Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[msd]

You both raise good points. Gravity is a real bitch it seems as well. Maybe Jade could just get a long stick and poke him onto his back like a literal shit eating turtle.

A punji trap, but instead of bamboo spears its just a pit with Wi-Fi cameras inside it

 

[Burd Turglar]

So kinda like this?

But the coke is hanging with a bottle of makers too.

 

[ive seen some shit]

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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
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I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.

why is he renewing his anger for daddy jim? does he blame his portugese beat down number 2 on jim again?

 

[Blitzsneed]

I'd like to see Ralph getting blasted in the gourd and making his "career" a cautionary tale for years to come, but it's most likely the hog is retarded enough to stream his trip and getting arrested and thrown into jail for the remainder of his sentence instead. Either way: everyone wins, except Ethan of course.

 

[Luigi]

The fanfic is funny and all, but Ralph is too much of a pussy to actually go to the address. Even if he was 100% sure that's where Jim currently lives.
Because he is a fat bitchmade pussy.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I'd like to see Ralph getting blasted in the gourd and making his "career" a cautionary tale for years to come, but it's most likely the hog is retarded enough to stream his trip and getting arrested and thrown into jail for the remainder of his sentence instead. Either way: everyone wins, except Ethan of course.

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure if you get picked up on a suspended sentence for being a stupid moron and violating the stipulations to your deal, you have to serve the whole sentence you would have served initially, not the remainder. Curious if he could get fresh charges from this colosally stupid stunt too.

 

[We Wuz Wolvez]

Don't see it happening. The moment Jim and Jade hear the retard screaming his head off they're calling the cops. Thankfully this will be hilarious because it will make Ralph so booty blasted he'll be going 'fukken medicare's a cop calling pussy!" for years.

He'll probably do something real stupid when the cops show up and end up getting his ass beat again.

 

[Obscura539]

It seems like Ethan has been developing his cowardice for a long time. He won’t do anything because he is a giant pussy. We have the video from when Chaggot revealed he had video of him kicking a restrained man in the head. The look of fear and panic was real. When Blaze called the police to get a retard trespassing on their property he fled all while calling everyone a pussy. He will always cry for help and authorities when it suits him.

 

[Jew-ish]

I am left with only one question... Does Ralph have a micro dick, or giant clit?

 

[Image Reactions]

Gunt is so obsessed with pro wrestling that that’s how he sees life. He thinks he lives in a scripted match of him as the heel against the main stable of bigger named opponents.

He uses his relationships, including his kids, as part of his heel narrative. It’s all just talk to him. He wants to stay “on the road” just like his old heroes, looking for trouble, drugs and hookers.

 

[Miller]

Metokur is obviously trying to goad Ralph into actually coming. He isn't someone retarded, so he knows saying "What you did actually negatively affected me." will just make Ralph all the happier. I wonder if he is trying to shoot Ralph by having him come to his house or if he is going to use Ralph searching for Jade as an excuse for her to get a restraining order on him and fucking up his life further.

Jim wants to laugh at retards, not to kill them.

 

[A Sunset]

Bonus points if jim is just screaming quotes from gran torino

GET OFF MY LAWN.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Gunt is so obsessed with pro wrestling that that’s how he sees life. He thinks he lives in a scripted match of him as the heel against the main stable of bigger named opponents.

He uses his relationships, including his kids, as pet of his heel narrative. It’s all just talk to him. He wants to stay “on the road” just like his old heroes, looking for trouble, drugs and hookers.

Why does Wrestling do this to people? Tonka Saw, Ralph. It always turns them in to internet tough guys who get laughed off the net. Ralph has proven he can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. He can't own a gun as a felon correct? So all the bluster is just cope. He is so brain broke from all the drugs and booze in his system that he is just hoping for the correct set of words to say on his dogshit livestream that will BTFO the medicare for lyfe.
Soon as he makes credible threats, he is going back behind bars. Jim in my view may be baiting for that. Bad for the farms of course as a locked up cow, does not sperg for my amusement. At most i expect another trolling induced mass HOLLARIN.

 

[Salubrious]

Ralph's actions towards Jim remind me of a 19 year old spoiled girl from a rich family that does porn to get back at Daddy because he worked too much and missed too many of her ballet recitals.

 

[Gunterator]

why is he renewing his anger for daddy jim? does he blame his portugese beat down number 2 on jim again?

Ralph is so deranged at this point he blames everything on daddy jim. It could be metokur causing actual violence towards him or advice metokur giving him advice a year ago but somehow his actions are all daddy jims fault.

 

[thismanlies]

The Ralphamale does all his detective work personally by reading the Kiwi Farms, sir. Yew unnerstand? That make SENSE now?

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We getting another retraining order lads? I'm sure his lawyer and the California judge will love that.

Seems like Jim's hit the "I'm not laughing anymore" stage with Ralph.

 

[make_it_so]

When I read Jim's twitter this morning my first thought was that anyone paying attention by this point can obviously see Metokur's putting in the legal spadework for the inevitability that Ralph does something stupid. Glad to see I'm not alone in thinking that.

Man, every time Ralph starts his shit anew, I ask myself the same question like a broken record: "what the actual hell is his endgame?" Ralph, what could you possibly hope to gain from anything you do on a daily basis? Loudly and publicly broadcasting your intent to fuck with someone['s wife] for the unpardonable sin of being laughed at on the internet -- if you're going to do something retarded, why not just actually fucking do it rather than shouting it from the rooftops? It's like calling a bank to let them know you'll be holding them up or something.

Ralph has no endgame - he gives absolutely no consideration to anything he says or does except for what will give him a dopamine hit at the moment. He is an extremely high time preference personality who needs constant attention and validation for his "Ralphamale" lifestyle.

 

[LadiosSopp]

So apparently the new AF Groyper retard thing to do is spam Jim on Twitter with "he's just laughing at you bro!" And "it's just jokes! Isn't this funny?" Now. Also looks like the Dr Kelp might be another Nick alt.

https://twitter.com/wheresmydrink08/status/1533945343901151233?t=kF-a_k2pkpTVmVKmr4ucTg&s=19

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

This is the part of Null master plan to destroy both Ralphamale and Jim at the same time so he can become top of the sektor.

 

[make_it_so]

So apparently the new AF Groyper retard thing to do is spam Jim on Twitter with "he's just laughing at you bro!" And "it's just jokes! Isn't this funny?" Now. Also looks like the Dr Kelp might be another Nick alt.

https://twitter.com/wheresmydrink08/status/1533945343901151233?t=kF-a_k2pkpTVmVKmr4ucTg&s=19

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Are Groypers going to ruin the reputation of Spongebob avatars the way 2015-2016 channers ruined the reputation of Anime avatars?