Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[beanbag in a hurry]

I am presently in Dublin, Ireland, for the weekend. [small PL]. This remind me of what would Amber do if she won a trip to Ireland. Would she even know where Ireland is? Does she know what the Book of Kells is? If asked, she would probably tell us that she read it and “It shooked her to the core”. One thing I noticed, that while there are obese people in Dublin like in most western countries, someone of Amber’s girth is never seen. She could not walk in ballet slippers on cobblestones and uneven stairs, most stores do not have mobility scooters, and most interesting things are historical in nature. What would she do? She would sit in her hotel room ordering food till she left the country, having seen absolutely nothing. Every trip destinations would be the same, Bora Bora, Greece, etc. Amber has no interest in travelling, I hope Jade does not expect to do a lot of it with her “gf”.

Spoiler

Hey, have fun and stay out of Temple Bar!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I am presently in Dublin, Ireland, for the weekend. [small PL]. This remind me of what would Amber do if she won a trip to Ireland.

Not go.

Would she even know where Ireland is? Does she know what the Book of Kells is? If asked, she would probably tell us that she read it and “It shooked her to the core”.

She couldn't pick out gigantic Russia. No way she knows where Ireland is. The closest thing to Ireland she knows is Lucky Charms.

One thing I noticed, that while there are obese people in Dublin like in most western countries, someone of Amber’s girth is never seen. She could not walk in ballet slippers on cobblestones and uneven stairs,

Hey, she has a heelspur, haydur! And she has burs-a-tie-tis! Skinny people can't walk on cobblestones or uneven streets, too!

most stores do not have mobility scooters, and most interesting things are historical in nature. What would she do? She would sit in her hotel room ordering food till she left the country, having seen absolutely nothing. Every trip destinations would be the same, Bora Bora, Greece, etc. Amber has no interest in travelling, I hope Jade does not expect to do a lot of it with her “gf”.

She wouldn't be ordering the local food, for sure. Whatever fast food franchised place was nearby would be her trough of choice during her stay.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[dfranki723]

Let's humour the whale for a second. Okay, you can have sex, it would still be a repulsive effort that only a degenerate would brag about.

They are both heavy (obviously Hambo being 600lbs is the bigger issue, heh) and one of them refuses to keep her body clean. So we are meant to believe their ''sexy'' times are super hot and last all night?

Fatty would be struggling to breath after two minutes, the stench would be radiating in every direction eventually filling the apartment and whatever they were having their SESSIONS on would be soaked with the beefy juices of two absolute troglodytes.

If only we could all have a sex life as marvellous as the one she makes up in her head.

 

[M.T. Graves]

That 5 hour sex session was the time she got a dildo stuck in one of her folds and found it when she dropped some Cheetos down her shirt.

 

[WasabiPasta]

The gorl that has yet to conquer the everest 1 mile walk, has sex for hours. Guise she has the sexy sex all the sex o'clock , you all fatphobic.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

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this isnt the flex she thinks it is lmao. because that could entail many things. and we all know there is no way she had sexual interactions for FIVE hours at that size or even close to that size. most of that session even IF true was probably gf getting her set up for sex. which includes getting amber in the perfect pillow princess position. giving the rolls and coochie a bath beforehand because theres no way they would go down otherwise. taking breaks because hambers hungry or wipeys exhausted from pleasing the beast. and so much more i wish to not imagine... maybe if wipey was smart she got a 10" labeled dildo so she could avoid the odor zone because even bathing wont save her from the smell of rot. and none of that time was giving wipey her turn because shes too fat and lazy. but yes tell us more about how CRAZY ur sex life is..

 

[marjoram]

Oh FFS

She's had "sex" with Mr. Wipey exactly as many times as she had with Thumb.

Unless FatAl defines sex as sitting up in bed having Snickers shoved in her maw it ain't happening.

'Tho I could see the five hour snickers thing....

 

[TC-P]

Ewww kill me I went down the rabit hole thinking what ALR would think is sex for five hours. Not even sure super fit people would be able to do it for five hours straight. If she means laying next to each other and having the odd touching than yes. But there is no way she would be able to keep her legs open for five minutes much less five hours. Seriously kill me for thinking about this. Damn you internet.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Not even sure super fit people would be able to do it for five hours straight.

Anyone who has ever had sex EVER knows that ofcourse not.
She's just being a shitty troll again, disregard all of that.

 

[Xenomorph]

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She thinks eating pussy is eating Kit Kats in bed.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh look Obese2Beast is out of content again. Fuck off and leave the sow alone and stop necroing content giving her unwarranted attention. I fucking hate these low-grade pussies coming in getting everything wrong and providing no context and all it does is give Amber a 10k boost for 5 days delaying the inevitable. It's like they want to try and initiate the member berries but no one really looks at Amber with nostalgia. It's just free content and honestly, it makes them look so thirsty for money.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

LMAO! 5 hours. Sure, just like you had sex with Becky 10 times a week or whatever you claimed.

This bitch is as ignorant about sex as Chantal “squirter” Sarault.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I feel like despite being super fat, the people in the porn she mentions are STILL in better shape than her.
Not checking though. All I know is everyone is in better shape than her. Even you.

 

[Red Mask]

The mental images...why did I check this board now? To have sex with Amber, one would need a ten foot pole and a gas mask.

 

[8008135]

The mental images...why did I check this board now? To have sex with Amber, one would need a ten foot pole and a gas mask.

And disinfectant. So, so much disinfectant... before, during, and afterwards.

 

[Insulin reid]

Let's humour the whale for a second.

I love where this going.

Fatty would be struggling to breath after two minutes, the stench would be radiating in every direction eventually filling the apartment and whatever they were having their SESSIONS on would be soaked with the beefy juices of two absolute troglodytes.

Thats what all the candles and the soy melts are for.

LMAO! 5 hours. Sure, just like you had sex with Becky 10 times a week or whatever you claimed.

She keeps lying and is always surprised fucking Pikachu face when nobody believes her about shit. She seems genuinely confused and its baffling.

 

[Acceptable]

Lesbians already have the stereotype of rarely having sex. Add on morbid obesity and i would believe they are in a completely sexless relationship.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Lesbians already have the stereotype of rarely having sex. Add on morbid obesity and i would believe they are in a completely sexless relationship.

McFat is totally a sexy creature. She has 5 hour orgies on the regular. Only problem being, it's not with another hooman bean. It's with food. Foodgasms take the place of orgasms in McFat's world.

Shhooooooo Gooooood!

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

BAYYYYBBBEEE HURRY UP ALREADYYYYY MY SEX DRIVE IS SOOO CRAZYYYY