DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Lazycunt said:
What's with Phil and jumping on the bandwagon when the ride is over ? Everytime he does some new popular trend it's when the popularity has long since waned.

And all this react content and money is going to make him slip up, keep it up piggy
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Probably because he thinks that with the most popular people over, if he jumps on it then he could potentially soak up any residual fans looking for that kind of thing.
 
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He won't stop completely b/c he's a Gamer(TM), but he'll play only the easiest shit possible. Walking sims, visual novel stories (Danganronpa, etc), and the like.
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"Guys you know I've thought about it long and hard but I'm SKIPPING COD this year and I know what you must be thinking... PHIL! You cant skip COD its a AAA title! It's your bread and butter! You're right, but guys I'm going to be real with you, because you know I'm the realist guy on the internet and I have been since 2008, TWELVE almost THIRTEEN years being a content creator dood and I see these games and they just aren't good." "So TRUST me on this okay? Because I need your buy in and I need you to support the other playthroughs going on right now. Nobody wants me to play COD multiplayer, I'm OLD! Hahaha I'm almost 41 guys okay... snort"
 
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Gotta Groom Em All said:
This shit is just becoming forced and gay and boring, just the same old tired fat old drunk begging retarded kids for money day in and day out.

If any of us had any sense we’d be spending our time learning a trade or something.

It’s just so. Boring.
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We're basically watching a junkie get his fix every single day. Sure it can be funny knowing the kind of person he is but too much exposure to Phil can make anyone that's not a dumb fuck toxic. Take a break here and there. His life is already at a standstill. Of course it's boring if you're expecting Phil to change in some way or for the dents to come to their senses. OIC and friends are the only people keeping him afloat for random reasons. And non of his fans are kids atleast not anymore so these grown ass people are just as lost as he is. They all deserve each other.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Anybody that thinks Phil is mentally sound in any capacity these days is a self-confessing denthead. I'm glad he voluntarily removes himself from society because I think he should be removed from society with how unbelievably out of touch with reality he is now. Terry Davis had a better grasp of reality than pigroach does now.
Men in their 40s don't dress and present themselves the way he does to a public audience, unless there is something undeniably wrong with them. I'm less than a year away from my 30s, personally, and I wouldn't wear the sort of shit he does on stream unless I was planning on dressing up as a faggot shut-in for a Halloween party.
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Phil is horribly out of touch but his attire isn't the reason. Hardly any facecam streamers wear what could be considered presentable clothing, but it is very obvious he gives even less of a shit because his pajama pants look like they've seen better days and he should just buy lounge sweats or something equally nice looking but comfortable. Shit, a lot of my friends hide behind virtual avatars specifically because we don't want to be seen looking like slobs after a long day at a real job or taking the day off from one.
Robust User said:
What an insufferable fucker.

"it's DOOM." Yeah, no shit. It's a first-person shooter, and DOOM being the second of FPS ever, it's going to be a lot like it. DOOM never had dual-wielding weapons, or throwing weapons however, but "It's DOOM."

And then "I like the music but everyone is going to get claimed". WHO GIVES A FUCK!? Not everyone is trying to make a cent with their streams you couch-locked lard ass.

He doesn't even pay attention enough to know the name of the game, yet claims it's interesting enough to download the demo. Fuck you. Get a job DSP>
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Metal Hellsinger has a generic as fuck sounding name for a unique concept and I think he only cares about it because it reminds him of how much money Eternal made him. If he were really into boomer shooters he'd play something like Forgive Me Father.

I really don't think he understands the point of react content. Most people who watch award shows or trailer showcases like we saw here today usually have something interesting to say or are at the very least interested in gaming enough that they know what's happening on the screen to some extent. Even if you don't know much about Warframe you can get excited for the people that do and maybe look up exactly WHAT the Duviri Paradox is and why people might like it instead of sitting there mouth agape like a fucking fish.

Even more nonsensical is his "recap" video where he uses his 'copious notes' to literally describe the trailer like he's telling this shit to a blind man. Who is this for? Who watches this shit except to make fun of him? I'm sure not even his ACTUALLY BLIND FAN gives a shit about his 'post show reaction breakdown' or whatever the fuck.
 
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Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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Holy shit Kat really did balloon the fuck up, she was getting pudgy before but now if ya showed this some rando they might not even know that's woman sitting next to Dave.

Surprised to see Dave driving, thought he'd leave that to Kat since his back will implode if he drives on the highway apparently.

What's the timestamp on this picture?
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Holy shit Kat really did balloon the fuck up, she was getting pudgy before but now if ya showed this some rando they might not even know that's woman sitting next to Dave.

Surprised to see Dave driving, thought he'd leave that to Kat since his back will implode if he drives on the highway apparently.

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5pm on 04/21/2021
If you check the bank leaks, he had a $28 purchase at Fred Meyer that day.
 
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
Can anyone verify whether this is shopped?
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I'm sure someone can run it through some algorithm to tell, but if it is shopped it would have to be a pretty good job. I'm not seeing any obvious break when pixel peeping

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Supposing it was shopped though, unless someone posts some breakdown here, the only way Dave can prove that it isn't is showing us a recent picture of Kat.
 
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