Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

Comics are not allowed in jail without the Major's prior personal approval for each one. Both of these movies are precurssors to the present Collective Shift in Progress (Dimension Merge is Completed; Toxic individuals of the 1218 half of the recombined Earth for Universe 1C-211987 in their being Left Behind),
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Translation: the major (jail equivalent of a warden) isn't letting me draw comics how I want whenever I want and thus he is a toxic troll just like all the other innocent people just doing their jobs dealing with me.
 
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What i've noticed with these two past letters is that he has noticeably left out "Christine Weston Chandler" at the end and has instead just went full "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu", which has only happened once before these. I might be overanalyzing this and it could perhaps be because he is too lazy to write his name, but its interesting to me
 
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read this rubbish, he says that we care about sending money, but he remarks that it is only possible to send money by bank or letters and that he also wants "things" you never change chris, now, he says that they sent him to a psychiatric hospital just to teach him legal terminology? that is an invention of his own lawyer I know.
"I have never ever had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to
Divinely Test everyone."
typical of you chris this...

" I had met Bella through Praetor who had / has
absolutely no correlation with you "Guard Dogs", "Watchmen",
OR NULL the Judas."
LMAO Null no one forced you to take care of this idiot
 
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Ass Johnson said:
So apparently he was only at the state hospital to learn terminology and proceedings and no "unsafe activity" happened, but yet in the letter immediately preceding:


His story changes every letter it seems. It would be nothing less than a travesty if he walks with less than long term inpatient confinement. He's too far gone for rehabilitation at this point. His continued existence is exhausting

Edit: that shit had to have happened at the hospital because he would no doubt reference CVRJ by name.
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I'm amazed Chris listened when his lawyer told him not to mention western state by name. Not that it matters now, we figured it out.


A-№1 said:
They issued the emergency protective order based on Chris' ramblings. Then they put out a warrant for his arrest. In between the EPO and the warrant they must have found or learned something at 14BLC to justify the arrest.
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Frankly I always believed the county was looking for any reason to arrest him so he could stop waddling around stinking up the place and to get guntzilla, who was doing the same thing to go home.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I also think he has been told he's getting out soon and that there is a deal worked out - I don't think he will be going back to 14BLC unless something really weird is going on and the government has dropped the ball once again with Chris and gave him a slap on the wrist.
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He will get a slap on the wrist, he's going to get out with his time served. As long as barb doesn't admit to him fucking her, than his lawyer told him to stfu deny you had sex with your mom and you'll be home soon.

He will return to 14BC unless Barb speaks up, and she wont because she's a walking corpse.
 
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90theguy said:
What i've noticed with these two past letters is that he has noticeably left out "Christine Weston Chandler" at the end and has instead just went full "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu", which has only happened once before these. I might be overanalyzing this and it could perhaps be because he is too lazy to write his name, but its interesting to me
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Your right I hadn't noticed that and he is nothing but obsessive about his names, like genuinely fixed on them as part of his personality I wonder whats caused him to drop it.

Son of Liberty said:
Its hilarious how he inadvertently admits he was deemed incompetent and sent to the hospital to restore competency. Thanks for confirming what we all assumed retard!
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Yea for chris to admit he's not a normal functional human takes a lot, or he's been told one thing just to get him there without issue and they tried some kind of other evaluations as part of that.

A Grey Cat said:
Frankly I always believed the county was looking for any reason to arrest him so he could stop waddling around stinking up the place and to get guntzilla, who was doing the same thing to go home.
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His neighbours and the local places he goes to must have loved these last few months no chris doing his own weird stuff causing minor issues for everyone every time he goes about his daily tardings. But on a official small government level he has just one of the many idiots they have to deal with fairly regularly some of them will be acquainted with Chris and Barb on some level more than that but they are not as much of a problem to get them into marginally more trouble than usual (normaly you know when Chis isnt fucking his mum).

Blue Miaplacidus said:
He will get a slap on the wrist, he's going to get out with his time served. As long as barb doesn't admit to him fucking her, than his lawyer told him to stfu deny you had sex with your mom and you'll be home soon.

He will return to 14BC unless Barb speaks up, and she wont because she's a walking corpse.
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Yea sadly the Teflon Tard slides by serious repecutions for his actions yet again.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He will get a slap on the wrist, he's going to get out with his time served.
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It seems surprising that Chris is even in the Jail of Fail for so long in the first place. "The Teflon Tard" has been vandalizing, repeatedly trespassing, and assaulting in the past - yet all he really got was continuances and a weekend at most in jail.

I guess people just don't want to deal with "Chris Chan", which could also explain how "Honor Roll" managed to graduate school.

(hopefully the family will try to keep Chris from "Soul Bonding" with Barb upon Chris being released)
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I think a lot of it is Chris backpedaling on things he's been told in letters, trying to get ahead of the fact that he was shipped off to the nut house. "Oh no, they only requested my attendance to teach me legal stuff!" sounds a lot better, to him, about why he went there, then questions of his sanity. What's also strange, is you'd think with his ego, that'd claim something like they shipped off there, but he emerged triumphant and told those nurses to go to hell. Instead he keeps tiptoeing around it and trying to downplay it. Getting sent to a mental hospital seems to be one of his continuing fears. Normally Chris doesn't care about stuff that scares him after awhile, but this fear is a pretty common theme.

I imagine it was finally drilled into his head that he wouldn't be able to go back home or be around Barb if he was found guilty, which up until the hospital visit, Chris didn't give two shits about. Now that he's actually gotten consequences, and huge consequences at that, he's actively trying to look for a not-guilty plea or something that will get him off the hook on this charge.

I wonder too if that's the case, or they told him there might be additional charges. If Chris was only ruled competent to stand trial in the last month or so, they may have waited for additional charges, especially if Heilberg was pushing for a competency evaluation at an official hospital.
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I’m still not convinced he won’t get to go home or be allowed around Barb. With Chris’s current charges, Barb is not even the victim in the eyes of the law, incest is viewed as a crime against society.

Women take back men who molested their daughters or let domestic abusers come back despite having had an EPO at one point all the time.

Realistically, if Barb lets him back in he’s back in, Tom and Harriet can’t control who she lets live with her. The state needs to have a plan for Chris on his release, sending him home and sending a social worker or a PO every week to discourage any further “soul bonding” might be the easy out.

Remember, no one gives a shit about this except Chris and us.
 
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