DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
In response to someone mentioning that someone will post the pic of his day out on Reddit, DSP just claimed all the views he got from Reddit gave him hundreds of dollars in ads money-- Ahbviously, the lunacy of that needs no comment but the depths of the desperation he's needing to dig to in order to save his ego on this matter is interesting.

...I hope he doesn't further viral fame...
 
I'm sure we've all seen acquaintances or friends who put on the pounds during COVID with quarantine, and that was just a year. Imagine what 3 years of that & eating delivery constantly will do to you.
I thought back to that time someone asked Dave about Khet and he said something about how she had a "really hot body" and he was clearly uncomfortable, the rocking was off the charts because he knew it was the biggest lie that he ever let slip from his Doordash hole.
 
Been a bit since I checked in on the farm’s second favorite pigman
But holy shit I don’t know what’s more surprising
The fact that the people giving him money haven’t run out of money
Or that he’s still somehow kicking by this point you’d think that his lifestyle would come back to haunt him but hey
This dude’s high luck will never seize to amaze
 
Looks like her nose. Vacant eyes, enormous jaw and natural frown submerged in fat. As mentioned earlier, make-up, even shitty heavily made-up eyes, can make a vast difference. Take a quick gander through the Tess Holliday thread if you want to see how dramatically it alters a fat face.

Damn. I mean, that's not a surprising outcome for a life with Phil, potatoes and benzos. Just startling to see because there are so few images of her.
 
Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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A '17 dark blue Corolla... which is something Phil owns.
Also regarding Khet getting fhet, keep in mind that during every feeding with the pig Khet also orders for herself and she orders significantly more than Phail does. Plus during one of them I remember him saying that she also ate his leftovers. No wonder she's quickly reaching the point where she'll gain her own gravity and rocks will start hovering and rotating around her.
 
Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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Oh mate called it. Not a shock that the DSP Door Dash diet fucks you up.
Good luck to the lads that wish they would divorce, who the fuck would want her. I mean fuck me yeah, you can have low standards but she is bloody fat and she was with DSP.
 
The out of control grocery bills and door dash bills make more sense now. The martial arrangement must be Phil gets to binge on sweaty jpegs and Khet gets to binge on robust gourmet food delivery. I can see now why eating at a restaurant for his day off every single week is non-negotiable and must be funded by his dents. It must be terrifying to tell that sow there won't be any restaurant food and she'll have to have a turkey sandwich instead.
 
I'm more surprised that Phil is still willing to drive than that Kat has gained weight.
Not sure if this was a joke or legit (or both) but it honestly echoed my sentiments exactly.

Even suspecting Khet packed on the pounds though, oof. She's so unrecognizable that if it was anyone but Phil, I'd autistically insist that was someone else. Even knowing Phil's hermit status, my first thought until I saw the date was this had to be an old picture where Phil was driving someone else, but the car/outfit info line up. It also seems way more likely that it's Khet versus Phil having a secret friend or family member over we didn't know about.

Still, DSP driving is really weird to see. I was convinced Khet had to chauffeur him around everywhere they couldn't Doordash.
 
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