Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Longer read from Boomia on OnAF but worth it. Pat’s forced to “think” about more of his responses instead of pure copy and paste and I think Boomia broke him here a bit. I hope I got them in order I’m using KF on a 1.5 in Nokia screen so if it’s mixed up, sorry, fuck you.

Spoiler: Boomia Texts

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I will never, ever understand Fatrick's need to respond to every random jackass who contacts him. What does he gain from it? I don't think we can ever properly understand. The pig's gotta oink, I guess. Damn.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I will never, ever understand Fatrick's need to respond to every random jackass who contacts him. What does he gain from it? I don't think we can ever properly understand. The pig's gotta oink, I guess. Damn.

He believes that conventional wisdom of simply ignoring and blocking trolls is actually a bad strategy and you have to get the last word to “win” against them.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

He's infant childing now:

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What a fat pedophile.

"Fetus.

Baby fetus.

Who is being petty here?

The people who steal black toddlers away when their mothers aren't looking and turn them into processed meat products while masturbating?

Or the ones who don't have the physical attributes of a developmentally stunted albino Grimace?

Take all the time you need."

 

[Ophelia]

Daaaaaamn. Boomia knocked it out of the park this time. Quite revealing.

Regarding twitter and copyright, Lizzo gave a tweeter co-writing credits on “Truth Hurts” because she got the first line from her tweet. After the tweeter brought attention to it.

 

[Jaimas]

Rest in Pringles, man.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Godspeed you! Pringles Can John! https://youtu.be/mJl7U07c9As

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's infant childing now:

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What a fat pedophile.

Trump should try to win Pat back by promising to build the border wall backwards.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He's infant childing now:

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What a fat pedophile.

"Child. Infant child."
Shit like this will never not be funny. Imagine being someone on the outside, who doesn't know Pat, and this is your first interaction with him. You'd think he was some dumb kid, but nope, he's an obese man in his forties.

 

[Pickle Built]

"Child. Infant child."
Shit like this will never not be funny. Imagine being someone on the outside, who doesn't know Pat, and this is your first interaction with him. You'd think he was some dumb kid, but nope, he's an obese man in his forties.

What even caused him to believe this is the be all end all insult he believes it to be? This is the sorta stuff you say if you're trying to make yourself look like an idiotic dickhead. Did Mama Raven maybe call the other kids at school this in front of Paddyroni?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It’s the kind of insult you use when you go to too many black gospel churches maybe he was sent there to get passed around by niggers?

 

[Ophelia]

What even caused him to believe this is the be all end all insult he believes it to be?

For some reason he thinks it’s the best way to verbally demean someone. He can’t call them fags or pussies because that’s not woke, donchaknow. So his brain goes to “child.”

 

[Pickle Built]

For some reason he thinks it’s the best way to verbally demean someone. He can’t call them fags or pussies because that’s not woke, donchaknow. So his brain goes to “child.”

Wonder what he'd do if someone pointed out that he equates fags with children in that way?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For some reason he thinks it’s the best way to verbally demean someone. He can’t call them fags or pussies because that’s not woke, donchaknow. So his brain goes to “child.”

He also doesn't want to call people faggots because that could get him banned from twitter and god forbid he lose his third biggest addiction (behind beer and pepperoni, of course).

 

[Ophelia]

Wonder what he'd do if someone pointed out that he equates fags with children in that way?

That’s not exactly what I mean. I mean where a normal person might say, “Pipe down, pussy,” Fat says, “Shhh, child.” Can’t get suspended for calling someone a “child.”

 

[Associate Rick]

What even caused him to believe this is the be all end all insult he believes it to be? This is the sorta stuff you say if you're trying to make yourself look like an idiotic dickhead. Did Mama Raven maybe call the other kids at school this in front of Paddyroni?

The way his voice switches from normal to childing in apostlegate 5 comes off like Norman Bates channelling his mother.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

In an alternate world:

The next time Sommerville Dan texts Patrick, Patrick replies "Well well well... back again for my world famous pepperoni recipe I see. You'll never learn my secret ingredient Summerville Banned! Even if you found out, you just don't have the gumption to make it! Here's a hint: the meat may be a bit darker and younger than you're expecting "

If Patrick said anything like that even once, if he could take the joke and roll with the punches for 30 seconds, I think I would stop making fun of him forever.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Someone should call him out for appropriating old black lady language

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

For some reason he thinks it’s the best way to verbally demean someone. He can’t call them fags or pussies because that’s not woke, donchaknow. So his brain goes to “child.”

Perhaps it also has to do with the SFWA being stuffed with pedophiles.

 

[Ophelia]

Perhaps it also has to do with the SFWA being stuffed with pedophiles.

That’s a bit too on the nose.
I mean a normal sized nose, not Pat’s honker.

 

[No Nuts No Glory]

I can't see the word "child" anymore without thinking of this rotund manlet. It's painful at this point but I still get laughs.

It's also really funny how he acts like all the people who message him are just one big hivemind. Get over yourself, child.