E3 (but not really) 2022

[ToroidalBoat]

What the fuck was that?

Clown World distilled into a single image?

 

[Miller]

Did the Devolver chick hit a fucking wall, or was I simply blind and now can see after finding God again?

She's a dyke IRL. She probably became vegan or some shit like that.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I hope we get a release date for Bomb Rush Cyberfunk on Switch.

 

[ChefKiss]

"Indie developers" with billion dollar publishers and financial backing from chinese and saudi investors.
The concept of indie was ruined by faggots like Tim Schafer moving in on it

 

[blablabla]

devolver digital are a bunch of faggots and the only good thing that they haver ever done is publish hotline miami and ruiner

 

[Chris Redfield]

Putting this here because it was advertised during summer games - I downloaded that Saints Row character creator...there is no gender option. Just sliders. My attempt at making my normal male gigachad character has him looking like a VERY manly woman.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Putting this here because it was advertised during summer games - I downloaded that Saints Row character creator...there is no gender option. Just sliders. My attempt at making my normal male gigachad character has him looking like a VERY manly woman.

That's what you get for being born with a dick, shitlord! PAAAAA-TREEEEE-ARCHEEEEEE!

 

[blablabla]

jokes on your for playing that shit

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I just want videogames, man. I just want my simple consumerist show where I can sperg and talk shit about upcoming games, I seriously don't care about this story shit...

I think that might be another reason why Nintendo is frequently cited as having “saved E3.” They typically keep the behind the scenes narratives and sketches to a minimum (there are some exceptions) and just show a bunch of trailers.

 

[whatever I feel like]

"Indie developers" with billion dollar publishers and financial backing from chinese and saudi investors.
The concept of indie was ruined by faggots like Tim Schafer moving in on it

The concept of "publishers" of online download titles is bullshit anyway.

 

[Haramburger]

devolver digital are a bunch of faggots and the only good thing that they haver ever done is publish hotline miami and ruiner

I'd say 95% of their current library on Steam are certified bangers; they were taking on Blizzard's trajectory with way more software, but I think they've taken on a little too much of Blizzard's trajectory and are now making some dumbfuck decisions with their success. I still have a big backlog of their games to go though, so I come out ahead eventually.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That was all extremely mediocre, at best there were things I'd maybe be interested in trying a demo of like the Dead Space thing. Nintendo can't do worse than that (probably).

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

The only good thing about this E3 is the fact that retards are spending upwards of 800 dollars to get these consoles and all they have to look forward to are apparently indie games that can be played on the Switch and stuff they already played on PS3. At least I can laugh at that.

I’ll readily admit that most of the reason I got a PS5 is that my PS4 was from around when the console launched, and it’s started making some odd sounds when it runs - fucking thing sounds like it’s dying half the time.

Least they made it so 99.8% of the PS4 library’ll work on the PS5. Meanwhile my Gamecube is still chugging - I miss when shit was built to last…

Yup. Can't really be edgy if you're not actually challenging any cultural norms. At least mock trannies for a couple of seconds, it ain't hard.

I just want to go back to the good ol’ days, when it was acceptable to be a sociopath on the internet. I miss the levels of shittalk I’d get from 12 year olds who just learned what racial slurs are.

 

[WULULULULU]

Decided to sleep since I needed to catch up in my schedule. Watching the past stream right now and its as horrifying as I expected.
- Games-as-a-service faggotry
- Chink faggotry
- Black faggotry
- Indieshit faggotry
- Streaming faggotry
- Movies/Capeshit faggotry
I hate it. I have not lost so much faith in an industry so much ever since the fuckfest known as Darkest Dungeon II.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Just an absolute shitshow of horiffic content that absolutely no one would want to play except retards and troons.

Thank fuck Live Alive and Xenoblade 3 come out next month.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

I'd be more interested in a new Flashback game if it wasn't Microids. With how bad the XIII remake was, I doubt this will be any better. They already managed to fuck up the game with the title, since Flashback already had a sequel (Fade to Black).

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

 

[Cod of War]

 

[IrishGuy088]

So that Nintendo show is on the 14th then? This coming Tuesday?

So we'll get the new Mario Kart tracks... that day? Or probably that week at least. Maybe. So that's cool. Just five days away... five days.

I don't hate the Dorito Pope. From what I understand he is the driving force behind doing this show and I appreciate that. Shame that everyone that shows up to it is a hack or pushing an agenda or is an agenda-driven hack. Remember when Reggie used to show up and he and Geoff would play video games against each other on the big screen? I liked that. Video games are cool.

Five days...

 

[Xenomorph]

this looks fun as fuck