Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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doomer jack is back INB4 he blames this on biden
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I call sriracha "Huy Fong" because the other brands taste like shit. It's like Worcestershire.
Apparently there is a Huy Fong shortage in the near future, so maybe Jack will cry.

Thai Fighter
The place changed names during the pandemic. I wonder if this is jack's brain misfiring, or if the family handed the restaurant off to an uncle or cousin after a failed health inspection.
Guy Oza.
Jack sounds like a toy whose battery is running down.
Two minutes in and the video is already too long.
The place has fucking funeral home music playing. Jack didn't fart over it.
Jack is mad chicken has gone up, which is weird because we know he's just going to order beef anyway. The dumplings look like jack made them himself.
I hate watching tammy do anything, but her filthy keys are right next to the food.
Jack gives everything an A again.
 
It's a bit old by now but I had a thought related to his hatred of work-from-home.

Jack likes to think of himself as a businessman, right? The sauce, branding his gay channel, the times he's been on reality cooking shows, whatever

Perhaps the thought of not being able to treat the workers he just KNOWS he's gonna have some day like complete shit, in person, makes him angy

as for his 4 horseman drivel: The "plague", while serious, is nowhere near the kind of plague that the apocalypse would indicate. There are supply chain issues, but we're nowhere near a global famine. There is the war in Ukraine, but it has not reached apocalyptic proportions, and is unlikely to. Jack is, as usual, a retard.
 
Matthew 24:35-36 (ESV)
"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

Boomer megachurches love to emphasize the apocalyptic stuff for reasons that should be obvious, even though it's not biblical at all.
 
I'm surprised Tammy dumped hoisin sauce and sriracha into the pho. I never had pho, but what she did just seemed wrong. Then again, I never really bother with condiments when eating out.
Yeah most Viet people don't like that. You use the side dish to dump some Sriracha and hoisin in there and dip the meat as you go. Some Vietnamese will acquiesce using a little bit in the soup to add flavor but not that much. Quite a few folks call hoisin "Chinese ketchup" which says enough about dumping it into your food vs using it as a topping or dip.
 
Jack reviews "The Bad Guys," a movie that's beloved by furries and Scalfanis alike.

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Manchild Jack tries to justify his desire to watch films for babies because he knows we make fun of him for being massively mentally challenged. Again proves he legit and honest to god can't pay attention to movies since they are just blobs of colors and noises he does not understand in the process.
 
The only way Jack could ever be transported by horse is if he were in some kind of cartage pulled by horses.

Even then it would probably take several to even get rolling.
I was thinking he would switch out the horse for an electric cart lol
 
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Damn, Tammy Jr. is getting even fatter. Being a Scalfani is draining her life force quickly.
I hope Qali peeks on this thread again. Qali, your trophy wife is literally morphing into your mother. Hahaha, go ahead and flex her on Insta again you equally fat sack of shit.
 
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