Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

[Pappy Striderite]

No gonna lie, the mental image of multiple employees holding down a 40 year old Chris in tard rage is hilarious.

how many 4'11" pinay CNAs does it take to bring down a dough ball that's been on lipotor for half his life?

I don't think talking about the nurse is necessarily wrong as long as the intention isn't to malign her,

reddit will fuck this up and make her suffer.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Make them think the senile old woman is behind it to get the retards charges dropped. Tough play.

It's still debatable as she can used to fake her senility, now not so much....and there's the possibility that she herself threw Chris under the bus.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Well apparently anaphrodisiacs and chemical castration aren't an option in Virginia. Maybe if he was given an antipsychotic with the side effect of lowered libido.

i used to get furious about some "informed consent" clinic giving a rhet'hardt HRT.

now i've decided maybe the clinic very purposefully made the call that the world is better off with chris limp and drive-less.

 

[Hoodie]

imagine the next hearing with Chris in the room, he just shouts that he's Jesus.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

imagine the next hearing with Chris in the room, he just shouts that he's Jesus.

He's Jesus, but the only means of taking people down is sueing them.

 

[A-№1]

HE'S not locked up in there with THEM... THEY'RE in with HIM

…and his smell.

[cough]sing-off[cough]

Trial by fire. Trial by water. Trial by grass. Trial by oil. Trial by wheel.

The law used to be so much fun. Now it's all talk talk talk.

Who will step up and fight for Chris Chan? Who will be His champion?

This is a criminal case, not a civil one. Chris will have to prove his own innocence. The real question is who would be the court's approver to face Chris? Kengle would be an amusing choice.

there's the possibility that she herself threw Chris under the bus.

Barb likely wouldn't have turned on Chris until after she was certain she had an alternative to drive her to sheetz etc. Once Tom and Harriet stepped up to take care of her, Chris was toast.

 

[AnOminous]

Under U.S. copyright law, the following elements should be included in a takedown notice:

The signature of the copyright owner or owner’s agent, in physical or electronic form.
Identification of the: (i) copyrighted work(s) infringed; (ii) the infringing activity; and (iii) the location of the infringing activity (typically by providing the URL).
Contact information of the notice sender, including an email address.
A statement that the notifier has a good faith belief that the material is not authorized by the intellectual property or copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
A statement that the information provided is accurate and the notifier is authorized to make the complaint on behalf of the intellectual property or copyright owner.

"lmao i'm larry from fagforce take that down"

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Barb likely wouldn't have turned on Chris

anyone but chris!
sorry, couldn't resist. please carry on.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

On one hand, it’s better off he not be so blatant in the past letters on the sex with Barb, but lying on the other hand, is not a good look when you are expecting to be released after a year in the clinker.

He should be reflecting on his life, and apologizing for being such a piece of shit.

But he is hopelessly incapable of it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He's Jesus, but the only means of taking people down is sueing them.

Well he was supposed to be Jewish, and Chris is 0.1% Jewish...

 

[weegrumpy]

Can you imagine Chris coming home from prison with a sack full of presents only to kick the front door down and yell, "Barbie, you got some blowing to do".

My adult sons reaction to these statements:
well isn’t THAT true and honest!
welp I’ve raised an absolute alpha lol

"What you've just done is stuck a dick in your mama and killed us!"

you pull it out, or I’m cutting it off!

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

You know what's ironic?
Chris is in jail when a slew of new Sonic and Pokemon stuff is coming out. I wonder if any weens told him about this and how he's probably seething about it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

>He doesn't know about the fig tree and the moneylenders.

Now I'm imagining Jesus flipping the tables in the temple while saying "don't call anybody!"

 

[King Metalia]

No gonna lie, the mental image of multiple employees holding down a 40 year old Chris in tard rage is hilarious.

It's all a conspiracy by the Greene county school board to keep Chris from getting his boyfriend free Barb.

 

[A-№1]

"lmao i'm larry from fagforce take that down"

Wut?

 

[awoo]

>He doesn't know about the fig tree and the moneylenders.

That was a justified rage against the (((moneylenders)))

 

[NaggotFigger]

You know what's ironic?
Chris is in jail when a slew of new Sonic and Pokemon stuff is coming out. I wonder if any weens told him about this and how he's probably seething about it.

It's possible that prisons doesn't allow inmates using phones for anything, so I guess that Chris will never heard about the newest announcement from them. Chris will just shun himself in misery and quietness inside his cell.

 

[NoonmanR]

You know what's ironic?
Chris is in jail when a slew of new Sonic and Pokemon stuff is coming out. I wonder if any weens told him about this and how he's probably seething about it.

Hell, he probably still can't get over the new My Little Pony. He probably seethes in his cell every night knowing he couldn't do anything to stop it.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

You know what's ironic?
Chris is in jail when a slew of new Sonic and Pokemon stuff is coming out. I wonder if any weens told him about this and how he's probably seething about it.

There's also G5 of My Little Pony, but Chris blames that for the Russian invasion of Ukraine. He mentioned that as recently as May 11. Chris feels several more seasons of G4 MLP should be made instead.

Chris's MLP protests are worth reading about. Here's a highlight:

I saw the sign that I was not looking forward to find. A handful of figures of the magic-less unicorn from G5. Needless to say, I was triggered, but I had known what I was to do in this event. I literally snapped my fingers, and these particular figures literally phased out of existence from the store. With that in mind, I opted to check Target as well. I found four figures of the orange G5 pony, and I repeated the process with that bunch of figures. [...] The impact of G5 being aired prematurely will literally do a heavy Metaphysical amount of damage to our very Timeline, here.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

but the only means of taking people down is sueing them

It's funny how "Honor Roll" thinks he's a reincarnation of Christ, yet he knows almost nothing of the universe he thinks he created.