Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

[Oxyjen]

Incredible scenes. Thank you for your service Sirs and Ma’ams

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

When arguing with real women, Fanny has the mental upper hand at all times. Because no matter how hard he may be getting owned, at any time he could simply choose to crush her underneath that monster foot of his.

 

[0 0]

How did you find him? I think it's hilarious that he whines about how he can't post selfies but yet you creepy bastards found him anyway

It's best not to share how.

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's best not to share how.

Damnit. I want to learn, but i get it

 

[stupid frog]

Damnit. I want to learn, but i get it

Sounds like someone needs to go to the furry forum for dox training!

 

[Aramis]

I'm slightly terrified at the idea of a Kiwi farms detective agency.

The Stinkertons. They always get their man.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Will he nuke his Twitter again? Will he lean into it like Keffals and pretend to not care (for at least a few moments)?

I am so excited for all these recent cow developments we've gotten! It's gonna be a grand summer

 

[lfaw]

Damnit. I want to learn, but i get it

To be fair, half of his posts on the account were "Damn, it sucks having to be anonymous because of the kiwifarms chuds. I can't post selfies or else they'll find out who I am".

 

[Bob_]

So Landon went from having a working anus and penis, to having a wretched spider mouth between his legs and a bag of shit on his belt.

Truly magnificent life choices there buddy. We are all so proud of this beautiful, real and honest woman.

Edit: thanks so much for the KF detective squad digging up that sweet tyranny dirt. Please don't ever use your skills for evil!

 

[Grift Garrison]

Absolute fucking legends. Every few days I have a horrifying flashback of the farting lobster claw and wonder how Fanny is doing. Glad we got an update.

 

[Piss Bear]

To be fair, half of his posts on the account were "Damn, it sucks having to be anonymous because of the kiwifarms chuds. I can't post selfies or else they'll find out who I am".

I do believe the Landon Hiscock fire is pewtering out. He is wiser than most lolcows and decided to keep his presence low and hard to find after he was doxed. And his posts are relatively mundane on this new account.

His account is still live as I post this, but he hasn’t posted anything recently.
Link to those who wanna keep an eye on it.
Twitter

 

[s0mbra]

Thank you for your service, gentlemen. So we've got confirmation he's gone full bag-shitter. That'll be in place 3-6 months for starts. Enjoy your summer, Fanny!

He's bikini body ready now that that nasty old bulge is gone, huh?

Fuck I actually did a happy wiggle in my seat when I saw he's back

Sounds like someone needs to go to the furry forum for dox training!

For your own sanity, DON'T

I do believe the Landon Hiscock fire is pewtering out. He is wiser than most lolcows and decided to keep his presence low and hard to find after he was doxed. And his posts are relatively mundane on this new account.

His account is still live as I post this, but he hasn’t posted anything recently.
Link to those who wanna keep an eye on it.
Twitter

Tbh reading his tweets and even his bio aren't all that subtle. "Dis my new anonymoose account" is already sus af

 

[MetalParakeet]

To be fair, half of his posts on the account were "Damn, it sucks having to be anonymous because of the kiwifarms chuds. I can't post selfies or else they'll find out who I am".

True bur I've seen those dramatic posts from people who have had a single mention on a community friend. They love the drama

 

[Old Fart]

It's best not to share how.

Pity, I wanted to learn the secret handshake and the induction rites.

 

[Bob_]

Pity, I wanted to learn the secret handshake and the induction rites.

Are you sure you want to kiss the amhole? There's no going back...

 

[Postal_Rat]

Are you sure you want to kiss the amhole? There's no going back...

Bruh I am going to hope this is a secret test of character otherwise the price is too high to possibly be considered

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Bruh I am going to hope this is a secret test of character otherwise the price is too high to possibly be considered

Don’t worry, it’s not bad. The night after your first dox you’ll be woken up by a mysterious man who will greet you with the words, “You sleep rather soundly for a transphobic chud,” and give you the location of the secret Kiwifarms sanctuary in the Balkans.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Don’t worry, it’s not bad. The night after your first dox you’ll be woken up by a mysterious man who will greet you with the words, “You sleep rather soundly for a transphobic chud,” and give you the location of the secret Kiwifarms sanctuary in the Balkans.

I like the first part of this quest line but the part where I get tricked into doxxing all the Jannies is kind of disappointing

 

[Oxyjen]

Don’t worry, it’s not bad. The night after your first dox you’ll be woken up by a mysterious man who will greet you with the words, “You sleep rather soundly for a transphobic chud,” and give you the location of the secret Kiwifarms sanctuary in the Balkans.

The kiwifarms sanctuary, yesterday:

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

The kiwifarms sanctuary, yesterday:
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Where's the feeding chamber and dilation station?