Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Sad part since Jim showed some concern for Jade. Now Ralph sees a weakness and will keep making threats to her since he no knows it bothers Jim.
Ralph is gonna either be a horror, schizo or dead cow by the end of the year. There's no inbetween.
I wonder if genuinely caring for your wife confuses him.
 
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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
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I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.
It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.

Oh, and hey, Ralph. I know you're reading this, you fat faggot. You're such a queef that you can't even directly threaten an anime fan dying of cancer. Back off, Ralph. Your plan will only result in us getting a new gif of you going googly-eyed, but this time from a bullet rather than a fist. Jim will shoot you and make 100k on a stream the next day, because he sure as hell won't go to jail for it. What am I even saying? You're too much of a pussy to follow through. Fuck you, Mr. Frontballs.
 
Sad part since Jim showed some concern for Jade. Now Ralph sees a weakness and will keep making threats to her since he no knows it bothers Jim.
And then he'll get hit with the restraining order Jim is already setting the groundwork for, and go to jail (or possibly the morgue) if he violates it.
Anyone got the over under on the life and death of Ethan Ralph?
It's really seeming unlikely he lives past 40. Lolcows sometimes seem to have miraculous luck but that hasn't really been working for the Gunt. He is no Teflon Tard.
 
Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.
same shit with violent videogames or princess peach or women with tits. this retarded idea we aught to restructure the entire culture of society from the top awn down to benefit a few shitheads and if it doesnt work doesnt matter we owe it to these shitheads to sacrifice our lives to try. doesnt matter how much ethan actually caused it or how deserved it was or how ineffective trying to control the narrative and stand in gunts little gay narrative pushing cabal is we gotta sacrifice to just try and fight for feminist frequency/gunt/zoe quinn/the czar so they dont see things that offend them personally or have them face the proscribed moral and legal ramifications for their actions
 
Anyone got the over under on the life and death of Ethan Ralph?
Surprised there isn't a poll regarding this. I'm gonna wager seriously injured and hospitalized by September.
I wonder if genuinely caring for your wife confuses him.
Has Ralph showed any genuine positive emotion toward someone? Dude told his sickly mother to walk to the doctor.
 
All Ralph wants is footage of Jade or Jim he could showcase in his shitty stream same way he's done with Randbot and Gator. He wants to hire a private investigator because he is too much of a pussy to go there himself; truth is, no one is going to give a shit.

That would be a win in his eyes. I really hope Jim schizo fans start harassing him IRL nonstop for being such a fat bitch.

I wonder if it is possible for Jade to get a restraining order similar to that one of Blair's. I think Ralph has lied saying she sucked his dick or some shit he says about every female that ever spites him, she could use that to claim they were involved at some point.
 
It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.
Yeah. I think people need to look past him as a lolcow into a potential threat. Sure, Ralph does this all the time and nothing comes of it. But this shit is getting out of hand, to the point where it seems like Jim is no longer laughing.
Call or label me a moralfag. Do whatever. But this kind of stuff isn't funny.
 
It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.

Oh, and hey, Ralph. I know you're reading this, you fat faggot. You're such a queef that you can't even directly threaten an anime fan dying of cancer. Back off, Ralph. Your plan will only result in us getting a new gif of you going googly-eyed, but this time from a bullet rather than a fist. Jim will shoot you and make 100k on a stream the next day, because he sure as hell won't go to jail for it. What am I even saying? You're too much of a pussy to follow through. Fuck you, Mr. Frontballs.
It's the same logic that wokes use to try and stifle criticism and mockery. When bad shit happens to you, take full advantage of the opportunity to smear your critics by baselessly blaming them for it. In Ralph's case, all of the bad shit happening to him is a direct result of his own actions, which he is incapable of admitting (even to himself) and has no intentions of changing, so it gets projected onto the people hurting his feefees by laughing at the retarded shit he voluntarily broadcasts online. Ralph and Fuentes are just alt-right versions of Taylor Lorenz.
 
Yeah. I think people need to look past him as a lolcow into a potential threat. Sure, Ralph does this all the time and nothing comes of it. But this shit is getting out of hand, to the point where it seems like Jim is no longer laughing.
Call or label me a moralfag. Do whatever. But this kind of stuff isn't funny.
Oh, I think Jim's still laughing.
1. He's laying the groundwork for Ralph to say or do something that will result in a restraining order, where he can say as much as he likes, but the pig can't say shit.
OR
2. He's baiting Ralph to go to the condo he most likely no longer lives in, where he likely gave either the property security, HOA, and/or current resident a heads up that a retarded felonious rage pig is on his way to cause trouble to his last known address, resulting in huge lols when he telegraphs his arrival on livestream.
 
Yeah. I think people need to look past him as a lolcow into a potential threat. Sure, Ralph does this all the time and nothing comes of it. But this shit is getting out of hand, to the point where it seems like Jim is no longer laughing.
Call or label me a moralfag. Do whatever. But this kind of stuff isn't funny.
I think Jim is still laughing a little bit given the way he ended the tweet but I think it's mostly from the ridiculousness of the situation. However since this is the farthest some angry retard has ever gone and none have ever tried to involve his wife. Not even the screaming psycho pedophile. I can imagine that this is probably the angriest Jim has ever gotten at some guy online. The only time I ever remember seeing him real mad was that dentist.
 
You know I find it amazing thinking back how a small joke on the MATI strram by Null created a whole cascade of events where the rage pig literally goes against anyone who criticize him.

Amazing times we live in.
The joke didn't cause this downward descent.

He was already a drunk, drug abusing, obese piece of shit prior to the corn joke. He had already fucked people over and turned on former allies. The smart people already got away from Ralph at this point.


Now if Ralph is dumb enough to try and harass Jim in real life, I think Jade is going to fuck him up. Ask anyone that has worked as a bouncer or door man, it's the chicks that are a nightmare to deal with at times.

I am sure that Jim's health issues have not been pleasant to deal with. Add in this human swine saying all this shit about her online on Twitter non-stop and the ample video proof that this fat fuck can't even hold his hands up to defend himself against a punch, let alone deliver one...I suspect she will be unleashing a good amount of pent up rage if he is dumb enough to set one foot on her property.
 
He's 36 yet looks like he's over fifty. Add in the alcohol, probable drugs, his eating habits, and general carelessness and propensity to get in fights and I would not be surprised if he's dead by 40.

Ralph will die due to an hemorrhage provoked by esophageal varices. I bet his liver is already swollen and his portal vein has high blood pressure. Most drunks skip this step in the Alcohol related death pipeline because it is at this stage they get scared and they actually put the bottle down (to some extent) and get treatment to control those conditions. Ralph just won't. His fatty liver must be making it worse plus his habit of drinking hard liquor daily doesn't help either.

I bet he's got varices already and one of them will burst before he really ever gets the first major blowback from early stage cirrhosis.

Edit: It gets pretty nasty
 
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So kinda like this?

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But the coke is hanging with a bottle of makers too.
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