DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If that was true I'd denounce reality and confirm I'm living in the Twilight Zone.

The bank leaks proved he was dropping massive amounts of dough on Door Dash, Curls and Twirls, and whatever with the itune shit. The pigs still didn't leave..

If they left cause Kat was fat I'd donate my left kidney to the black market
I thought it was a possibility at first, but this certainly isn't the first time Phil has seen a period of streams with "low support" and then eventually some whale swoops in and starts carrying the streams.

I suppose you could argue that if some (not all) of the dent heads saw the picture and noticed that his wife has put on a few pounds since the last public appearance and then you have Phil clamouring on that he's really struggling making ends meet and soon he'd be forced to eat a luncheon meat sandwich for dinner, the evidence doesn't really add up. However it's too early to say if any pay pigs have jumped ship, so this impact of the leak remains to be seen.

Stay tuned.
 
Trying my best to move on from FatKat, but it's hard. Sorry lads. Doing my best.

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After coping about the low support stream, he complains that the game cost 70 bucks as if to try to garner sympathy but then immediately admits a fan donated the game.

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Literally wtf, his fucking brain was on auto pilot begging mode there lol. He wanted to use the game price tag to beg so bad
 
Im not sure DSP knows what crossplay means.
Or was he planning to buy both console version so he can run away from trolls again??? In this case, why is he happy for this?

Can someone translate this one from phil to earth english?

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This really doesn’t fucking make sense when you realize SF5 was already cross play between the two systems it was playable on(Sony and PC)

I legit don’t know what he means by this, he hasn’t bought multiple versions of a fighting game since SF4, and that was back when capcom made you buy a new version of the game for a balance update lol
 
Doesn't trust the console to open in a resumed state so he's not going to put the console into rest mode, no instead he is going to leave the console on all night.

Breaking the 4th wall is new to scream.
Mixed bag ...no support and phil has the audacity to bitch about cringe , fuck he sucks and is such unlikable cunt.

Phil stop being such a cunt or get good at games, that's your only options of success.

Lol he's going to say the game corrupted and he's not coming back to it because of that.
I notice he's a bit more inclined to drop a game if he didn't spend money on it, any one else notice this?
Or am I a retard?

So got a 7 dollar night?
Isn't it funny after the day he gets a lot of money the next day he gets less ...really makes you think, but thinking is for morhans and detractors .

Having a good time now means bitching about low support.
Stopped recording and bitched at everyone but he's not complaining.
You deserve the fat cunt of a wife


Edit, so this is the lowest supported game but it's also tied for a game last year for lowest support.....and people are supposed to believe this cock sucker
 
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All the narratives he pushed, as I remember

  • "they didn't tell me and they have to"
  • "they don't have to tell me and I understand that"
  • "the trolls reported me internally to Twitch staff"
  • "the trolls mass reported my streams and Twitch didn't know what to do but remove me"
  • "the trolls made a compilation of things that SOUND like hateful slurs but are not"
  • "I know why they kicked me out but I can't legally tell you"
  • "I know why they kicked me out but I won't tell you to protect my family
  • "they told me why but gave no proof"
Nothing like a guy keeping his story straight
don't forget "they told me why but i can't say because the people who told me will get in trouble"
 
His streams aren't even about playing video games, discussing video games, or discussing anything really. His streams revolve entirely around whether he hit the tips goals or not. That's it.
When you say it like that, it's 100% true. I had to think about this for a second. Trying to remember last nights stream and I honestly couldn't tell what the fuck was going on because he has been such a chore to watch.

Constant bitching or being negative, trying to act like he knew everything despite it being Horror Trope: The Game, doesn't know horror movies much at all, and of course the money beg.

He is just so god damn uninteresting that his stream would have been better if he just had his mic turned off. No one likes having their movie game experienced fucked up because a guy down the front row always wants to have the attention and not shutting the fuck up.

In fact, today he has said the most bizarre shit out of nowhere totally unprompted. What an odd guy. Must have something bothering him.
 
No, you get this instead.
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Much like Burger King, they're doing just fine Phail.
His streams aren't even about playing video games, discussing video games, or discussing anything really. His streams revolve entirely around whether he hit the tips goals or not. That's it.
His not-about-money-streams have always been about money. Now stop trying to derail it and give him money.
 
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