DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PinkRibbonScars]

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Isn't that what it means?

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No. A hundred people donating $1 each is in droves. One person donating $100 is a denthead

 

[Crooked 16th]

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[SilverReaper]

Not sure about you guys but I always thought John Rambo was the best thing about Project 7 while Phil’s character was very generic.

It was written that way, remember?
It was trash anyway. One of the more annoying things for me at least is adults acting like cartoon characters, and that's what it is. Low level uninspired trash. Gaseous snake , can't contain my laughter.

 

[myone]

In large numbers ≠ a lot. My jumbo-sized drinking glass can hold a lot of beer. But it can't hold booze "in droves". Not a true synonym.

Oh, i get what you meant now, sometimes my brain does a weird auto-correct thing.

 

[Balr0g]

Or do you think he would just accept it and pack up his operation and move on with his life disappearing from public view?

Seriously could you imagine Phil dissapearing quietly into the night? No way. He is already trying to condition his cult that they can expect "less gameplay more talking" (I don't see much of a difference to actual Phil tbh). He will do this until he keels over.
I mean what skills does he have to earn a living? Begging alone qon't get you far. He will most likely suck on the state's tits in the future unless they tell him "Fuck of!" which they should have told him during his 1st bankruptcy

 

[IrradiatedChickenEnjoyer]

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[RaidenAUndertale]

Not sure about you guys but I always thought John Rambo was the best thing about Project 7 while Phil’s character was very generic.

Years and years later I can also appreciate Howard more than ever. DSP convinced me he was a core part of the show. Honestly, Project 7 wasn't a masterstroke but it was a fun idea and I could see myself enjoying it back when I was 13 and the Smosh boom was in full effect.

 

[Down At The Farms]

I stole this from someone on discord, look at how he lies about minuscule things for no reason, jesus christ the mental illness on this mother fucker, he lies about everything for absolutely no reason at all, everyone can see that the pop filter is above the mic you fucking autismo retard, it's like he is incapable of telling the truth about anything and he does it for no reason at all., he can't even take the smallest of L's, no wonder all of his fans are literally bottom of the barrel reprobates, no one could see something like this and think the dude is not a dishonest retard.

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Just saw this clip. This is one of the more insane clips I've seen from him lately even with all the react footage.

As he's telling the commenter that the mic is actually "directly" in front of the pop-filter when it clearly isn't, he yanks the pop-filter over the mic. It's so clearly dominating the microphone already, and he makes it worse as he tells the viewer he's wrong. Most people would sub-consciously lower the pop-filter in response to this comment, yet he's so eager to spite the fan.

DSP is a WEIRDO. He ain't right upstairs. He's implying this is a depth perception trick; your webcam is like a meter from your mic, not a mile. Also this is just a bizarre thing to lie about.

 

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based DSP

 

[Sup3r]

I don't know why he would do a react to this. "Previously announced Capcom titles" so no news or announcements. There will probably be a sizeable portion dedicated to Monster Hunter Sunbreak which he has no intention of playing.

He's hoping for Street fighter. Not like he's going to be happy with it, since information indicates that it will contain a lot of the things he hates about sf5. If he does a stream on it he's hyping himself up for disappointment.

 

[white gorilla glue]

"The list is long, but distinguished"...

"so is my johnson"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I think the vortex is affecting my reading comprehension abilities so can someone pig-translate this..

What are they doing again?
Where does it say anything about dine in pizza huts?
Is this like some retardo reflex where everytime he sees or hears pizza hut and has to tell everyone he ate a pizza hut?
He knows they still exist right? Bitch tits acting like he's talking about a lost civilization.
How does he remember a promotion for a game that didn't come out yet?
It's Crazy Cool they're giving out a free pizza when you buy the physical copy of a game thats not out yet...again?
Or is it crazy cool that Pizza Hut has a tie in with a ninja turtles game again?
How much of a consumer is he that he's excited about product placement?
What does anything in his tweet have to do with CAG's tweet aside from consumerism and food?

it's like the homeless man babble is leaking onto twitter...

 

[marlintan]

I think the vortex is affecting my reading comprehension abilities so can someone pig-translate this..

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What are they doing again?
Where does it say anything about dine in pizza huts?
Is this like some retardo reflex where everytime he sees or hears pizza hut and has to tell everyone he ate a pizza hut?
He knows they still exist right? Bitch tits acting like he's talking about a lost civilization.
How does he remember a promotion for a game that didn't come out yet?
It's Crazy Cool they're giving out a free pizza when you buy the physical copy of a game thats not out yet...again?
Or is it crazy cool that Pizza Hut has a tie in with a ninja turtles game again?
How much of a consumer is he that he's excited about product placement?
What does anything in his tweet have to do with CAG's tweet aside from consumerism and food?

it's like the homeless man babble is leaking onto twitter...

back in the 90s my local pizza hut gave kids a free personal pan pizza for bringing in they report card, and if you got an A, you got a free pizza.
EDIT: Pizza hut still
sit down, still have lunch buffets here in texas, dominos & little ceasers/papa john never had eat in restaraunts

 

[actually]

What are they doing again?
Where does it say anything about dine in pizza huts?

Pizza Hut used to be more like a traditional sit-down restaurant, where they brought the pizza to your table, had a salad bar, and so on. Although I'm sure some still do it, most of them are primarily take-out or delivery based now.

Shouldn't be too surprising that he's hyped up about greasy food.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Fun Fact:

...RTU is cucked by Derich and is probably the most pathetic person in the DSP sphere.

Derich cucks every wheelchair paypig and they'll all die cucks to his autism. That's the best reason to an hero if that applies to your life.

Phil has, about 3 times tonight, explicitly said he was hoping for more support today to make up for the fact that everything was demonitized yesterday.
Which isn't true to begin with, but I digress.

You can't demonitize the video on principle, and then turn around and the following day use it as a means to beg, asking for people to compensate for the lost income because of your choice to demonitize it.
Then it's not demonitized. It's a tool to beg. You're expecting compensation for it, just not the day-of.
The only way to handle this with any dignity?
Suck it up and don't mention it. And count the money that you made on it already to keep yourself calm.

His narcissism and sweatyman.jpg addiction means he is incapable of not weaponizing the attempt at financial piety in his begging to fund his addiction. It's a fascinating facet of his disorder to gaze through to his inner nature, but infuriating as he attempts to semantically commingle the two concepts that are diametrically opposite each other.

back in the 90s my local pizza hut gave kids a free personal pan pizza for bringing in they report card, and if you got an A, you got a free pizza.

80s too. What a fucking weird attempt at a flex, you ate inside a Pizza Hut location, no one cares, Phil.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Pizza Hut used to be more like a traditional sit-down restaurant, where they brought the pizza to your table, had a salad bar, and so on. Although I'm sure some still do it, most of them are primarily take-out or delivery based now.

Shouldn't be too surprising that he's hyped up about greasy food.

yeah, I remember, even recently I saw a meme that netflix 80's is all neon colors actual 80's was all browns and the dine in pizza hut was the first thing that popped into my mind, that and sizzler for some reason. Brown, massive pitchers of soda and those brown reusable plastic cups that had this bumpy texture look to them..and for some reason cigarettes!?

anywho...just not sure what getting a free pizza with a physical copy of the new TMNT has to do with sit down pizza huts, other than Pavlov's piggy, unless he glanced at it saw nostaliga, food and words "just like the..." "TMNT" and "the arcade game" and he filled in he rest.

back in the 90s my local pizza hut gave kids a free personal pan pizza for bringing in they report card, and if you got an A, you got a free pizza.
EDIT: Pizza hut still
sit down, still have lunch buffets here in texas, dominos & little ceasers/papa john never had eat in restaraunts

There's one near me thats in some random spot off a highway. Tempted to see how it is now but eeeh not a fan of pizza hut

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Seriously could you imagine Phil dissapearing quietly into the night?

No I can't, Phil can't do stealth.

 

[marlintan]

yeah, I remember, even recently I saw a meme that netflix 80's is all neon colors actual 80's was all browns and the dine in pizza hut was the first thing that popped into my mind, that and sizzler for some reason. Brown, massive pitchers of soda and those brown reusable plastic cups that had this bumpy texture look to them..and for some reason cigarettes!?

anywho...just not sure what getting a free pizza with a physical copy of the new TMNT has to do with sit down pizza huts, other than Pavlov's piggy, unless he glanced at it saw nostaliga, food and words "just like the..." "TMNT" and "the arcade game" and he filled in he rest.



There's one near me thats in some random spot off a highway. Tempted to see how it is now but eeeh not a fan of pizza hut

you could always tell the failed pizza hut franchises that sold the building because they would never change that iconic pizza hut roof, just paint it not red anymore, lol

 

[FaXmachine]

Just saw this clip. This is one of the more insane clips I've seen from him lately even with all the react footage.

As he's telling the commenter that the mic is actually "directly" in front of the pop-filter when it clearly isn't, he yanks the pop-filter over the mic. It's so clearly dominating the microphone already, and he makes it worse as he tells the viewer he's wrong. Most people would sub-consciously lower the pop-filter in response to this comment, yet he's so eager to spite the fan.

DSP is a WEIRDO. He ain't right upstairs. He's implying this is a depth perception trick; your webcam is like a meter from your mic, not a mile. Also this is just a bizarre thing to lie about.

I've thought Phil was unhinged for a few years now but late into Twitch before he got banned and the YT saga he truly is gone mentally, this whole John and Howard react thing solidified it to me. He is solidly in his own bubble with his own reality where is he perfect, mature, skinny, full bearded and successful. So of course he can't adjust the mic because its not his fault because he did everything correct....

This sound issue has been a persistent problem for awhile now and every time he refuses to do anything.

I think the vortex is affecting my reading comprehension abilities so can someone pig-translate this..

View attachment 3361686

What are they doing again?
Where does it say anything about dine in pizza huts?
Is this like some retardo reflex where everytime he sees or hears pizza hut and has to tell everyone he ate a pizza hut?
He knows they still exist right? Bitch tits acting like he's talking about a lost civilization.
How does he remember a promotion for a game that didn't come out yet?
It's Crazy Cool they're giving out a free pizza when you buy the physical copy of a game thats not out yet...again?
Or is it crazy cool that Pizza Hut has a tie in with a ninja turtles game again?
How much of a consumer is he that he's excited about product placement?
What does anything in his tweet have to do with CAG's tweet aside from consumerism and food?

it's like the homeless man babble is leaking onto twitter...

Forgive my distrust of Phil but is he trying to get a sponsorship?

 

[marlintan]

Forgive my distrust of Phil but is he trying to get a sponsorship?

No the nigger just like "authentic italian style chicago deep dish" pizzas