Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
People were asking him to cover him for at least a year. If he wasn’t streaming at all I’d accept that, but this is the bed he made… Like I said he was either being a contrarian or gunt guarding. Ralph didn’t become the biggest lolcow overnight.
It is not any body's responsibility to cover anything but what they want to. Not covering is not gunt guarding. Gunt guarding is making excuses for Ralph. I fail to see the point you are attempting to make. Jim covered what he wanted to cover. It just wasn't Ralph until something was epically funny. Why waste your breath when you have cancerAIDS?
 
Hes a coward, so that nixes going in person, and hes a broke retard, so that nixes hiring a PI. Plus hes on a suspended sentence and hes scared of jail.

But involving a borderline school shooter autistic groyper nether costs anything nor involves risking it. The guy could probably just stream from Jim's driveway and be the offical KILLSTREAM cancerman and korean whore correspondent. His catboy audience is so deranged at this point who wouldn't want that title. Of course someone nuts enough to do this could end up doing something stupid or violent, which would become the gunts responsibility legally.
 
Yeah. I think people need to look past him as a lolcow into a potential threat. Sure, Ralph does this all the time and nothing comes of it. But this shit is getting out of hand, to the point where it seems like Jim is no longer laughing.
Call or label me a moralfag. Do whatever. But this kind of stuff isn't funny.
I think Jim's theory on him having actual brain damage is right and i think Jim hit the point of laugh at the drug addict as he stumbles but hope he gets better. Ralph having to get clean if he goes to jail would probably be the best thing for him and his brain
 
Ralph won't be hiring a PI. If he's actually dead set on stalking Jade, he'll either do it himself or get some groyper reject to do it. The latter is more likely, because when he inevitably gets caught he'll be hit with a stalking charge.

The way I see it happening is Ralph will have someone follow her around and take pictures, and after the guy has fled the scene he'll send them to Ralph who will post them on Twitter/Telegram.

I'm a bit rusty on my Jade lore, but isn't she a nurse or something? What could you possibly get on her other than some mundane shit of her going to work and coming back home? And the problem with stalking Jim is that he's a cancer patient with a compromised immune system is that you probably won't ever even catch him leave his house. Is someone going to stake out his house in a black fed van?
You know as well as I do, that if Ralph tried to stalk Jade, he'd end up accusing any random slope of being Medicare's waifu.
Those Gunt Prions have eaten what little porcine brain he had.
 
It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.

Oh, and hey, Ralph. I know you're reading this, you fat faggot. You're such a queef that you can't even directly threaten an anime fan dying of cancer. Back off, Ralph. Your plan will only result in us getting a new gif of you going googly-eyed, but this time from a bullet rather than a fist. Jim will shoot you and make 100k on a stream the next day, because he sure as hell won't go to jail for it. What am I even saying? You're too much of a pussy to follow through. Fuck you, Mr. Frontballs.
This is a reiteration of what he's said before, so my opinion hasn't changed.

My biggest hope is if he does get a groyper to harass Jim and Jade IRL that Pantsu leaves Ralph and that Ralph becomes the American Dragonlord. Imagine people showing up at his house constantly to fuck with him. As a felon, Ralph isn't allowed to own a firearm, making him a non-threat.
 
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Alogs, start posting some sort of amateur private investigator craigslist ads now in metokur's area. Or if your undercover Gunt supporting, start mentioning that you live in the Minnesota area subtly. Once Ralph gets rejected by licensed PI, or balks at spending over 3 figures on something that doesn't give him seratonin, he's taking to try to do this amateurly.

I say this not in an attempt to plan gay ops, but just as a way to screw with Ralph's gay ops. Maybe I'm planning to do it and want to send you the sextape as Jim's facedox, maybe I'm making this all up just to fuck with you. I do know that you know the only person you can trust is the Ralphamale, so go do it yourself you fat coward bitch. You aren't going to cause you know you'll dislike the taste of Minnesota pavement just like you dislike Portuguese. You'll end up on the street, fear in your eyes, emasculated to the whole world as a bitch that runs to the police to settle the Street fights you can't win. Look at my avatar Ralph, that'd what you are and that's the kind of person that pays someone to stalk their enemies for them.
 
Alogs, start posting some sort of amateur private investigator craigslist ads now in metokur's area.
That would be a crime punishable by up to a year in jail or a $3,000 fine. Minn. Stat. § 326.339. He's not hiring shit anyway. Real PIs are very pricey, even for relatively minor stuff you could legally do yourself.
 
I know there are many points in the Ralph saga which led here, but its like his second peak after having his daddy Jim regularly on the Killstream was the Chris event. Chris's 'dimensional merge' was Chris channeling his lolcow-dom to Ralph, leaving only the autism to Chris.

Now Ralph is like a caricature of his former self overloaded with retarded-ness and Jim is his internet dad and internet girlfriend at the same time.
 
Frens, can we please not debate the ethics in a-logging? We are not Ralph, we don't need Jim's opinion on everything. Just be happy that what we've (a lot of us) saying have been substantiated. If Jim chose to stay out, that's his right, although I'd deny weebs any human rights but I'll give Jimmy an exception
1) Ralph was the one to dox Gator
2) Ralph initiated the Metokur feud
 
Ralph i know you stalk your own Threads. You won't do shit to Jim because we all know the minute you met in Person you'd start crying Like a little bitch Like a Monkey staring at a Monolith.
You're a broke ass bitch with a smaller than average Penis who can do NOTHING but bitch and seethe on His unpopular Shit Stream that Nobody watches anymore.

Prove me wrong, i dare you.
 
That would be a crime punishable by up to a year in jail or a $3,000 fine. Minn. Stat. § 326.339. He's not hiring shit anyway. Real PIs are very pricey, even for relatively minor stuff you could legally do yourself.
Put up some billboards in Richmond, VA: "Hot single PIs in YOUR (internet daddy's) area."
 
Frens, can we please not debate the ethics in a-logging? We are not Ralph, we don't need Jim's opinion on everything. Just be happy that what we've (a lot of us) saying have been substantiated. If Jim chose to stay out, that's his right, although I'd deny weebs any human rights but I'll give Jimmy an exception
1) Ralph was the one to dox Gator
2) Ralph initiated the Metokur feud
3) Ralph's gut is quite large, but his penis, well, it's quite small.
 
was that dentist.
Which dentist?
Jim trapped himself with "using the courts is gay" so getting the courts involved will just be yet another RalphaW, fully dox Jim, and make Jim a hypocrite yet again. Jim should've just kept his mouth shut about Ralph if he didn't want the smoke.
Hello, retard nice to see you. I have a question for you. Do you like my parodies?
 
Unfortunately it might be gone, because the only copy I knew was on a MATI archive channel that was nipped last year.

It was a great stream, Josh and PPP asked most of the questions, and one of Ade's bimbo friends was on for some reason as well. A couple of other people were there, including King of Pol which Josh booted halfway through.

The person you responded to somehow missed the most enticing bit of information about the Klonopin. Ade said that the sex with Ethan was so bad, she fed him Klonopin so he wouldn't want to fuck anymore. I think Josh asked her to rate the sex on a scale of 1 to 10 and she gave it a 1. She also said that she had a suspicion Ralph was into scat.

I really hope someone else has a mirror to the stream because it really was an enjoyable listen. It makes me sad to think it got struck down and won't come back.
 
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