Korps / @KorpsPropaganda / Dave Anthony / Karen Anthony / Karen King / @StrypeisonFire / Dave Ferris / Hope Elizabeth Ferris - Convert some losers and tattoo your fat rolls in a creepy MtF furry grooming cult!

[titty skeleton]

Coordinated mass following?

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All those avatars with the same pink glasses look so tacky. Not sure how to explain it. It's like they're trying too hard to be unique but all the designs end up as a formulaic mess. I glaze over just looking at them.

Maybe my brain is just actively sick of looking at furry shit and not processing it. Anyone else get the feeling that all the pfps melt together?

 

[Krystal]

All those avatars with the same pink glasses look so tacky. Not sure how to explain it. It's like they're trying too hard to be unique but all the designs end up as a formulaic mess. I glaze over just looking at them.

Maybe my brain is just actively sick of looking at furry shit and not processing it. Anyone else get the feeling that all the pfps melt together?

that or NFTS ruined avis for you. And since those glasses are to "signify" members of their "cult" it's not likely they'll give up their fetish enabler.

 

[LeChampion1992]

that or NFTS ruined avis for you. And since those glasses are to "signify" members of their "cult" it's not likely they'll give up their fetish enabler.

I wish these guys would heavens gate themselves because I fear a Korps/Tranch crossover. you know if that happens we're getting a Waco because someone diddled kids is being protected because they're trans/an egg.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

That's basically my issue with Strype, Kraken and the Korps in general. I keep up with them because they've been around for almost as long as I've been following furry drama, and they keep popping up on the radar for one reason or another, but in general they're all so basic and boring. They're all comedians with just one joke. The joke itself might vary from creep to creep, but their personalities are so one-note you have already figured out everything about them twenty tweets into their feed.

(It's still fun to troll them, though.)

You can't expect much individuality from those who participate in a religion of ego death.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Update on Max's GRS:

Time to place your bets folks, you can either gamble on the cow getting his cockchop OR invest in the horse that is GRS denial!

Now that bets are placed, join me at the races from April 10, 2022 to Today (June 9, 2022) for:

Spoiler: Max's Marathon to GRS!

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Three months to go, what a head start!


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Uh-oh farmers - do I sense dread, maybe even a change of heart?


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One month to lose ten pounds, something any responsible individual should be able to do no problem!


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Looks like our troon is taking a break to cope with fellow cow Sean Daw-McGee!


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Confidence is high folks, is this cow too big to fail?


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Oh no! What a spill! Will this cow recover their place in the race, or will they lose the coveted hatchet wound and be forced to stay with their semi-functioning man's penis?

Spoiler: The Results

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It looks like one lucky surgeon not only dodged a bullet, but a shelling!

Penis: 1
Max: 0

Alrighty folks, time to divvy out the rewards - I'm trusting you to be honest, so please open the spoiler related to the animal you placed your bets on please:

Horse

Spoiler: Cleaning

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"


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Sorry to break it to ya Max, but taking everything off the floor and cramming it on the walls / elevated surfaces does not count as "cleaning".

Cow

Spoiler: Sagging Bolt-Ons

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Imagine being a surgeon being told you're operating on a troon just to see this walk into your theatre - you know that the work you do today is not to make people healthier or saving a life, just butchering a mentally ill man for their own pleasure.

Thank you for playing, farmers!

 

[Neko GF]

Days 8 and 9 of Dave's Grooming Pride Tweets:

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[Big Bang]

I firmly believe Max will kill himself if he gets genital rearrangement surgery. He lives like a slob, is a furry coomer, is depressed, and is overweight. That's the first time that I've seen being fat saving someone's life, because he would have taken his months to years after his surgery. There's no point trying to warn him anymore, despite multiple signs in his life telling him not to go through with this. Even licensed doctors trying to inform these people of the consequences of surgery doesn't stop them. They just say these doctors are horribly misinformed/unedcuated.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I firmly believe Max will kill himself if he gets genital rearrangement surgery. He lives like a slob, is a furry coomer, is depressed, and is overweight. That's the first time that I've seen being fat saving someone's life, because he would have taken his months to years after his surgery. There's no point trying to warn him anymore, despite multiple signs in his life telling him not to go through with this. Even licensed doctors trying to inform these people of the consequences of surgery doesn't stop them. They just say these doctors are horribly misinformed/unedcuated.

I for one am curious what the fallout will be and how the embracing cult will react.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Update on Max's GRS:

Time to place your bets folks, you can either gamble on the cow getting his cockchop OR invest in the horse that is GRS denial!

Now that bets are placed, join me at the races from April 10, 2022 to Today (June 9, 2022) for:

Spoiler: Max's Marathon to GRS!

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Three months to go, what a head start!

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Uh-oh farmers - do I sense dread, maybe even a change of heart?

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One month to lose ten pounds, something any responsible individual should be able to do no problem!

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Looks like our troon is taking a break to cope with fellow cow Sean Daw-McGee!

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Confidence is high folks, is this cow too big to fail?

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Oh no! What a spill! Will this cow recover their place in the race, or will they lose the coveted hatchet wound and be forced to stay with their semi-functioning man's penis?

Spoiler: The Results

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It looks like one lucky surgeon not only dodged a bullet, but a shelling!

Penis: 1
Max: 0

Alrighty folks, time to divvy out the rewards - I'm trusting you to be honest, so please open the spoiler related to the animal you placed your bets on please:

Horse

Spoiler: Cleaning

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"
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Sorry to break it to ya Max, but taking everything off the floor and cramming it on the walls / elevated surfaces does not count as "cleaning".

Cow

Spoiler: Sagging Bolt-Ons

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Imagine being a surgeon being told you're operating on a troon just to see this walk into your theatre - you know that the work you do today is not to make people healthier or saving a life, just butchering a mentally ill man for their own pleasure.

Thank you for playing, farmers!

Troons getting denied surgery exactly when they demand it, how they demand it, will never not be funny. Especially when the chimp out at being denied for perfectly legitimate medical reasons. They literally think surgery is something like getting a tattoo or a new hairstyle, and taking into account medical considerations and denying surgery because of it is opression

He's not taking it well and is unironically trying to blame the excess weight on the fake boobs


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[titty skeleton]

He's not taking it well and is unironically trying to blame the excess weight on the fake boobs

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Hahahaha. Holy shit this is golden.

'B-but muh BMI system is outdated and b-b-b-biased!'

This dude is a few hamburgers short of a second Hindenburg disaster and looks like a real life Peter Griffin. I doubt there's even a shred of usable muscle tissue on the guy. For the purposes BMI was made for it applies to him perfectly. He is obese. He's a serious fatass and in no reality is he capable of reaching the surgeon's goals.

Tell me this example chart here doesn't clearly show Max's body type on the far right

 

[round robin]

Troons getting denied surgery exactly when they demand it, how they demand it, will never not be funny. Especially when the chimp out at being denied for perfectly legitimate medical reasons. They literally think surgery is something like getting a tattoo or a new hairstyle, and taking into account medical considerations and denying surgery because of it is opression

He's not taking it well and is unironically trying to blame the excess weight on the fake boobs

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This dumb nigger honestly thinks he knows the requirements for surgery better than his surgeon. I hope they ban him from the clinic for this retarded diatribe.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

This just in: Neglect at a Korps Biological Warfare building has caused the release of disgusting black mold:

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If a fursuit is gonna catch black mold in that house, what horrors await the coming amhole?

In other news, Max tries food that isn't coated in sugar or highly processed; bitches about it immediately

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I'd put money on him eating half to the whole bag and still believing he'll loose weight since it's healthier than the consoomer food he inhaled.

 

[Loona]

This just in: Neglect at a Korps Biological Warfare building has caused the release of disgusting black mold:
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If a fursuit is gonna catch black mold in that house, what horrors await the coming amhole?

I have lots of questions.
Why is he still holding on to his pre-troonout fursuit?
Why has he been holding on to it for so long that it starts growing mold?
How subpar is his fursuit-cleaning routine that it grows mold?

In other news, Max tries food that isn't coated in sugar or highly processed; bitches about it immediately
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I'd put money on him eating half to the whole bag and still believing he'll loose weight since it's healthier than the consoomer food he inhaled.

>waaah these snacks are gross
Then don’t eat them. Hit the gym, fatty.
On second thought, don’t. We all know you’re going to wear women’s exercise clothes and nobody wants to see your moobs in that.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

How subpar is his fursuit-cleaning routine that it grows mold?

He must have taken a page from Khord Kitty's fursuit maintenance routines

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This just in: Neglect at a Korps Biological Warfare building has caused the release of disgusting black mold:

I have lots of questions.
Why is he still holding on to his pre-troonout fursuit?
Why has he been holding on to it for so long that it starts growing mold?
How subpar is his fursuit-cleaning routine that it grows mold?

He apparently is transitioning into Chris Chan.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I still can't get over how these obese trannies act like they're some cool supervillain squad but also whine on twitter all day long. Their weight alone should tell you they've never gone after a good guy, you know like a real SUPERHERO or something. I don't think they'd even let a real supervillain number 1 teach them how to be villains they're too much of a group of coomer pansies to do actually fun evildoer stuff. Instead it's just all "oooo you're partying but your sleepy now like i roofied your drink ooooo you want to be a tranny oooo" type shit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I still can't get over how these obese trannies act like they're some cool supervillain squad but also whine on twitter all day long. Their weight alone should tell you they've never gone after a good guy, you know like a real SUPERHERO or something. I don't think they'd even let a real supervillain number 1 teach them how to be villains they're too much of a group of coomer pansies to do actually fun evildoer stuff. Instead it's just all "oooo you're partying but your sleepy now like i roofied your drink ooooo you want to be a tranny oooo" type shit.

You're putting too much thought into it. It's all a weakass autistic LARP and they're putting less effort into their whole "supervillain" shit than the average DnD nerd into a single session. The whole loony troonacy is about the Coom, nothing else.

 

[Desumorphine]

Troons getting denied surgery exactly when they demand it, how they demand it, will never not be funny. Especially when the chimp out at being denied for perfectly legitimate medical reasons. They literally think surgery is something like getting a tattoo or a new hairstyle, and taking into account medical considerations and denying surgery because of it is opression

He's not taking it well and is unironically trying to blame the excess weight on the fake boobs

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Of course it's a fucking Keto diet, what else did I expect. I never got how the hell this type of diet became such a do-it-yourself staple in the US. It's a VERY specific kind of diet that should only be done under supervision of a specialist.

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If it's so damn important to you, how about you go and jog? It's the most effective way to burn fat and costs you not a dime. For fuck's sake, these people give me aneurisms.

 

[Corn Flakes]

If it's so damn important to you, how about you go and jog? It's the most effective way to burn fat and costs you not a dime. For fuck's sake, these people give me aneurisms.

I'm pretty sure he can't jog, even if he wanted to. There's no sports bra in the universe that would hold those bolt-ons comfortably.

 

[Neko GF]

Day 10 of Dave's Pride Grooming Tweets: This time it's him coping about his voice:

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For reference, Dave's voice sounds like this:

Spoiler: Tranny Speaking