Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mma real anime gurl]

RIP Pringle Can Jon I'm sorry that I mistake your real daughter for your wife, I had confused them both and they both won't see Patrick.

 

[instythot]

I hope nobody in the family hears about Patrick (or us alogs) for the rest of their lives. Even if they never figure out Kiwi Farms existed, Rick isn't the kind of biological father you want to get back into contact with. We can just hope Annabelle never cares enough about him to try.

I'm sure the family will get some heartfelt messages from Daniel Kurlan, E-Rock and Keith Maresca.

I'm more than half expecting this unforeseen event to shake out in marital troubles for a certain fat pepperonist as he sees an opportunity to reclaim the love of his life. Futile of course, but fat pepperonists aren't known for perception

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I'm sure the family will get some heartfelt messages from Daniel Kurlan, E-Rock and Keith Maresca.

I'm more than half expecting this unforeseen event to shake out in marital troubles for a certain fat pepperonist as he sees an opportunity to reclaim the love of his life. Futile of course, but fat pepperonists aren't known for perception

Well she was lying when she told him she didn't and never loved him. Now she's a boyfriend free girl.

 

[TyrasGuard]

So, what happens to Anabelle now? Fatrick is still the biological father but i don't know if he still has any say on her life

 

[AnOminous]

So, what happens to Anabelle now? Fatrick is still the biological father but i don't know if he still has any say on her life

His parental rights have been permanently terminated. If he were to approach her without the mother's permission she could treat him as she would any other unwanted adult stranger.

 

[Next Task]

I genuinely thought he’d outlive Fat too.

Spite keeps some people alive far longer than they have any right to. A lot of our more noxious cows are proof of this.

Pat can't do anything without posting it on social media. If he does gloat about this it'll be in a way that Annabelle is able to see. I can't imagine how shitty that would feel.

Even drunk, and even being Pat, I'd expect subtweets motivated by malice but would be surprised if he wrote or did anything obvious. There's likely going to be tweets that places like here and OnA will be able to tell are because of this, I expect a flurry of bullshit from a giddy Pat.

But him doing something like posting hateful shit on a memorial page and blaming his stalkers sounds exactly like what he'd want to do. Whether he works himself up to actually doing it... but I'm certain that he would metaphorically as well as literally shit on PCJ's grave if he could get away with it.

But Internet Tough Guy Pat won't stand behind his tough guy posturing, merely the latest example being his backsliding with the Kavanaugh tweets. He's stated his intention to shit on the grave, but if he follows through he'd never own it. He's far too cowardly.

Tl;dr: No one on either forum wishes PCJ or Annabelle any ill-will, because they're not lolcows. If anything cruel happens to them, it will be Pat but he'll blame us, because of course he would, he's exactly that person.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

I don't care if Patrick lives to be in his 100s before he drops: I swear that when that fat pig finally dies, if he has a gravestone or memorial plaque put down anywhere, I will lay down a fat shit on it in memoriam for PCJ. Even if it means me being an old man smearing his soiled depends all over it to the horror of all passerby. Justice will one day be restored.

Luckily for me, clinically obese people never seem to live that long, so I probably won't have to manage dropping trow while clinging to a walker

 

[Complete Reprobate]

None of us here knew him, but from all presented evidence he was a decent man, gone too soon. RIP, PCJ. The values you passed on to all three of YOUR children will last a lifetime.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Keith Maresca

Keith "the cops a feel on minors" Maresca should not be allowed near children.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

For people who don't know who "Pringles Can Jon" is, PCJ is the person who not only stole Patrick's wife, but did so right in front of Patrick at one of his gay toy conventions while Patrick awkwardly smiled and tried to avoid eye contact. This picture is famously known as "The Lappening" and is one of the most memed pictures in the Fativerse. Credit to Handsomeblue, Chancearm, Tony:

Spoiler: SOME NSFW

 

[Complete Reprobate]

For people who don't know who "Pringles Can Jon" is, PCJ is the person who not only stole Patrick's wife, but did so right in front of Patrick at one of his gay toy conventions while Patrick awkwardly smiled and tried to avoid eye contact. This picture is famously known as "The Lappening" and is one of the most memed pictures in the Fativerse. Credit to Handsomeblue, Chancearm, Tony:

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I will testify in court that this is a historically accurate depiction of the Lappening in chronological order, and if I lie, I'll never go to the synagogue again shalom.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

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Spoiler: Stolen From ona forums

I don't remember which user made/posted this (sorry). I downloaded it because it is beautiful.

 

[sadbird]

I love how you can tell by Pat’s face that he just smelled his own super-sulfuric emission as this poor lady looks on in horror and disgust. She didn’t even know there was such a thing as rectal charcuterie until she met Pat S. Thomas and she will never be able to forget the stench, overwhelming even via Zoom, no matter how much therapy she has.

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why this nigga look like chinese food

 

[FinnSven]

I think it is the most fitting tribute to PCJ that not a single person criticized him for stealing Fat’s wife.

Objectively that is a dick move, but I think everyone, including Fat’s current wife, think that PCJ was doing the best thing for everyone.

If Fat does go to shit on PCJ’s grave, then I hope he does it on a Sunday morning, having reached the crescendo of a drinking binge.

It would be the ultimate in poetic justice if Fat, drunk, horribly disheveled, clinging to a cheap bottle of vodka-like drink, Kex around his ankles, trying to curl one out, but only producing foul smelling water, was caught by his ex wife, his biological daughter and her siblings, fresh from church, about to lay flowers on their dads grave.

I am sure the daughter would ask who this fat revolting pig is, and why he is trying to soil the memory of her dear father so.

His ex wife would reply; “Nobody, no body to you dear.”

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Thought it will be some faggot who put a Pringles can in his ass, but he sounds like a decent human being. RIP

 

[Somerville Dan]

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Spoiler: Stolen From ona forums

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I don't remember which user made/posted this (sorry). I downloaded it because it is beautiful.

FWIW I am the current owner of the dolls. Jon and Ade's love, like The Lappening itself, will live on forever.

 

[Matt Damon]

Rest in power, you beautiful, giant cock-having man.

 

[lolwatagain]

Thought it will be some faggot who put a Pringles can in his ass, but he sounds like a decent human being. RIP

I can't tell what's more impressive: just how much of a decent person and good father he was, or how massive his dong would need to be to get the PCJ nickname.

 

[Ophelia]

Maybe it’s because I’ve been hanging out with my own dad, but I’m surprised at how much PCJ’s passing bums me out.

Let us live lives that would make PCJ proud. Children are made to be cared for, not ground into spiced sausages. Jon taught us that. We must never forget.

 

[Glowie]

I know the rules and I don’t have Zuckerbook, but if the family’s got a funeral cost fundraiser or something…

GoFundMe is a option if you're willing to overlook how they screwed you over freedom convoy.

Fuck even putting together a fundraiser on Kiwifarms would be better option Escrow accounts and all.

What do you guys think?