DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He just picked something out of his teeth and looked at it, then wiped it on his pants and continued. That made me genuinely nauseous.
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Phil again on stream complaining about sweating profusely from his short walk to the mailbox. He has just now become mobile enough to do that without getting winded thanks to his new 30 minutes of walking exercise regimen.

I want to revisit those 25 on-stream (but not camera) pushups.
I think he might have been lying about doing them, guys.
 
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Robust User said:
His streams aren't even about playing video games, discussing video games, or discussing anything really. His streams revolve entirely around whether he hit the tips goals or not. That's it.
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Yeah for real. In his daily wrap he says shit like, 'Support on the first stream was okay, it wasn't like knock your socks off, WOW, or anything, but it was decent....'. There's nobody else who talks about and evaluates the money they made on a stream by stream basis like this. It still occasionally blows my mind even after all these years when I notice how uneven the ratio between him talking about money versus everything else is

Edit: I can't edit in an added quote on my phone and to avoid double post I'll just say I want to second @Surly Muppet and would LOVE one of these crafty 'detractors' who troll Dave by giving him money to ask him THAT question: 'Phil, months ago you went off camera and claimed to do 25 pushups in about as many seconds. How were you able to do something so impressive as that, returning to stream not the least bit out of breath, when you apparently can't make it to your mailbox without dying?' I'd really like to see him give an answer to that, but I imagine it would just be him saying 'Oh, I was just joking because I knew the guy wouldn't actually pay, nobody ACTUALLY believed I did that'. Which would, of course, be a lie. I'd still like to see it though.
 
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Maybe today will be the day a massive 20 mile deep sink hole swallows his condo whole.

Surly Muppet said:
Phil again on stream complaining about sweating profusely from his short walk to the mailbox. He has just now become mobile enough to do that without getting winded thanks to his new 30 minutes of walking exercise regimen.

I want to revisit those 25 on-stream (but not camera) pushups.
I think he might have been lying about doing them, guys.
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Pfft everyone knows that walking uses different muscles and parts of the lungs than pushups, dood!
 
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Ortsnay said:
Maybe today will be the day a massive 20 mile deep sink hole swallows his condo whole.



Pfft everyone knows that walking uses different muscles and parts of the lungs than pushups, dood!
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Truth of the matter is he's got residual strength from his days as a ripped body builder, but his cardiovascular endurance is terrible because his mom smoked during pregnancy. Nothing he could.
 
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ParksydeDhil said:
What does philburt think happens when you capitalize please. Like that looks more pathetic than if he wasn't capitalizing.
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Reminds me of my first experiences with Internetchats. someone told me that you must you bold and capital letters to gain attention. God damn that was over 20 years ago. I feel old
 
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ShilkaSamurai said:
The late night stream was the reboot he's been promising.

Project $7
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Project $7 is actually a new segment style type custom video goal reward suggestion which a fan sent me a behind the scenes email about (he doesn't want to be named for obvious reasons such as harassment of his family and death threats towards his neighbour's pet hamster), anyways-Project $7 is a new non-monetised livestream where I will be going out to my local burger king alleyway to find a homeless man, woman or person of an unspecified gender (yes I support LGBT accessibility), and I will be donating $7 (minus tax) to them and filming their reaction to my very juicy contribution

yes this was made possible by you guys who have been asking me to do an IRL stream for years, and is the reward for reaching our membership goal of 3 months ago, REMINDER this stream will not be monetised so i'm asking you guys to still support me as only the animations and ads will be disabled, I will shoutout your contributions before, during and after I give the homeless human $7, and depending on your guys level of support, maybe we can make this a regular thing in the future
 
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Comma said:
Even better: it was Kat who made a remark about him sweating from a short walk.

Lmfao.
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Yeah, the way he was talking about it today, it definitely seems like these walks are something he is doing alone.

Which is odd given that he wants to spend more time with her - a nice stroll is some quality time to chat with a partner. Particularly one that is unemployed and has nothing better going on anyway.
And maybe a partner who, themselves, should be concerned about declining mobility. Not that I have any reason to suspect a gym rat like Kat would have those concerns, but COVID has taken it's toll on the best of us...

Phil is also currently pretending to be so upset at the game's storywriting that he just brushed off a $50 tip and said he would normally react differently to such a large contribution.
So I'd like to give some credit to Phil that he has tried to provide a reason for why he has a flat reaction to an arranged whale tip the day after he begged. It's these little efforts to lie to his retarded audience that I really appreciate.

Does anyone know if he said before the Daily Wrap that the game was donated? I didn't catch the prestream yesterday and that was the first I'd heard of it.
If so, that confirms that he begs for games that were donated and then neglects to mention that he didn't pay for the game. He only admitted it there because he backed himself into a corner.
Not that we didn't already suspect that.
 
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