Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

I totally agree. I remember when Project Harpoon did those photoshops of her and realised that's probably the only time I'd see what a regular Tess would look like. I know she'll never lose weight, I can't wait to see how big she ends up.

A reminder for those new to her nonsense:

Spoiler: Side note

Holy crap. They totally called Rebel Wilson, though. Look at this.
Project Harpoon - 2015


Rebel Wilson irl - 2022

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

reminder for those new to her nonsense

300 lbs y’all
She still claims to be 300 lbs.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

I am not an expert at guessing weights but I suspect she has passed 500 pounds.
She has so much fat everywhere.
Her arms must weigh 100 pounds each.

I found another Project Harpoon of the Loch Tess Munster

https://storage.googleapis.com/www-paredro-com/uploads/2015/08/PROJECT-HARPOON-04.jpg

I suspect there wasn't any more photo shop on the skinny pic than the "real" one

 

[Snack Cracker]

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A reminder for those new to her nonsense:
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Spoiler: Side note

Holy crap. They totally called Rebel Wilson, though. Look at this.
Project Harpoon - 2015
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Rebel Wilson irl - 2022
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Now look at that, Tess might have had a successful modeling career if she was normal-human sized and a good person.

I know those are old pictures they used but it’s kind of striking.
Bad decisions led her to the body and career she has today because her face (at a normal weight) really isn’t bad.

 

[NoReturn]

Now look at that, Tess might have had a successful modeling career if she was normal-human sized and a good person.

I know those are old pictures they used but it’s kind of striking.
Bad decisions led her to the body and career she has today because her face (at a normal weight) really isn’t bad.

She's still too short, though, for the type of model she wanted to be.
At best, she could have been a "lifestyle" model, or whatever the fuck you call it. Those people you see in middle-class ads, commercials, etc. Stuff meant to be accessible and relatable to the masses.
Tess didn't want that. Tess didn't want to be "Laughing Target model #3" she wanted to be high-fashion, luxury lifestyle, tv-shows-and-glamor Tessy.

 

[Snack Cracker]

She's still too short, though, for the type of model she wanted to be.
At best, she could have been a "lifestyle" model, or whatever the fuck you call it. Those people you see in middle-class ads, commercials, etc. Stuff meant to be accessible and relatable to the masses.
Tess didn't want that. Tess didn't want to be "Laughing Target model #3" she wanted to be high-fashion, luxury lifestyle, tv-shows-and-glamor Tessy.

Skinny Tess would look great in a Kohl’s ad but not *sexy high fashion*.

 

[multiverse]

I know those are old pictures they used but it’s kind of striking

It's funny now how comparatively small she looks in those Torrid shoot photos... when, at the time, they were shocking to us because she was so much larger in them compared to her self done shoots.

Torrid took her on for a 2014 real bodies campaign where they promised not to alter her body size for the ad. Tess was having herself done up in post with an hourglass waist and her skin smoothed up, to suit her claims of being a 220 pound size 22 model. So when Torrid released photos of her in size 28 clothes and with no shoop, it was the fist time the public saw Tess in all her real life glory. So she told everyone they lied about her wearing size 28, and she never booked them again.

Now, size 28 and 280 pounds looks positively svelte in comparison to her present day body. She's put on a minimum 200 pounds since then, which should put her around 480 pounds and sized out of most standard plus sized clothes.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Encyclopedia Dramatica has some un-shooped versions of pics she has shared.
The differences are striking.
Obviously you don't get an ass that big without some serious hail damage but what surprised me is how messed up the skin on her face is.
You would think a supawaddle like Tess would take care of her face.
For a while that was all she had going for her, a face that wasn't as disfigured as the rest of her body.
Now her face is fat and falling apart just like the rest of her.

Here's the link if anyone would like to throw up and or feel better about their looks:

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Tess_Holliday

 

[NoReturn]

Encyclopedia Dramatica has some un-shooped versions of pics she has shared.
The differences are striking.
Obviously you don't get an ass that big without some serious hail damage but what surprised me is how messed up the skin on her face is.
You would think a supawaddle like Tess would take care of her face.
For a while that was all she had going for her, a face that wasn't as disfigured as the rest of her body.
Now her face is fat and falling apart just like the rest of her.

Here's the link if anyone would like to throw up and or feel better about their looks:

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Tess_Holliday

 

[Cheesegirl78]

"She was also a complete cunt to the non-white models"...I want to know more about this.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

"She was also a complete cunt to the non-white models"...I want to know more about this.

I suspect she was also cunt like to whites.
Maybe she amped up the cuntitude to the others.
That is so funny considering now she pays POCs to hang hang out with her.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[NoReturn]

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Video 1: "Is than a tranacure?"
Video 4: "Yep"

 

[Gramlol]

My reasoning, logical or not, is that unlike the rest of the bed-bound hambeasts, Tess does push herself to go out and about, visit this, attend that. Whilst ordinarily that would be good for a fat person, I reckon Tess is pushing her cardiovascular system beyond breaking point quicker than her sedentary peers; because she is so heavy and must be gorging more food than we can imagine if she still is gaining weight despite a more active lifestyle than say Chantal or Nikocado.

It’s an outside shot son, I’m not saying she’s the overwhelming favourite - just my tip for the title.

She drives everywhere. It's not like she gets to the shops, school pick up, post office etc by walking, like many people do in other parts of the world. Cali is dominated by roads.
Her out and about is her plopping herself down in her car, then walking to a restaurant or bar seat or hotel, then back again. America is better suited to cars than people

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Considering she drives while filming and probably while high that should increase her odds of dying in a car wreck.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I thought she had one of her POC BFF's holding her chin for a second, which would be weird. Praise Beetus it's just skin discoloration from being so happy as a fat person.
No pun intended, she's such a huge bitch in that clip. Plus, she's frequently banging on about struggling with her mentulz, but now the best comeback she's got is “my happiness is real, and yours won't last because it's actually just fat hate, not personal health”.
No-one gets to the absolutely massive size she is without some major problems, either physical or mental/emotional. I mean that both ways too, as in, got fat because of X problem, then has X problem/s because fat.
Or maybe I'm talking rubbish, and Tess isn't fat, it's excess joy.

 

[Gramlol]

My reasoning, logical or not, is that unlike the rest of the bed-bound hambeasts, Tess does push herself to go out and about, visit this, attend that. Whilst ordinarily that would be good for a fat person, I reckon Tess is pushing her cardiovascular system beyond breaking point quicker than her sedentary peers; because she is so heavy and must be gorging more food than we can imagine if she still is gaining weight despite a more active lifestyle than say Chantal or Nikocado.

It’s an outside shot son, I’m not saying she’s the overwhelming favourite - just my tip for the title.

She drives everywhere. It's not like she gets to the shops, school pick up, post office etc by walking, like many people do in other parts of the world. Cali is dominated by roads.
Her out and about is her plopping herself down in her car, then walking to a restaurant or bar seat or hotel, then back again. America is better suited to cars than people

I thought she had one of her POC BFF's holding her chin for a second, which would be weird. Praise Beetus it's just skin discoloration from being so happy as a fat person.
No pun intended, she's such a huge bitch in that clip. Plus, she's frequently banging on about struggling with her mentulz, but now the best comeback she's got is “my happiness is real, and yours won't last because it's actually just fat hate, not personal health”.
No-one gets to the absolutely massive size she is without some major problems, either physical or mental/emotional. I mean that both ways too, as in, got fat because of X problem, then has X problem/s because fat.
Or maybe I'm talking rubbish, and Tess isn't fat, it's excess joy.

Honestly though, what exactly are her mental issues that have led her to that size?
Thwarted narcissism, paired with a sugar addiction?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She drives everywhere. It's not like she gets to the shops, school pick up, post office etc by walking, like many people do in other parts of the world. Cali is dominated by roads.
Her out and about is her plopping herself down in her car, then walking to a restaurant or bar seat or hotel, then back again. America is better suited to cars than people

Honestly though, what exactly are her mental issues that have led her to that size?
Thwarted narcissism, paired with a sugar addiction?

Didn't she see her mother getting shot? That would fuck a kid up.