren't the hmong infamous for watching out for family?

Does Ralph really want cousins to beat him down? Over internet beef?

Seeing Ralph get beatdown by Jade’s 10 Hmong cousins in Metokur’s front yard while she stands nearby with a 12-gauge shotgun and Metokur laughs in the background might be the most kino fucking thing that has ever happened in the RalphaVerse.

 

[msd]

Seeing Ralph get beatdown by Jade’s 10 Hmong cousins in Metokur’s front yard while she stands nearby with a 12-gauge shotgun and Metokur laughs in the background might be the most kino fucking thing that has ever happened in the RalphaVerse.

Bonus points if jim is just screaming quotes from gran torino

 

[Fools Idol]

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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
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I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.

There he goes again opening doors he can't close and starting fights he can't win. What a total dipshit.

 

[Barbarus]

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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
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I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.

Ralph ain't hiring a PI. Any licensed PI worth their salt would do their due diligence and nope the fuck out of working for an unhinged violent felon.

Any private investigator who would take on something like this would be fucked, PI's ain't gonna just pick up some guys wife who was barely famous years ago, who has no interaction at all with anyone. And they certainly are not going to work for a convicted felon to find out who an anonymous man Is, follow him around and track him because he said some mean words online.

You can't just hire someone legally to follow someone around and find mountains of dirt on people IRL without some real select reason to do so. Like being cheated on, or business partners doing dodgy shit and you've had enough.

While we are talking about the legality of things though. I'm pretty sure a new restraining order is a first class ticket to trouble with the police for his suspended sentence right?

 

[trickyzerg23]

You’re good. Real winners take both at the same time anyway.

It sounds like it would be fun, but it really isn't. All the downsides of both, the benefits of neither. <<<---- This also describes every choice Ralph has ever made in his life.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The only PI Ralph should hire is a Penis Investigator to figure out why his penis is so small.