Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

It always blows my mind people are just finding chris after so many years
For a time Chris was just something that was talked about between the trolls in the deepest parts of the internet during its infancy. It just took a few media apperances, interactions with prominent voice actors and internet celebrities, a few documentaries, and him fucking his mom to get to the status of quasi-celebrity he's at now.
 
I know we're technically not supposed to just post reaction images or meaningless rambling, but I just want you to know that scrolling a thread about a literal retarded motherfucker and then seeing Tai Lung's distraught face out of nowhere sent my sides into orbit. Thank you.
 
It's been in the top 1000 female baby names in the US for the last 122 years, with the exception of 1992. You can look it up here. I wonder what happened in the late 1980s to make it lose popularity.
Well there was the major eruption of Mt St Helens in 1980 but that is too early. I looked at Helen and it has been steadily losing popularity from being consistently #2 until 1980 to #440 now.
 
My guess is he was going to try "My client is a imbicile and a victim of trolling" but once he got to know Chris and just how retarded and deep the rabbit hole goes with Chris he's now just settled on trying to do the best he can and move on.
I unironically believe that Heilberg is trying his damndest to get a full acquittal. He knows how famous Chris is and knows that this is probably the most high profile case he'll ever work on; and unfortunately this is what future generations will remember him for. If Chris gets off scot-free for raping his mother it will absolutely make mainstream news again, and Heilbergs name will be plastered across every news site that covers the case. If Chris ends up taking some plea deal that results in probation or a few months in the custody of a tard wrangling facility, nobody outside of the farms is going to give a shit.
 
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