E3 (but not really) 2022

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>Inb4 Nintendo sues for 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ for copyright infringement
 
Krokodil Konsumer said:
I just want videogames, man. I just want my simple consumerist show where I can sperg and talk shit about upcoming games, I seriously don't care about this story shit...
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What do you mean you don't like unfunny skits that drag out a show, you're just uncultured to not enjoy modern "avant garde" art.
 
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You know what I miss?

When gaming magazines would come with a DVD that just had all the trailers for games. Back when trailers actually showed early gameplay instead of pre rendered shit and a bunch of skits.

I never knew what I had in 2003.
 
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The only good thing about this E3 is the fact that retards are spending upwards of 800 dollars to get these consoles and all they have to look forward to are apparently indie games that can be played on the Switch and stuff they already played on PS3. At least I can laugh at that.
 
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This show has just proven to me that AAA games are somehow better than 90% of indies nowadays, and that's sad when you remember indies during the Xbox Arcade days. I am legit interested in COD MW2 and Darktide and slightly interested in Flashback 2. the only indie game I have interest in is the TMNT beat em up.
 
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Resunoit said:
I don’t know who actually finds them saying fuck and shit every 5 seconds funny. Just say nigger and faggot, that’s actually funny.
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Yup. Can't really be edgy if you're not actually challenging any cultural norms. At least mock trannies for a couple of seconds, it ain't hard.

ProblematicUser420 said:
The only good thing about this E3 is the fact that retards are spending upwards of 800 dollars to get these consoles and all they have to look forward to are apparently indie games that can be played on the Switch. At least I can laugh at that.
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@Marissa Moira's cope over the absolute state of the PS5 is gonna get explosive
 
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