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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Who names their kids 'Ivory'?
A black kid no less

Unless they're hitting it with a rocket launcher, just shooting a propane tank with bullets ain't gonna cause an explosion
If that's a 500 gallon propane tank at about 80% capacity then that's still nearly $1000 of propane + repairs plus inconvenience. It would just be a low cost, low effort way to fuck with them. Also, from a non gun dude, would a tracer ignite it?
 
edit so as not to double post. I found a deviant art character name Ivory Jelani that is a short haired young black girl. It's created by a 15 year old Indian girl whose family moved to the US and is posting pride stuff.
https://www.deviantart.com/princessofindia12/art/Ivory-Jelani-Character-Profile-879824987 possibly nothing of course but the gofundme could be esl and the character could reasonably be thought to look like the photo etc.
I think there’s a 50/50 chance that Penny is the one who got scammed here. That would be hilarious.
 
New grocery haul filled with basic necessities like; pastries, hawaiian punch, seaweed cake, cheese cracker, frozen pizza, ramen cups and sparkling water
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I cannot find the source for this GFM campaign. If you do a twitter search for this GFM, Penny is the only person who has tweeted about it. Where are the people responsible for setting it up?
This is the source as far as I can tell: (archive as it was deleted)(currently active version)(account)
It's weird that Penny didn't retweet it but if you look at the account you just come away with more questions. Number 1:
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Why is this account created in 2010 nothing but retweets? The search is actually bugged because it did tweet once, for the first time ever, on may 19th 2022.
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The astute among you will have noticed a market candle plot above that, which seems odd for an account focused on troonery. It proceeded to retweet a bunch of shitcoin promotional accounts for a while, before switching to retweeting generic inspirational quotes and black stuff.
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When it switched focus, the retweets came in a pattern of ascending dates, from october 2021 and counting upward to present, which is a strange move if it's a human but a smart one for a bot trying to invent a history of activity where none exists.

At this point it appears obvious to me that Penny either fell for a fake GoFundMe or bought one off fiver. The link has a few retweets, it's plausible the could have spotted it in the wild.
 
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Yeah it's scenes from "My Name is Earl". I had the idea for a fake trailer but I couldn't figure out how to make it work because deepfaking is too much effort and just motion tracking a photoshopped face onto a body would look stupid. Then I remembered the "die very rough" edit of Sam Hyde driving the truck and the concept of stitching together driving scenes to make it feel coherent suddenly popped into my head, so I went ahead and added Sam Hyde too because there's also footage of him shooting guns.

If the Nazi militia was a credible threat, they'd just have taken shots at the propane tank sitting outside.
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I really liked how you used bits of that 2016 Hilary ad with the bad white man chasing brown kids down in his big bad truck.
 
Yeah it's scenes from "My Name is Earl". I had the idea for a fake trailer but I couldn't figure out how to make it work because deepfaking is too much effort and just motion tracking a photoshopped face onto a body would look stupid. Then I remembered the "die very rough" edit of Sam Hyde driving the truck and the concept of stitching together driving scenes to make it feel coherent suddenly popped into my head, so I went ahead and added Sam Hyde too because there's also footage of him shooting guns.

If the Nazi militia was a credible threat, they'd just have taken shots at the propane tank sitting outside.
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Rate me late but I think this is the first time I've seen the house from the outside. It's way smaller than I thought.

The smell inside must be incredible
 
EVERYONE READY FOR THE SEASON FINALE?
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PRAISE JESUS!
- Absolutely fucking horrible vehicle discipline. Those are unarmored civie vehicles but you are crammed in there like sardines and that makes everyone a low motion target. You only get people density like that when your transpo has armored escort.
Lmao even a crackhead rapper in the east-west feud era could just light up a vehicle full of tards like that even while holding his gat sideways like a retard.
 
If that's a 500 gallon propane tank at about 80% capacity then that's still nearly $1000 of propane + repairs plus inconvenience. It would just be a low cost, low effort way to fuck with them. Also, from a non gun dude, would a tracer ignite it?
The tracers have a very high chance of flying through the gas without setting it on fire. The reliable way of igniting them is starting a fire first and then shooting the tank to puncture it.
 
The tracers have a very high chance of flying through the gas without setting it on fire. The reliable way of igniting them is starting a fire first and then shooting the tank to puncture it.
Just set a spark, the abhorrent amhole gasses concentrated in that area will ignite on their own.
 
Also, from a non gun dude, would a tracer ignite it?
From what I remember from High School chemistry (specifically, stoichiometry), not likely. The mere fire triangle (oxygen, heat, and fuel/oxydizing agent) isn't enough by itself if you want fire or, in this case, an explosion; the ratio between the oxygen and the fuel hast to be within a certain range for the desired effect. In this case, it's something in the vicinity of 24:1, by volume, of an air/propane mixture. The best bet is, as pointed out, to start a fire nearby, puncture the tank, and let nature take its course until the mix is just right.

In Dwarf Fortress, of course.
 
From what I remember from High School chemistry (specifically, stoichiometry), not likely. The mere fire triangle (oxygen, heat, and fuel/oxydizing agent) isn't enough by itself if you want fire or, in this case, an explosion; the ratio between the oxygen and the fuel hast to be within a certain range for the desired effect. In this case, it's something in the vicinity of 24:1, by volume, of an air/propane mixture. The best bet is, as pointed out, to start a fire nearby, puncture the tank, and let nature take its course until the mix is just right.

In Dwarf Fortress, of course.
Right. And the contents of the tank are liquid. If you manage to puncture a propane tank, it will spray out under pressure, and form vapor. Igniting it would need a flame or decent hot spark, just like gasoline., and then you might get a bit of a flame front type blast and the jet of propane will now be a flamethrower. But if the tank gets hot enough before it runs out it can be pretty spectacular.

In the game Left For Dead 2 I mean.
 
This is the source as far as I can tell: https://twitter.com/beingAqueerMom/status/1534292145049325568
It's weird that Penny didn't retweet it but if you look at the account you just come away with more questions. Number 1:
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Why is this account created in 2010 nothing but retweets? The search is actually bugged because it did tweet once, for the first time ever, on may 19th 2022.
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The astute among you will have noticed a market candle plot above that, which seems odd for an account focused on troonery. It proceeded to retweet a bunch of shitcoin promotional accounts for a while, before switching to retweeting generic inspirational quotes and black stuff.
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When it switched focus, the retweets came in a pattern of ascending dates, from october 2021 and counting upward to present, which is a strange move if it's a human but a smart one for a bot trying to invent a history of activity where none exists.

At this point it appears obvious to me that Penny either fell for a fake GoFundMe or bought one off fiver. The link has a few retweets, it's plausible the could have spotted it in the wild.
Thanks for the detective work! :semperfidelis:
Definitely seems like a bot account that's now trying to cash in. I wonder how common this kind of thing is... From what I've seen in the E-beggars thread, there are a lot of very gullible people on social media who will happily hand over their money to scammers. Wouldn't be surprised if some of those E-beggars are actually just bots, lol.

Still sketchy that Penny somehow found this obscure account and decided to promote it without any critical thinking. I'll be generous and go with "he's a total idiot" for now. But if he keeps promoting it, I think that will be proof that he's actually part of the scam. We'll see what happens. 🤔
 
Class, today we're going to have a refresher course on charitable nonprofits. Our case study will be everyone's favorite nonprofit incorporated in Colorado, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

As we previously learned, this is a separate entity from The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, LLC. Unlike the LLC, the nonprofit corporation has articles that limit it to charitable purposes compliant with Internal Revenue Code section 501(c)(3). Filing the articles is what establishes the entity under Colorado law.

Nonprofit corporations are not automatically tax-exempt, though. Besides being correctly organized, most organizations have to apply to the IRS for a determination that they are exempt. We can tell they have not been determined exempt because they do not appear in the IRS database for tax-exempt organizations (current as of April 13). But, since the incorporation happened in May 2021, the deadline for this is by the end of the 27th month after, which is August 31, 2023. So they need not filed the application yet, or if they did, it's reasonable that they would not have gotten a reply yet as the IRS has been very slow. If you would like a copy of their application for exemption (if any), you can request it in writing and they must provide it. The regulations allow them to avoid having to provide individual copies by posting it on the Internet.

Exempt organizations still have to file a tax return. It's not entirely clear which form they have to file because it depends on how much revenue the organization has—where is their GoFundMe and Patreon revenue going, to the LLC or nonprofit corporation? Donors should probably ask themselves that question. Either way, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch does not appear in the Form 990-N and Form 990 datasets. (Current as of April 18 and April 20, respectively.) If they use the calendar year for their accounting like you'd expect, their return was due on April 15. Still, they might have applied for a six-month extension, or if they use a fiscal year then the return is not due until October 1. Failing to file a return can lead to automatic revocation of exempt status. Like the exemption application, you can request a copy of an exempt organization's last three tax returns in writing and they must provide it to you.

There's more an exempt organization has to do to be legally compliant. Like many organizations, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch solicits donations from the general public. State law requires organizations wishing to solicit charitable donations to register with the Colorado Secretary of State, unless the organization's revenue was less than $25,000. They have not registered (as of June 10). Depending on exactly what their solicitation activity to out-of-state donors is, an organization might be required to register in other states as well. Potential donors might want to review the Secretary of State's Wise Giving Tips, such as "Be wary if the charity fails to provide detailed information about its identity, mission, and finances and how the donation will be used," or "If you believe that you have been solicited by a fraudulent charity, please file a complaint with the Secretary of State or the Attorney General." An unregistered organization that continues to solicit after being notified by the Secretary could be fined $300.

Still, despite such pitfalls, the potential benefits for charities are many. A determination letter opens doors not only to income tax exemption, but sales tax exemption as well. With a bit more work, it could even qualify for property tax exemption. The owners could grant the land to the corporation. Then it could be exempt from property tax if it rented units at low-income-housing rates, or to at least some residents who have a disability, such as a terminal lack of spoons. And the rent would be received by the corporation tax-free, of course. Taking the rent received out of their personal income would also help them qualify for government benifits. Meanwhile, paying residents for work done on the ranch could be a legal way of redistributing charitable income to them, and while being taxable to them, could be structured in a way that maximizes benifits eligibility per person. In law as much as in ranching, careful planning and attention to detail can produce a good harvest.
 
Amazing.

I had trouble playing that video; re-encoded into mp4 below for anyone else with the same problem.
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No doubt chosen for the hipster edge & tranny-approved pedigree from the Matrix soundtrack; of course it's yet another remix from Furious Angels, by Rob Dougan.

The rest of his work is actually good, technically; but has largely been swamped by shitty DJ remixes of Clubbed to Death & Matrix AMVs. Sad.
 
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New grocery haul filled with basic necessities like; pastries, hawaiian punch, seaweed cake, cheese cracker, frozen pizza, ramen cups and sparkling water
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I don't even eat that healthy and that shopping cart makes me want to kms.
you just come away with more questions. Number 1:
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The rubber chicken is a great touch.
When it switched focus, the retweets came in a pattern of ascending dates, from october 2021 and counting upward to present, which is a strange move if it's a human but a smart one for a bot trying to invent a history of activity where none exists.
I wonder if bots and developing country scammers have figured out the trans lgbtquiawtfbbq way of esuccess? Thanks for some good sleuthing.
 
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