Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

ToroidalBoat said:
Didn't he think he'd be found not guilty and maybe even awarded the GAMe PLACe after the Snyder incident?

(the one where Charb both hit Snyder while trying to flee)
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They at least did genuinely believe that Rob Bell would get them either an acquittal or charges dropped. I imagine that they thought this because they spent a lot of money, and because Bell was a member of the state assembly. They thought they'd essentially bought the support of the government.

In the end all Bell did was get them the ability to get a deal for conviction without having to admit guilt. My best guess is that in terms of sentence, it was about the same as what they would have received had they just had a public defender, except they would have had to plead guilty.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
They at least did genuinely believe that Rob Bell would get them either an acquittal or charges dropped. I imagine that they thought this because they spent a lot of money, and because Bell was a member of the state assembly. They thought they'd essentially bought the support of the government.

In the end all Bell did was get them the ability to get a deal for conviction without having to admit guilt. My best guess is that in terms of sentence, it was about the same as what they would have received had they just had a public defender, except they would have had to plead guilty.
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I'm currently seeing the glue sniffers of Reddit think they'd let Chris go if he still isn't pleading? I'm still convinced Chris will plead out myself, what is your take take on Chris's claim of barbs testimony being considered unreliable due to age? That sounds more in line with the kind of things that would net him a rape charge.
 
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Smleman303 said:
I'm currently seeing the glue sniffers of Reddit think they'd let Chris go if he still isn't pleading? I'm still convinced Chris will plead out myself,
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As I understand it, they can’t keep him in jail longer than a year and it’s been speculated that if authorities wanted to wobble him up to big boy court, they would have done it by now. So, yeah, unless Chris is charged with rape or gets wobbled, he’ll be out by the end of summer.

Any plea would probably involve no contact with Barb and no returning to the temple, which Chris will not agree to.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Frankly it would surprise me if barb did flat out say "This fat retard raped me and I don't want him anywhere near me again, even if he is my son." but it would be even more shocking
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Honestly I think that his lawyer or people in the hospital finally got him to understand the reality of his situation.
He now realizes there's a possibility this won't end up like the other times he was in jail. So all of a sudden he's saying I never committed the crime whereas before he would have happily told you.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Honestly I think that his lawyer or people in the hospital finally got him to understand the reality of his situation.
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"Do you Realize-Do you realize something? Let me tell you. If the jury finds you guilty of incest charges... Based on the audio recordings and hand written confirmations.. That YOU shared on the damned internet... They could file you as a sex offender, force you out of your house and you could potentially never see your mother again."
*silence*
“... I see..."
 
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Ophelia said:
As I understand it, they can’t keep him in jail longer than a year and it’s been speculated that if authorities wanted to wobble him up to big boy court, they would have done it by now. So, yeah, unless Chris is charged with rape or gets wobbled, he’ll be out by the end of summer.

Any plea would probably involve no contact with Barb and no returning to the temple, which Chris will not agree to.
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So they let Chris out to either homelessness or going back to 14 BC or he finally pleads and he gets some form of help. God damn that's depressing.
 
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I mentioned this before but Chris did buy an instructional book on fucking the old and the crippled and clearly admitted to doing so. He wanted to make sure that he didn't tear the frame out of Barb's elderly cooch. Now he's walking that back and just saying he cuddled her and planted his wet lips on her forehead. Un-fucking-believable. I can't be certain but I imagine when Virginia DHW or whoever it was first showed up at 14BL the straight up asked Barb if Chris fucked her. She likely said yes leading to Chris being kicked out and his retreat to the hotel. I'm thinking the followup exam of her snatch had plenty of evidence of Chris's crooked pecker tracks and that led to 6 cops going to arrest him.
 
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Smleman303 said:
So they let Chris out to either homelessness or going back to 14 BC or he finally pleads and he gets some form of help. God damn that's depressing.
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They have 30 days to find him somewhere to go. He probably won’t be allowed back at 14blc because it seems Harriet (Barb’s sister) has taken over and she had already refused to help him. If she let Chris back into Barb’s life at this point, that family is even more fucked up than we thought.

There is a really good FAQ about all this. It explains shit better than I can.
 
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GumballFapper said:
Earnest?
She's just a tryhard ween and a carpetbagger, IIRC her weening twitter account linked to her professional art instagram.
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She was a pretty standard Chris orbiter all things considered. Compared to many of Chris's other orbiters, the most impact Helena's had outside of these letters was that Chris actually befriended her, and even implemented her Pickchu OC in his comic lore.

I think she, along with Kengle and others, shows how even after Chris commited a crime, the fanbase he developed beforehand won't truly die, and people are still willing to reach out to him.
 
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I get why his recent picture looks depressing. According to the previous posts, the hospital he was in looks hospitable. Any inmate would kill to get access to that hospital.
I feel like Chris would've stayed there longer if he chimped out earlier than his last day of comfort jail life.
He still doesn't move on from the "Pinned me down" for decades even though everyone on the internet knows the truth behind it. Claims to be Jesus, the thought of forgiveness doesn't come through.
In his opinion about the Russia-Ukraine war, how he made his opinion is made is based on where he get his information. Either from the letters he gets or from a radio that spouts anti-ukraine propaganda.

Chris has a castle in C-197, why still attached to the broken house that he never owns? By the time the merge occurs, he could've ditch 14BC and stay in some CPU castle or a horse camelot forever.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
I can't be certain but I imagine when Virginia DHW or whoever it was first showed up at 14BL the straight up asked Barb if Chris fucked her. She likely said yes leading to Chris being kicked out and his retreat to the hotel. I'm thinking the followup exam of her snatch had plenty of evidence of Chris's crooked pecker tracks and that led to 6 cops going to arrest him.
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When they showed up they already had the EPO just based on the allegations. We have no idea what Barb said.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
so let's say that this is true, the part about Barb's testimony being useless due to her age. wouldn't this automatically upgrade the charges from incest to rape? it seems that if someone is considered incapable of testifying, that would reasonably extend to not being able to give consent
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I had the same question when I first read the new letter. After thinking it over a while, I think the most likely interpretation is that Chris puts his foot down and demands they bring her in for quenstioning because “she’ll explain what really happened” and make it all go away.

Heilberg tries to tell him that she is old and frail so the court wants to leave her alone as much as possible and Chris hears that as “inadmissible”. It’s speculation but it fits in the space between what Chris parroted in the letter and the lack of rape charges.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Helena has an OC or alter ego named Pickchu. I don't know all the details but I think Pickchu has a crush on Chris or Chris's own OC's. She has made photoshopped images of herself on a date with Magi-chan, who Chris believes himself to be married to.

Helena is Argentinian, so it is likely her native language is Spanish. I checked Bulbapedia, an exhaustive resource for any pokemon-related knowledge. The names for Pikachu, as well as the related Pichu and Raichu, are the same in English, Spanish, and Japanese. So I think Helena came up with Pickchu on her own.
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It was only a matter of time when Chris admitted to finding this character "harem-worthy". He apparently liked the character enough to put in his comic lore, and admits to finding him attractive.

 
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Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
He also approved of her OCxSonichu Canon pairings, including one with Naitchirc.
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Helena is basically an Argentinian Fiona, minus the desire to fuck Chris. Relativiely harmless and an earnest fan and friend of Chris, but attention-seeking and makes weirdly fascinating Chris Chan art.
 
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