Nick's anatomy, health, developmental problems, diseases. - Nick generally likes to comment on and attack other people on their physicality and physiognomy. Let's take this opportunity to turn the tables on him.

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I have a theory that Nick has a very FUBAR metabolism- because all he seems to eat is shit like McDonalds or other processed junk food yet still has the physique of a toothpick. If he had a normal metabolism he would be sporting a healthy gunt of his own... my theory is he has the same metabolism as the guy who got famous for eating a Big Mac every single day for over 40 years.

 

[Puffer Fish]

So you are telling me that:

1. Nick was an IVF baby.
2. Her mother birthed him through C-section.
3. She didn't give him breastmilk because she had to take drugs while lactating.

Is there anything natural about this fucking guy? God didn't want you on this earth, Nick. You clearly have no soul.

 

[GordonRameses]

Nick confirming Jadens story of him throwing up everything he eats like a cat

 

[AltisticRight]

IDK why but he looks like a carpet salesman.

Because carpets are the only things he'll lay.
(And catboys).

 

[OldGuy]

Nick has a Meowijuana addiction

 

[supremeautismo]

Nick confirming Jadens story of him throwing up everything he eats like a cat
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Nick is the only person r.etarded enough on this Earth to accidentally be bulimic due to not understanding, as an adult, how to eat food. Maybe if he didn’t pound back massive intestinal-ruiner foods that look like how they come out the other end, he wouldn’t choke and vomit constantly.

Spoiler: Food Sperg

Eating one meal a day and nothing else really only works if that meal is nutritious, not disgusting, and if you function better with intermittent fasting, instead of three square meals, or small meals throughout the day.

The more you vomit after eating, the harder it is to eat normally, and the bile will ruin your throat, stomach, and age the hell out of you. This is why many bulimics die younger than anorexics. Surprise surprise, choking and vomiting constantly is not so healthy!

 

[slickerthanyouraverage]

So you are telling me that:

1. Nick was an IVF baby.
2. Her mother birthed him through C-section.
3. She didn't give him breastmilk because she had to take drugs while lactating.

Is there anything natural about this fucking guy? God didn't want you on this earth, Nick. You clearly have no soul.

Nick the Baby Formula Boy also doesn't like (cow) milk in general (as said on the recent Alberto stream), some lactose tolerance problems maybe?

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Nick the Baby Formula Boy also doesn't like milk in general (as said on the recent Alberto stream), some lactose tolerance problems maybe?

He's Mexican, he's lactose intolerant.

 

[slickerthanyouraverage]

He's Mexican, he's lactose intolerant.

Yeah, I guess it's the Mestizo and Mediterranean genes acting up. When you look at a map of lactose digestion in the Old World, it's basically a map of whiteness - that almost completely overlaps with prevelance of blondism, blue-eyedness and Protestantism. Milk chugging was an Alt Right meme way back when, and they weren't wrong that being able to consume copious amounts of dairy in one sitting is a marker for being white.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Those freakish fingers.... I wonder if Nick here has a little Marfan syndrome going on.

People with Marfan's Syndrome are typically unusually tall.

 

[AltisticRight]

People with Marfan's Syndrome are typically unusually tall.

Guess he hit the inverse of the genetic lottery.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

So you are telling me that:

1. Nick was an IVF baby.
2. Her mother birthed him through C-section.
3. She didn't give him breastmilk because she had to take drugs while lactating.

Is there anything natural about this fucking guy? God didn't want you on this earth, Nick. You clearly have no soul.

All of these things contribute to a poor immune system, especially the last one. He was quite literally never meant to walk the earth.

 

[NickDigger]

Protip newfags: Just because Nick is a genetic deadend supported by other genetic deadends doesn't mean anyone with politics leaning rightward is suddenly going to renounce said politics. Lurk moar or fuck off, because there's enough of you clearly scouring this part of the site just to get material to own the righties. This is made all the more obvious with posts like:

Hitler had jewish blood and was a delusional drug addict.

Stop the thread, we found someone dumber than Nick.

 

[A Dapper Gent]

Protip newfags: Just because Nick is a genetic deadend supported by other genetic deadends doesn't mean anyone with politics leaning rightward is suddenly going to renounce said politics. Lurk moar or fuck off, because there's enough of you clearly scouring this part of the site just to get material to own the righties. This is made all the more obvious with posts like:

Stop the thread, we found someone dumber than Nick.

Mate, your account isn't even a year old yet. Might wanna get off that pedestal.

 

[NickDigger]

Mate, your account isn't even a year old yet. Might wanna get off that pedestal.

It's older than the retard who falls for the middle school "history" meme of thinking Hitler is a yid.

No @Ranni , upvoting and downvoting to assert your confirmation bias doesn't make you correct.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Protip newfags: Just because Nick is a genetic deadend supported by other genetic deadends doesn't mean anyone with politics leaning rightward is suddenly going to renounce said politics. Lurk moar or fuck off, because there's enough of you clearly scouring this part of the site just to get material to own the righties. This is made all the more obvious with posts like:

Stop the thread, we found someone dumber than Nick.

Uh oh, sounds like someone's getting upsetti spaghetti. Uh oh, upsettios.

You do realize that this site has a diverse group of users and there's people from both side, right? People are going to make fun of the right. Accept it. People also make fun of the left. I'm sorry you aren't getting enough asspats. There's no need to have a tantrum. You don't need to defend anything.

Edit as to not double post: This creature reminds me of the autists that get upset when their favorite anime gets criticized. They always have the compulsion to argue because their beloved thing can't be seen as negative or it makes them sperg out.

 

[NickDigger]

Boy you niggers get upset for calling someone else retarded because they fall for historically inaccurate memes.

U-U-U MAD

My apologies for having attenuated autism and can tell the difference between low effort posting that's just here to dunk on Nick and other rightwing cows for their politics (because FACISM BAD) and the rest of us who laugh at Nick for being a cow.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

My apologies for having attenuated autism and can tell the difference between low effort posting that's just here to dunk on Nick and other rightwing cows for their politics (because FACISM BAD) and the rest of us who laugh at Nick for being a cow.

Dude, you're defending politics on a gossip forum. They aren't attacking you. You're doing the autistic thing where you're getting upset because someone dunked on something you like. Are you gonna start shouting about how Asuka is the best girl?

 

[slickerthanyouraverage]

Sickly Nick complains about being sick.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

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Sickly Nick complains about being sick.

I noticed him using hand sanitizer in a recent food pic and his ex workers said he wears a mask. I wonder if he understands that his immune system is shit.

He can't keep food down, he has breathing problems, and seems to get sick a lot.

It would be interesting to learn that he recognizes that but for some reason will continue to eat shitty food all the time because that sounds really close to "Nick logic"