E3 (but not really) 2022

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Well, outside The Callisto Protocol, Darktide, Cuphead, and Routine somehow not being completely dead that was a hot load of garbage.

Also Cuckmann saying TLOU2 sold 10 million copies. Sony has it pegged 4 million sales. There's no way Neil Druckmann would lie about 6 million extra jews sales.
 
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Oh great we can play The Night with Thomas the Tank Engine in Backrooms now... yay...
 
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MundusVivendi said:
Urgh... okay, so... let me get this straight...

So far we have...
a shit-tier MW sequel that, basically, is leeching on old entries, judging by every bit of the "gameplay"...
A lot of animu...
UNCANNY WARFRAME FACES
trannie row... literally. Seriosly how hard it was to make a symphatetic, not faggot looking main characters?
Darktide that is just a reskin of Vermintide if you'd think about.
tlou part 1 goes to PS5 and PC, we're getting another shitty live series and...
the Dead Space clone
Reddit simulator
Dead memes necroraised (goat simulator)
UKRAINE MENTION
Has someone says "blyat" in the end or was I misheard that bit?
and... whatver that fly faggotry was?

... remind me how's 2022 is great for the gaming industry, again?
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Don't forget even shittier The Last Guardian
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"truly unique"

game has 1- kid who speaks some gibberish language
2- the same kind of art style
3- creature that you befriend that does things for you, but won't always do your bidding
4- simple puzzles that you solve with it
5- 'alien world' that's just some wilderness with random artifacts and some weird creatures
 
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MundusVivendi said:
Urgh... okay, so... let me get this straight...

So far we have...
a shit-tier MW sequel that, basically, is leeching on old entries, judging by every bit of the "gameplay"...
A lot of animu...
UNCANNY WARFRAME FACES
trannie row... literally. Seriosly how hard it was to make a symphatetic, not faggot looking main characters?
Darktide that is just a reskin of Vermintide if you'd think about.
tlou part 1 goes to PS5 and PC, we're getting another shitty live series and...
the Dead Space clone
Reddit simulator
Dead memes necroraised (goat simulator)
UKRAINE MENTION
Has someone says "blyat" in the end or was I misheard that bit?
and... whatver that fly faggotry was?

... remind me how's 2022 is great for the gaming industry, again?
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and it was all capped off with a RERELEASE of The Last of Us Part 1, a game from 2013. Like that was the show was leading up to.
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Din Djarin said:
Only watching TLOU for Pedro Pascal. Now that there's a remaster coming out I might check out the games, but I don't know if it's worth it. Anyways, I'm glad this thread exists so I can find out what's happening.
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Fuck off with that.
Pedro Pascal can suck my 3rd world cock, y después le pateo la raja.
 
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The train game from some random youtuber guy is here too. The only reason it's gotten anywhere is because the guy clickbaits random children with spooky train in the thumbnail.
Holy shit you can tell he's just using random bought assets still.
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When the sp00oooky train finds you it just flings your ass around until you die. Then does a canned jumpscare animation. How is this even a horror game??
 
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