Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

Chris sent a new letter to Eels and the Egg-man directly, dated June 4, 2022.
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Transcript from the CWCki:

Hey, [redacted]
Firstly, by the time you read this letter, you will have already received a letter addressed to Helena. So, in confirmation to you: Mail from March and April, 2022 have not been received; ALL of your other letters have been received. "If I had a nickel for" every letter [redacted] sent me, I'd be well over a dollar richer.
Secondly, do not worry about trying to send me money through the jail at this point, for I shall be returning home not long from writing this letter.
Thirdly, your questions and the rumors:
  • The Address Book of mine is Separate from the Goddess Log pages, and I have absolutely no intention to dox anyone. The G.L. Pages will be published in a book, "Malachi & Revelations - Out of Jail" (working title), and names shall be changed to protect the innocent.
  • Since you're scanning to send the letters to Helena, you've may already have read the fact, so I tell you direct as well in confirmation: I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone. You may share that underlined confirmation online if you wish, for I shall personally share the expanded/full lot of details publicly after my safe return to the Sonichu Temple.

The Temporary transfer to [redacted] was only to put me through "Restoration" to (re)-educate me on the Courtroom Terminology and Proceedings. I was never in any unsafe activity nor was I extremely sick or injured with any "chemical drip".
1) Moot point now, but CVRJ accepts ONLY Cashiers Check made out by a Bank Teller at a Bank or Money Orders made and sent from Only a Post Office.
2) Soul Bonding is the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals. Crystals are not required. One can Soul Bond with themself in a (re)union of your own Soul and the separate energy manifested from your Body's Care point between the heart and Solar Plexus Chakra Points. If you have ever Astral Projected your soul out of your Body, and your Body managed to continue their functions at least on Basic Minium during your abscence with a manifistation of a Soul Copy manifested from your Body's Core, and find yourself communicating with that separate entity while in your Body, then you'd understand the situation and relationship of a Body and Soul Partner relationship. Other multi-dimensional Soul Bonding details will be talked about in the upcoming book.

3) I had met Bella through Praetor, who had/has absolutely no correlations with your "Guard Dogs", "Watchmen", or NULL the Judas. Praetor had not the best thought process when screening her, but he's forgiven.
Scratch both those rumors as False.
4) Read the beginning of this letter to answer that question.
5) The Goddess Log is my Journal; I have no intentions of releasing anyone's personal information.
6) Comics are not allowed in jail without the Major's prior personal approval for each one. Both of these movies are precurssors to the present Collective Shift in Progress (Dimension Merge is Completed; Toxic individuals of the 1218 half of the recombined Earth for Universe 1C-211987 in their being Left Behind), Yes. Battleworld is not of 1C-211987; that is an alternate dimension's planet separate from 1218, C-197, and 1C-211987. IRL, the result is essentially what you similarly saw in the series finale's end for "Star Vs. the Forces of Evil.
7) It's the same as before March, 2022, but more like back in August, 2021, for I am in a cell in Medical with a Window again.
8) Don't worry about sending me items in-jail, for I shall be back at Home at the Sonichu Temple not long from now, anyway.

I appreciate yours and Helena's support and the kindness of Neutral Good and Good alignments, respectively.
Be Safe and Well.
[Mrs?] Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.

Haha, he tarded out back in February that he had to go to a mental hospital, talked to his lawyer once and is taking trying to say "it was all made up, no sex ever occurred, its all a lie defense" when there is evidence where he was buying books on how to fuck old people. "I did not have sex with her, its just a lie made up by the trolls and internet. All I did was cuddle her and "heal" her.

Regardless, Chris is probably right. Unless there is greater charge, he will get time served if he pleads guilty, but 10 bucks says it'll be conditional as hell, and then its just a matter of when Chris fucks up his conditions to end up back in the pokey.
 
I am sure he wants that.
I am absolutely certain that when he is released he will be banned from ever going back to Barb or the house. Not that he will obey that of course.
But once he finally realizes that he can never go back there (without being arrested) there will be a chimpout like no other.

He can't remain in jail forever. He can not be allowed to go back to the house. No relatives or friends will take him in.
What are they going to do about him?
Ehh. It depends. The issue that Chris faces is that when he's released, he won't have a home to go back to (The house is in Barb's name or she is a co owner. The state will almost put an RO on Chris against Barb or at the very least, supervised visits. Either way, he can't stay there) so the state can't just release him. He needs to have a place to stay and he needs to have some kind address that the state can find him. So releasing him isn't really an option unless there is a place he can go. He has no family to fall back on and the ones he does have want nothing to do with him or he has a protective order from. So he'd be looking at a halfway house. Here's the thing about halfway houses though; they're awful. They will MAKE you work, you will have limited time that you're allowed to be there, and you're surrounded by other people with mental issues or alcohol/drug addictions. Not ideal for a place to store your MLP figurines or watch anime. There's also waiting lists for halfway houses and they won't release you from custody without a bed ready to go.

They could be keeping him in jail because they simply have no where else to put him. And he could be staying longer than a year because there's no bed available for him at a halfway house.

If he serves his full year (for the offense he had plead guilty to), he shouldn't need to be on probation. Usually probation is meant for supervision when you're let out early. He could be put on parole, but it's a lot less restrictive than probation and I'm not sure people who get convicted of a misdemeanor go on parole.

I don't think they're going to add more charges or upgrade it to a felony. The state is SUPPOSED to be fair in charges/punishment (this isn't always the case, but that's how it's supposed to work) so they're supposed to charge appropriately and only seek punishment that is just and fair. The Judge exists to make sure that happens.

If he does try to go back to branchland without approval and likely supervision of a case worker, it'd be a violation of the restraining order and they would hook him and book him for it. They'd then use the past conviction against him and seek max penalties for him. Then he'd be right back where he is.
 
You don't think some lunatic wouldn't invite Chris into their lives, thinking they could exploit him somehow? I do, and I don't think there's a shortage either.

your initial thought is undeniably true. what you're overlooking is that ...i'mma guess here... 80% of those types of people will need to ask mommy if they can have a friend over 'for a few days'.

the closer you get to finding your target group, the closer they become to being no better off than chris, see?
 
your initial thought is undeniably true. what you're overlooking is that ...i'mma guess here... 80% of those types of people will need to ask mommy if they can have a friend over 'for a few days'.

the closer you get to finding your target group, the closer they become to being no better off than chris, see?
You raise a very good point. I forget sometimes that adult spergs generally live with their parents until they die.
 
I disagree because he’s the Teflon Tard. He’ll always have something provided by the state or a ween to take him in. I just don’t see him being more than temporarily homeless.
We'll both have to continue observing this Teflon Tard pretending to be Jesus then.
 
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This might be a dumb question/statement, but how many weens truly have the ability to give Chris somewhere to live? It seems like him being taken in by weens is a possibility people suggest a lot, but from what I have seen it would appear many of the people who still try to fuck with him aren't exactly the types I expect to have real estate for Chris to stay in.
Guaranteed if he's not allowed back at 14BC for whatever reason Chris has more than enough white knights and supporters to fund him monthly rent for the section 8 housing he will end up in. His new tard wranglers already were talking about getting him on the waiting list and I'm sure they will get him to make a video for twitter and setup a gofundme when necessary. I think few people will let him crash on their couch or in their mom's spare room, but I think a great many will give him money to afford his own place.
 
You raise a very good point. I forget sometimes that adult spergs generally live with their parents until they die.
i've argued this before though and i took your side. :)

i think there's about 2 or 3 whales out there that would grab up chris off the street and go, "i want it! don't know what i'll do with him yet, but i'll figure it out later."
 
Guaranteed if he's not allowed back at 14BC for whatever reason Chris has more than enough white knights and supporters to fund him monthly rent for the section 8 housing he will end up in. His new tard wranglers already were talking about getting him on the waiting list and I'm sure they will get him to make a video for twitter and setup a gofundme when necessary. I think few people will let him crash on their couch or in their mom's spare room, but I think a great many will give him money to afford his own place.

It's possible that he gets Section 8 *FOR* 14BC. It can be hard to find housing with HCVs, but 14BC is right there.

If he does get HCVs, he won't need help from weens because his tugboat will be enough to make up the difference.
 
What Is Chris's normal scheduled day actually like during jail? I know in minimum security prisons you normally aren't forced to be doing back breaking labor and being treated like dirt like they were In the seventies but will he tasked with doing small jobs like cleaning floors, bathrooms doing laundry and other basic stuff? What is he really doing from day to day?
 
What Is Chris's normal scheduled day actually like during jail? I know in minimum security prisons you normally aren't forced to be doing back breaking labor and being treated like dirt like they were In the seventies but will he tasked with doing small jobs like cleaning floors, bathrooms doing laundry and other basic stuff? What is he really doing from day to day?
Sitting on an prayer rug, imagining epic battles and heroics while festering in his cell alone, coping by telling himself he's an astral projecting godhead who's changing the world.

So, same shit as always just with no toys and completely on the tax-payers dime.
 
Ehh. It depends. The issue that Chris faces is that when he's released, he won't have a home to go back to (The house is in Barb's name or she is a co owner. The state will almost put an RO on Chris against Barb or at the very least, supervised visits. Either way, he can't stay there) so the state can't just release him. He needs to have a place to stay and he needs to have some kind address that the state can find him. So releasing him isn't really an option unless there is a place he can go. He has no family to fall back on and the ones he does have want nothing to do with him or he has a protective order from. So he'd be looking at a halfway house. Here's the thing about halfway houses though; they're awful. They will MAKE you work, you will have limited time that you're allowed to be there, and you're surrounded by other people with mental issues or alcohol/drug addictions. Not ideal for a place to store your MLP figurines or watch anime. There's also waiting lists for halfway houses and they won't release you from custody without a bed ready to go.

They could be keeping him in jail because they simply have no where else to put him. And he could be staying longer than a year because there's no bed available for him at a halfway house.

If he serves his full year (for the offense he had plead guilty to), he shouldn't need to be on probation. Usually probation is meant for supervision when you're let out early. He could be put on parole, but it's a lot less restrictive than probation and I'm not sure people who get convicted of a misdemeanor go on parole.

I don't think they're going to add more charges or upgrade it to a felony. The state is SUPPOSED to be fair in charges/punishment (this isn't always the case, but that's how it's supposed to work) so they're supposed to charge appropriately and only seek punishment that is just and fair. The Judge exists to make sure that happens.

If he does try to go back to branchland without approval and likely supervision of a case worker, it'd be a violation of the restraining order and they would hook him and book him for it. They'd then use the past conviction against him and seek max penalties for him. Then he'd be right back where he is.
What about these small housing estates/trailer parks which end up being like little colonies of sexual offenders?

I will look it up but I am 100% certain that the article I read about them said that because no one else wants to live there because they are always miles away from shops, bars, but importantly, schools, playgrounds and anywhere else sex offenders are typically ordered to stay away from, the people who own them start to make deals with the authorities for the purpose of housing these nonces.

If Chris gets to go to one of those, they can just let his tugboat cover a rent on a cheap trailer or basement apartment under a house, and allow him live out his life there?
Far from children, older people, with only sex offenders to potentially harass.
 
So, same shit as always just with no toys and completely on the tax-payers dime.
It’s always been on the tax-payers’s dime. :tugboat: At least right now he’s contained and not bothering innocent law-abiding citizens and Barb.

What about these small housing estates/trailer parks which end up being like little colonies of sexual offenders?
There’s no reason to send Chris to one of those at the moment.
 
What about these small housing estates/trailer parks which end up being like little colonies of sexual offenders?

I will look it up but I am 100% certain that the article I read about them said that because no one else wants to live there because they are always miles away from shops, bars, but importantly, schools, playgrounds and anywhere else sex offenders are typically ordered to stay away from, the people who own them start to make deals with the authorities for the purpose of housing these nonces.

If Chris gets to go to one of those, they can just let his tugboat cover a rent on a cheap trailer or basement apartment under a house, and allow him live out his life there?
Far from children, older people, with only sex offenders to potentially harass.
You have to remember, that the state foots the bill for those halfway houses. Or the government subsides them heavily. So when a taxpayer looks at it (the constituents) they see it as a cost and not really a benefit.

The idea of a halfway house is to provide a place for people to get on their feet and to get moving so they don't rely upon the state for housing/needs. If they just let Chris and/or sex offenders to just live even in dilapidated trailers, that's still an expense and that's real hard to justify to the city/county/state. Especially when budgets start getting tightened.

They don't want people to become burdens to the state, because the more they rely upon that, the more they become dependent and the less motivation they have to strike out on their own. It's also more expensive to run halfway houses than it is just to incarcerate people. Is it fair? No, not in most situations I'd argue. I think it's fucked that the state would just keep people in jail because they don't want to shell out the money for subsidized temporary/emergency housing (I'm thinking of drug related offenses specifically), but the reality is, governments have budgets and it gets harder and harder to justify these kinds of programs as things get more tough financially.

The Government would rather sell the land/property to a private business and make a profit than use it themselves, so even if it's in the sticks, they don't want to hang on to it unless it has some kind of value to it. You also have to consider that the further away these places are, the harder it is for the people living there to secure employment/transportation/amenities. Most people when they get released have nothing. No home, no car, no wardrobe, nothing. So when you have these places 20 miles away and it's not feasible to walk or catch a bus, it's like they're being set up to fail.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a ton of sympathy for sex offenders or murderers or rapists. I just think it's kind of fucked that the state puts people who've done their time in a no win situation. The whole point of being locked up is to pay your debt to society. But with how this all kind of works, they're given little to no chance at succeeding (I'm not talking about Chris specifically, but people in general. I don't give a fuck if Chris succeeds. I doubt he will with even the best chances).

The Government aren't landlords. They shouldn't be interfering in peoples lives in general unless there is a danger to others around them. The less oversight the Government has on peoples lives, the better off we are as a whole. Once Chris is out of jail, he'll have his 4th amendment rights restored to him. Shit, he'll have them ALL restored because it's a misdemeanor (that includes the 2nd amendment unless he goes on the SO registry).

The United States is in dire need of justice/criminal reform, but I've gone off on a tangent enough as it is. Halfway houses aren't permanent. They're not designed to be. Chis MIGHT be able to lock in Section 8 vouchers for a shitty apartment and squeak by on disability, but they need to have the spot for him to get it. There are waiting lists for halfway houses/section 8 that can span into the years. They can't just let him out unless there is a plan and a place for him stay. And it's going to be up to him to figure that plan out, explain it, and make the case it before they let him leave.
 
What Is Chris's normal scheduled day actually like during jail? I know in minimum security prisons you normally aren't forced to be doing back breaking labor and being treated like dirt like they were In the seventies but will he tasked with doing small jobs like cleaning floors, bathrooms doing laundry and other basic stuff? What is he really doing from day to day?

Probably eating and shitting, and talking to Sonichu. He's not allowed out of his cell much for his own protection. They can't force him to do labor since he's not convicted of anything. In the US, slavery is only legal as punishment for a crime. Even if he was convicted, most places don't force inmates to work, they just give them the opportunity to work for cents on the dollar.

What about these small housing estates/trailer parks which end up being like little colonies of sexual offenders?

I will look it up but I am 100% certain that the article I read about them said that because no one else wants to live there because they are always miles away from shops, bars, but importantly, schools, playgrounds and anywhere else sex offenders are typically ordered to stay away from, the people who own them start to make deals with the authorities for the purpose of housing these nonces.

If Chris gets to go to one of those, they can just let his tugboat cover a rent on a cheap trailer or basement apartment under a house, and allow him live out his life there?
Far from children, older people, with only sex offenders to potentially harass.

I mean, theoretically he could, but the property owners would probably prefer to rent to a sex offender since they can't leave as easily. Since Chris is probably not going to be on the SOR, he won't be restricted in where he can be or live.

Also, even if he became a RSO, Virginia doesn't have the super strict requirements on RSOs that some other states do. States like Florida have those sex offender colonies, whereas Virginia mostly does not.

The RSO requirements in Virginia are basically you can't live 500 feet from a school, day care, or park that borders a school. That's really not that restrictive.
 
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Probably eating and shitting, and talking to Sonichu. He's not allowed out of his cell much for his own protection. They can't force him to do labor since he's not convicted of anything. In the US, slavery is only legal as punishment for a crime. Even if he was convicted, most places don't force inmates to work, they just give them the opportunity to work for cents on the dollar.



I mean, theoretically he could, but the property owners would probably prefer to rent to a sex offender since they can't leave as easily. Since Chris is probably not going to be on the SOR, he won't be restricted in where he can be or live.

Also, even if he became a RSO, Virginia doesn't have the super strict requirements on RSOs that some other states do. States like Florida have those sex offender colonies, whereas Virginia mostly does not.

The RSO requirements in Virginia are basically you can't live 500 feet from a school, day care, or park that borders a school. That's really not that restrictive.
Fair enough.

The irony here though is that were Chris put on the SOR, being near schools and daycares is not really applicable to him.

He would have to have his restrictions to specify Game and hobby stores, Malls and old people homes.
 
It's possible that he gets Section 8 *FOR* 14BC. It can be hard to find housing with HCVs, but 14BC is right there.
section8 won't give chris a house that big to chris.

without enough medical equipment to fill a 2nd bedroom,
and without a medically required 24/7 caregiver for a 3rd [like IHSS or CNA. not a helpful roommate], section8 won't give a single guy more than 1 bed/1bath.

as to 14BLC specifically...

the owner cannot be directly related.
they have to bring the house to a MUCH stricter code than the city ever required. shit has to work. everything! all windows n door must be accessible.
the sheds can't look like tetris. and junk cars hafta go.
the yard needs to look less like the spiders' nest from the hobbit at least once initially. no dry overgrown fire hazards against the walls.
the water heater... FUUUCK.
the roof. [does 14BLC have an attic?]

i can go on.
most importantly though, when the initial inspection happens, everything absolutely musr be accessible for the inspector or they stop right there and leave - MAYBE saying, "6 month to try again".
the place has to be practically empty so every outlet is checkable with a nightlight.

so, now... does this speculative new owner of 14BLC want to do all this, and the paperwork, and the waiting, to become Section8 certified?

i dunno. probably not. it's a very specialized floor plan looking for a pretty specific renter. butt even if they wanted to open up that option...

it's chris.
do you want all your work to become "The Temple" again? would you trust him to maintain your property? remember, you are responsible for his code violations. the house has fire damage; you probably hear directly from chis that he did it!
 
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