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[BallBuster]

When a freakish clown with a blown out asshole and wedged shape dick, and a deadbeat father with freakishly long neck who is living month to month on a whim and a prayer, decide "you know, I can do better than Kevin Gibes", how is a flip not in your future?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

When a freakish clown with a blown out asshole and wedged shape dick, and a deadbeat father with freakishly long neck who is living month to month on a whim and a prayer, decide "you know, I can do better than Kevin Gibes", how is a flip not in your future?

You're a dickless freak with a sealed AM HOLE living in the desert along with a bunch of loony troons in a filthy house and you e-beg for money every month to feed your plastic crap addiction. How is a flip not in your future?

I think he's way past the point where a mostly sane person would have initiated Plan B: The Dwyering.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In some respects, Kevin is a better mental health case scenario than some troon lolcows with objectively superior life conditions going on. His general complete detachment from the real world makes him rather surprisingly optimistic for a troon cult member.

I'm not saying that all troons should be placed into a failing cult compound and almost literally buried in consumer product but I'm not not saying that either.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

In some respects, Kevin is a better mental health case scenario than some troon lolcows with objectively superior life conditions going on. His general complete detachment from the real world makes him rather surprisingly optimistic for a troon cult member.

I'm not saying that all troons should be placed into a failing cult compound and almost literally buried in consumer product but I'm not not saying that either.

I think a lot of that is owed to Penny being able to convince him everything will always be ok. There's always some big thing going to happen right around the corner.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Kevin also has a regular monthly income and regular healthcare (probably Medicaid) that he doesn’t for have to work for.

Having to work to survive and going without health insurance and disposable income he didn’t work for would put in a ding in Kevin’s mental health. He’s very privileged and it positively impacts his worldview.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin also has a regular monthly income and regular healthcare (probably Medicaid) that he doesn’t for have to work for.

Having to work to survive and going without health insurance and disposable income he didn’t work for would put in a ding in Kevin’s mental health. He’s very privileged and it positively impacts his worldview.

Rich pampered son becomes a communist and runs off to a cult while cutting off his dick. Story as old as time.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I might be giving Wedge too much credit, but I think he and Neck are about as much "the real thing" as lunatics like that can be - this made Wedge feel lukewarm toward Kevin, and he was waiting for an excuse to ditch Kev?

I agree with this assessment, and it makes it all the more delightful because Kevvy introduced Wedge and Neck - they were individual "girl"friends of Kevryn who Kevvy was "so excited" to have meet. Then they met, hit it off big time, moved in together (as much as homeless ppl can do this) and realized that the long distance point of their "triad" was a spoiled, selfish man child who has absolutely no concept of the kind of life Wedge and Neck are experiencing with low wage jobs, long hours, homelessness, prostitution, etc. I imagine calls between them went something like:

Wedge: "hey Kevryn, how are you? Neck and I hit the food bank today but because of inflation and recession all they had were expired pop tarts so now we have to live on those for 5 days til our tugboat gives us some food stamp money. Also still homeless "
Kevvy: "Oh my darling clown prostitute, I'm so upset because HASBRO is sold out of my latest plastic robot obsession and also I have to have MixTrix drive me three hours to get my gender marker changed on my passport so I can LARP it up in Jolly Ol England for a week. Good luck with that homelessness stuff!"

At some point that would wear really thin, and I for one can't fathom a "marriage" where I'm homeless and my partner buys an intercontinental flight. That's a weird fucking "marriage" unless oh right, Kevvy just likes that word and there's nothing behind it.

 

[Particle Bored]

This just all has the plot potential of an Art house film for Sundance.

“Midnight Alpacas”

A gritty, coming of age, egg cracking, road movie story about several Troons and the alpacas that fear them.

Centering on a failed clown and sometime hustler, Wedge, with his lover/pimp/equally failed at life mate Neck and Kevin, a shut in who can only communicate with the outside world through tweets.

I patiently await the day we see KF Films release its first production, opening with a dark screen and a deep, ominous voice... "The story you are about to witness is true, only the names have been changed to avoid legal complications protect the innocent [viewer]."

 

[Oxyjen]

I patiently await the day we see KF Films release its first production, opening with a dark screen and a deep, ominous voice... "The story you are about to witness is true, only the names have been changed to avoid legal complications protect the innocent [viewer]."

I like it, I’m getting Fargo season 3 vibes, where it ends in a shootout in the fog and snow.

Or the wood chipper.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Just saw this appear on one of my social media
what's the odds KevKev is the author? anyone want to take a bet on another one of our featured troons? (you know it was a troon)

 

[Cool Spot]

Honestly quite incredible that Kevin air his relationship dirty laundry and broadcast it to all 18,000 of his followers and then also follow that up with "please don't be afraid to date me, I totally won't do this to you and turn our failed relationships into a soap opera or a reality show for the entire internet to experience." However I think that people are asking for it if they willingly want to be in a relationship with Kevin.

 

[The Final Troondown]

More info about his breakup with Wedge and Neck
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Wedge blocked him lol
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I swear to god I'm getting a sneaking suspicion they've cooked this up between them to try and deagle nation the farms

 

[Lubby Smith]

My hypothesis on the real reason for the Wedge v. Gibes debacle:

Wedge's birthday is May 17, as we can see from the replies of several of his degenerate orbiters.

Kevin, however, is not among them. He's off in London eating Domino's with his younger, less-horrifying "wife." Kevin responds to the birthday announcement two days late and blames Twitter:

A normal human would say "fuck you for forgetting my birthday while you were spending a bunch of money on an overseas vacation hooking up with someone else and then giving me, your quasi-homeless wife, a shitty piece of homemade digital 'art' as an afterthought gift... we're breaking up." Wedge, being a fake-deaf clown prostitute, instead finds some asinine "trigger" in Kevin's gift and uses it as a pretext for ending the "relationship."

PS Kevin, stop retweeting minors, you creepy old man.

 

[FinnSven]

Honestly quite incredible that Kevin air his relationship dirty laundry and broadcast it to all 18,000 of his followers and then also follow that up with "please don't be afraid to date me, I totally won't do this to you and turn our failed relationships into a soap opera or a reality show for the entire internet to experience." However I think that people are asking for it if they willingly want to be in a relationship with Kevin.

I think anyone is asking for it if they equate an e-relationship with a real relationship.

It’s one thing if they meet online and then start actually seeing each other in meatspace or make proper efforts to relocate if they are long distance, but it’s quite another to get into a “polylgomous marriage” with someone who makes no effort to see them.

Sometimes I also think that people who have internet “boy/girlfriends” are the new “you don’t know her, she lives in Canada” types.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I think the best detail is that he acted like he's being vague about it all. Like, why even redact their names when you're gonna be so blatant? His bit about "oh if you know who I'm talking about" bitch we all know who you're talking about. You're as subtle as a sledgehammer.

he is being vague, just not about that part
he literally doesn't mention anything about say 'you cheated on me on xyz' or 'you lied or scammed about xyz'
because they had literally zero relationship aside from people who met once? (twice? three times all fellas)

he's auditioning for Havisham on a Chris Watts performance

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I patiently await the day we see KF Films release its first production, opening with a dark screen and a deep, ominous voice... "The story you are about to witness is true, only the names have been changed to avoid legal complications protect the innocent [viewer]."

“American Grift-ffiti”.... the story of several brave and stunning trans women battling unexpected monthly medical bills, vicious tire de-flations and hungry alpaca. With everyone against them, where can they turn to find the funds for revision surgeries, breast implants, guns and toys??

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

It's one thing to forget your partner's birthday (even though if they're important to you you can take preventative measures, such as setting an alert in your phones calendar!), but to get mad at Twatter for not reminding you? Jesus H....

 

[MissAnthropist]

My hypothesis on the real reason for the Wedge v. Gibes debacle:

Wedge's birthday is May 17, as we can see from the replies of several of his degenerate orbiters.
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Kevin, however, is not among them. He's off in London eating Domino's with his younger, less-horrifying "wife." Kevin responds to the birthday announcement two days late and blames Twitter:
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A normal human would say "fuck you for forgetting my birthday while you were spending a bunch of money on an overseas vacation hooking up with someone else and then giving me, your quasi-homeless wife, a shitty piece of homemade digital 'art' as an afterthought gift... we're breaking up." Wedge, being a fake-deaf clown prostitute, instead finds some asinine "trigger" in Kevin's gift and uses it as a pretext for ending the "relationship."

PS Kevin, stop retweeting minors, you creepy old man.
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Based on Wedge's single tweet about the situation, it sounds like he dumped Kevvy at which point Kevvy tried to stay "friends" by "manipulatively drawing [wedge'] OC" at which point Wedge and Neck blocked him no longer wanting to be friends. So the drawing led to blocking but the breakup had already occurred.

 

[John Furrman]

So, Wedge is gone. I’m inspired once again

Neck and wedge have long last fled
Kevin the vile; more friends shed.
Watchful Kiwis rejoice
as we’ve always poised:
The clown never got a thread!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Just saw this appear on one of my social media
what's the odds KevKev is the author? anyone want to take a bet on another one of our featured troons? (you know it was a troon)

"Mr. Johnson would never know the wonders of being a woman."
Something tells me who ever made this is in the same boat as Mr. Johnson.