DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LieLieFyre]

TheFatRat makes some good music. Hopefully TheFatKat can make something equally good.

 

[Free Jasper]

TheFatRat makes some good music. Hopefully TheFatKat can make something equally good.

Speaking of music I’ve had ‘Smack that’ by Akon stuck in my head for like a day now but with the chorus words replaced by ‘Fat Kat’.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Saw this posted in a DSP "detractor" discord server figured you guys would want to see this.
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There's only one thing that came to mind seeing this

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

It doesn't matter if the picture is Kat nor not. Phil is rattled. If we can have some autists on the ground, taking pictures of Phil on his day off, he will become so scared, that he will never leave the house. He will literally become a full-fledged hermit.

This is a beautiful dream and something worth fighting for.

Autist out.

/Also, could it be his mom (who would also dye her hair black per pigroach custom?)

 

[DerischKeyboard]

Does this pic coincide with Phil getting a "donated" gaming chair? I bet that behemoth bitch broke his lovechair lumbar support when she played the Switch.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It doesn't matter if the picture is Kat nor not. Phil is rattled. If we can have some autists on the ground, taking pictures of Phil on his day off, he will become so scared, that he will never leave the house. He will literally become a full-fledged hermit.

This is a beautiful dream and something worth fighting for.

Autist out.

/Also, could it be his mom (who would also dye her hair black per pigroach custom?)

Imagine flexing so hard about how life works as a mature adult with a loving wife life and a cat you call a son, while trying to say you live in reality and then get so fuckin' shook about a picture of yourself from a year ago, on the internet where you spend all your time on.

Two worlds clashing so hard that it makes you so dumbfounded you start going off about videogame developers and say the dumbest gay shit possible on stream to help keep your mind off the fact that your whole persona is a big facade.

 

[Balr0g]

It doesn't matter if the picture is Kat nor not. Phil is rattled. If we can have some autists on the ground, taking pictures of Phil on his day off, he will become so scared, that he will never leave the house. He will literally become a full-fledged hermit.

This is a beautiful dream and something worth fighting for.

Autist out.

/Also, could it be his mom (who would also dye her hair black per pigroach custom?)

Just a reminder when Panda was gone Phil went shopping in the late evening most likely because he was scarred of the outside. So if we really get some stalkers and Phil is rattled enough he will shift it to the evening

 

[Iron Father]

Bring on the Pigroach Paparazzi.

 

[Ortsnay]

Trying my best to move on from FatKat, but it's hard. Sorry lads. Doing my best.

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Don't you dare move on! It's too funny. Plus she has to be even bigger now than when that picture was taken.

Yesterday I was sent a picture of her playing Skyrim(last one I swear).

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's only one thing that came to mind seeing this

I'm partial to this one as it covers multiple Phail issues.
1) 'too hot' to wears an article of clothing he was paid to wear
2) fatkat
3) injury excuse from hardcore gayming

 

[Bigbadyeet]

He spent the night drunk as fuck on gin and spamming packs on WWE champions.

All those reack stream tips happily donated to Scopely. He hates sexy women in video games but will have no problem spending thousands to get a sweaty jpeg of one.

I expect him to grovel more for tips for his day off this week because of this ‘unexpected bill’. The picture definitely rattled him if he’s willing to face the cows wrath for no restaurant food on Tuesday and blow his load on WWE for that instant pack pulling high instead.

 

[SupremeVictory]

For Phil's sake, I hope that is Kat in the photo.

The idea that Kat would be anymore bigger than the woman in the photo is terrifying and would make her much more difficult to recognize. Whoever it is, looks miserable and Kat has more reasons to be miserable than Phil's cousin I would imagine. I doubt Phil would cheat on Kat and if its his cousin where is Kat and how much bigger is she than the woman in the photo? If it's not Kat or Phil's cousin, then its a massive downgrade and Kat left a long time ago.

 

[LoveXbeet]

I could 100% believe it probably got hacked, which is still kind of interesting and a hilarious monument to Phil's complete abandonment of the PC after maintaining one got too stressful for the grug brain.


God he's gotta be rocking back and forth in delight at the prospect of finally escaping videogame hell, but who the fuck is actually paying for this content? I would honestly feel bad for his dents when Phil straight walks over them for better pigbucks and they realize how much contempt he actually had for them, but a lot of them likely deserve it.

Happy Pride Month everyone

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Spoiler: Besides that...

... just another example of Phil's incapability to tell a joke.
Start the first sentence, then just stop. You made the joke, congratulations.
But no, Phil Burnell needs to overreach and explain uuuh uh ehm they catch butts the uuuh you know uuuh you know the uuh uh THE GAYS, ACK ACK ACK.
My god he's bad at this.
And btw this reaction was completely unprovoked, according to Poem.

You can definitely tell he used to practice all his material on his parents

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Remember when Phil went on that uber autismo gay-ass rant during the pandemic, he was almost on the verge of tears, talking about how people wouldn’t wear masks in Fred Meyer and his wife was scared to go to work. He said something to the effect of “she’s so beautiful and people are so inconsiderate, she’s such a strong worker and an amazing beautiful person who despite being scared goes to work every day and comes home…”

Remember when Phil said Kat had a smoking hot body when she was naked, said she could be a damn swimsuit model, and said he wouldn’t comment further on what it looked like and did that snake chuckle while smugging

Remember when Phil asked Kat if she would give him a kiss and he stared at the camera to flex on the haters

Remember when Phil said “[Kat] has done things for me, and said things to me that no other woman has before”
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I wonder how he feels about all that now

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I know @Nigel of Ukip posted a clearer shot, and that whoever that is, is not Khet by miles, too much of a rounded double chin and hair is shorter than most, if I have to Specutard it's someone he knows closely and talked to enough to warrant a passenger lift

Besides that, I want to see Phil being the usual retard he is and be baited by a fan, his reactions to questions tell us what he wants to memoryhole or just is plain true that people watching him will scare him even more

 

[LoveXbeet]

You are just jealous of Phils Bikini model wife.

I’m always a head of the curve so I did get the pics

 

[Fren]

Bring on the Pigroach Paparazzi.

Phil should consider himself lucky. He is one of the biggest lolcows out there but still people don't fuck with him irl.
Granted, its hard to interact irl with a hermit that only leaves his house once a week, but I'd expected pictures like this, of khat and him in the car, much sooner.

 

[LoveXbeet]

Don't you dare move on! It's too funny. Plus she has to be even bigger now than when that picture was taken.

Yesterday I was sent a picture of her playing Skyrim(last one I swear).

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“Oh nooo it’s the Kiwis!!!! Philly help it’s the kiwis!!”

Phil should consider himself lucky. He is one of the biggest lolcows out there but still people don't fuck with him irl.
Granted, its hard to interact irl with a hermit that only leaves his house once a week, but I'd expected pictures like this, of khat and him in the car, much sooner.

True even Ethan Ralph got his ass kicked for talking shit.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I know @Nigel of Ukip posted a clearer shot, and that whoever that is, is not Khet by miles, too much of a rounded double chin and hair is shorter than most, if I have to Specutard it's someone he knows closely and talked to enough to warrant a passenger lift

Besides that, I want to see Phil being the usual retard he is and be baited by a fan, his reactions to questions tell us what he wants to memoryhole or just is plain true that people watching him will scare him even more

idk how many of y’all actually know about Phil or not, but it seems you do not realize he doesn’t associate with others. Unless your point is that Phil has lied for years and actually has a social life.

 

[john_g]

oh no there goes his illusion of his beautiful hot swim suit model wife

reality really sucks for him