E3 (but not really) 2022

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When the sp00oooky train finds you it just flings your ass around until you die. Then does a canned jumpscare animation. How is this even a horror game??
Zoomers are literally scared of empty hallways.

Also...they couldn't find a digital escape room? They've never played a fucking point and click?
 
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"Think Hogwarts, except in an escape room"
Some faggot actually said this.
 
Glad I watched the Callisto Protocol gameplay trailer. It's just Dead Space. Which is absolutely fine for me. Also the black dude is the intro/tutorial stage and gets killed by something lmao, 80's horror is en vogue again
>Cuckmann is back and nothing holds him back from raping the corpse that is TLOU
It's going to be a fucking fedpost bonanza when this trashfire comes out.

At least the turtles will be fun next week.
 
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it went from okay puzzle game, then they added a useless frustrating mechanic that makes you refund it. unique and exciting!
They really did just add a forced random reset that adds no actual depth to what you're doing. Astounding
 
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