Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Why did you feel the need to post lyrics that most people in this thread have had memorized for two years?
Okay, TO BE FAIR, I knew the lyrics were that terrible, but I'd mostly blocked them out, so I pulled up the video to verify... and my dog would not stop barking, just getting increasingly distressed as the song went on. (So then I obviously had to stop the song and record her and then give her some chicken as an apology.)
 

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That was five years ago. There's little if anything to indicate he has that kind of money now.
If the dude could spend 14 grand as a student working part time over several years, then he likely spend around that money now too (not at once, of course).

Unless something has changed since January, he's still broke. He said in his amended complaint one of the reasons he should be able to skip directly to the celeb judging round because he's too broke to hire The Accommodations for another open call audition
Being unable to constantly pay talented (presumingly as Russ describes them as "professional musicians who have done jobs on the Vegas Strip") musicians is not broke. He spent 3 grand on the audition and he probably can't just keep tossing that money around. Interestingly, though, it's worded as if he did lose a job. In that case, I take my words back. Thank you for reminding me.
He files IFP a lot
And he did when he used to frequent hookers. I know only three cases where he hasn't been filing IFP, that being Greer v. Herbert (and the appeal), Greer v. Swift (2018(he filed a request to be able to file IFP but it was denied), 2020)
That said, he bitched about how much he spent on his "accommodations" in the AGT suit.
In his defense, spending three grand on something and losing would make me throw a fit too (not publicly because I am not retarded)
Did he file IFP for AGT? I don't recall.
He did.
But you may be right. He's a cheap bastard, so maybe he does have a sizeable chunk of disposable income compared to his pay.
@bubble wrap 's post actually kinda changed my mind. I don't think he's flat out broke, but he probably can't spend money nearly as easily.
He does, at least, purport to be low-income to the courts, because he files in forma pauperis.
IFP doesn't mean you have a low-income job, rather that you just don't have much money. What is heavily taken into consideration are your expenditures which can make or break your request as well as the HHS's poverty guidelines. You can be above the poverty line and spend a lot (or have massive debt, or not have much money in the bank or saved up) and still qualify for IFP. For reference see this Nevada IFP form, and the Judge's refusal to grant IFP to Russ in his 2018 Swift case. The system (of granting IFP) doesn't perfectly address the problem of wealth, and so some Plantiff's aim to abuse said system.
(something like, “I’ll never be in the financial position of having extra $ like I was in 2020” when the stimulus money was distributed.)
Did you mean what @bubble wrap posted? Is that the quote you were referring to?
It does beg the question of where he got $14K to spend on the brothels back in the mid '10s.
Work, probably. Unless he somehow took out massive loans to fund his penis trips.
However, I don't understand how my post implies I thought it was still going on.
"Now let me lurk until Greer does something more interesting than mediation, appeals, and hitting on Insta-thots;"

That to me seemed like you were saying that it was still ongoing. If I read it incorrectly, than I am sorry.
 
"Now let me lurk until Greer does something more interesting than mediation, appeals, and hitting on Insta-thots;"

That to me seemed like you were saying that it was still ongoing. If I read it incorrectly, than I am sorry.
Eh, I guess my language was ambiguous. Everything he has been doing recently has been so boring so I figured it didn't matter if he technically stopped the mediation recently. It's been a non-stop parade of bleh. C'mon, Russ, you're better than this.
 
For all his faults, and there are many, Russ does breakaway from that lolcow rule of messy/dirty homes and chronic unemployment. It is a relief to see an apartment photo that isn’t Lucas Warner or David Stebbins-tier.

(Also the Stebbins thread has some familiar themes to Russell Greer, paralegal/lawsuits/muh disability, for anyone looking to add another thread to their watchlist
Yeah, I was shocked too. Mind you, I came here straight from Chantal's thread, so...
Two story apartment complexes will often have under-powered AC's that don't adequately cool the top floor in the summer.
Even if he has adequate A/C (which he almost certainly does not) it would be in his weirdly thrifty character to never use it, or use it so sparingly he might as well not have it. It's not like he can smell his own stink.
The way Greer does these things couldn't be more wrong if were actively trying to shoot himself in the foot.
He's latched onto the idea that "It's not what you know, it's who you know". This, in addition to his conviction that he should be allowed to skip as many steps as is convenient for him, lands us in this position. He doesn't have to do anything but make the right friend, pull on the right heart-strings with his plights, or woo the right 9/10. The rest is just pure talent, which he believes he has and doesn't understand takes maintenance and work like anything else in life. He was born gifted and we just need to understand that.
He went from republican to fence sitter to democrat.
He changes his political leanings more than he changes his crusty suits.
He was libertarian too for a while, if memory serves. Any port in a hookerless storm. He supports whoever he intuits will help him get laid. That's literally all there is to him. Single-issue voters are moderately annoying, imo, but they're downright infuriating when they're the only one campaigning for a given issue. Like... Just go home.
I feel the accommodations got the money upfront since they already had a rehearsal place and being working musicians they knew Russ had zero chance of getting on that show but went along hoping to squeeze more cash out of him.

Question on the audition video clip for AGT, who did the singing .
Did the one short clip have vocals or was it the band playing the song and Russ looking like a monkey on Crack?
The accommodations were most likely paid in advance with the stimulus money. According to Russ's retroactive reasoning in his lawsuit, he moved to Las Vegas specifically because AGT was filming there this year, so he could contract those accommodations and not have to ship them to LA or whatever. Why he couldn't contract session musicians in motherfucking LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA is a mystery, but it was part of the reason he HAD to move to Vegas.

In the split-second clip we have of the audition (or audition rehearsal, I don't recall if it was the official one or not) someone else was singing about calling a fire marshal before Heidi Klum managed to burn the whole place down. Russ was making humping motions towards the stationary keyboard he was punishing with his thumpy goblin hands, whilst his keytar dangled impotently, rhythmically pounding against his concave chest. There was also a still from what looked like the same performance, with Russ crowding into the camera for an extreme closeup of his drippy face and receding hairline, microphone in hand, and making an insincere 'hand over heart' type of gesture. I presume this was the post-song plight airing, designed to make the producer undo their memory of a below-average pop song and overwrite it with the recollection of the glorious fruits of a man who was kicking his disability's ass and deserved to move forward in the competition.

Unless there was another clip, I dunno.
 
According to Russ's retroactive reasoning in his lawsuit, he moved to Las Vegas specifically because AGT was filming there this year, so he could contract those accommodations and not have to ship them to LA or whatever. Why he couldn't contract session musicians in motherfucking LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA is a mystery, but it was part of the reason he HAD to move to Vegas.
It's even more nonsensical than that. AGT doesn't film in Vegas. (The last few years AGT has filmed at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium, about 30 minutes from Los Angeles). Greer moved to Las Vegas so he would already be there in case he won the whole competition. No, really.

My theory is he chose Vegas over LA because Vegas is cheaper and closer to the brothels.

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Can't imagine Being 15
And waiting for Romeo
On that white horse
Making you believe it was a Love story
I know heartbreak all too well
I get you
I get you
When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song
To say thanks
For helping me Get on my feet
But Good intentions hit the fan
Guess You don't like your fans
And it's just making me say
Girl, I don't get you
Nah, nah, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you
You say things that you don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
Was the Summer of 16
finished my song for you
sorry if it's cheesy
Making it wasn't easy
But you put a blank space
Over my name
I don't get you
I don't get you
When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song
To say thanks
For helping me Get on my feet
But Good intentions hit the fan
Guess You don't like your fans
And it's just making me say
Girl, I don't get you
Nah, nah, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you
You say things that you don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know
So that's why I thought that you'd be inspired by my song
And that you'd be open to helping me along
But I guess I got you wrong
Girl, I don't get you
Nah, nah, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you
You say things that you don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
Girl, I don't get you
Nah, nah, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you
You say things that you don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
Goodbye.
 
AGT is performer focused. They don't give two shits about the band, or who wrote the material. The only person or people who matter are the one perform front and center. Russ never had a chance. They can't reasonably accommodate someone who can't sing or otherwise take center stage. Now, a whole band could enter probably, but Russ explicitly says the person singing and the rest of the band aren't competing, they're just there to showcase his songwriting. That's not how it works, and AGT could easily argue that they can't reasonably accommodate him. They would have to change the whole format of the show just for him. It would be like the Boston Marathon being sued by a double amputee over not being allowed to enter. Some things just aren't possible.
 
Oh I know of it. I'm not completely certain he drives it on his own all the time with his gimp eyes but even if he does, it's hilarious how a man nearing his 30's thinks he's so cool and special for driving a fucking car.
A Chrysler 200? He's flexing THAT? It's like the Chevy Cruze,they are bland disposable cheap American cars.
 
He was libertarian too for a while, if memory serves. Any port in a hookerless storm.
He's anything that he thinks could get him laid at any given moment. My favorite was when he called himself a "lib-publi-crat" because it was libertarian, republican, and democrat all at once.

He could be simultaneously everything pro-hooker, while disregarding all the anti-hooker aspects of each.
 
He's anything that he thinks could get him laid at any given moment. My favorite was when he called himself a "lib-publi-crat" because it was libertarian, republican, and democrat all at once.

He could be simultaneously everything pro-hooker, while disregarding all the anti-hooker aspects of each.
And now he's going to sue Joe Biden for not supporting prostitution because Russ will no doubt endorse him at some point. Remember, he thought because he said Romney would make a good Senator, he was instrumental in getting him elected. The country's most famous Mormon politician. In a state dominated by Mormons. But it all hinged on a guy with a loose grip on reality supporting him. And when Romney wouldn't repeal the First Amendment and make it illegal to make fun of him, Russ wanted to sue. He didn't, as I recall. No proof as to why, but I suspect he found out you can't sue elected officials for doing their jobs. They have absolute discretion over what bills they're introduce or vote for.
 
It's even more nonsensical than that. AGT doesn't film in Vegas. (The last few years AGT has filmed at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium, about 30 minutes from Los Angeles). Greer moved to Las Vegas so he would already be there in case he won the whole competition. No, really.

My theory is he chose Vegas over LA because Vegas is cheaper and closer to the brothels.

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Moving to another state in the off chance (or in Russ' case, zero chance) of winning a talent competition is absolutely insane.
AGT is performer focused. They don't give two shits about the band, or who wrote the material. The only person or people who matter are the one perform front and center. Russ never had a chance. They can't reasonably accommodate someone who can't sing or otherwise take center stage. Now, a whole band could enter probably, but Russ explicitly says the person singing and the rest of the band aren't competing, they're just there to showcase his songwriting. That's not how it works, and AGT could easily argue that they can't reasonably accommodate him. They would have to change the whole format of the show just for him. It would be like the Boston Marathon being sued by a double amputee over not being allowed to enter. Some things just aren't possible.
His accomodations are really just his proxy. He has made that evident in his audition tape AND from his own words in his case filing. It would be like if he hired Shaun White to take his place in a snowboard competition, but expect to have his name in the record books and gets to take home the trophy.
 
Moving to another state in the off chance (or in Russ' case, zero chance) of winning a talent competition is absolutely insane.

His accomodations are really just his proxy. He has made that evident in his audition tape AND from his own words in his case filing. It would be like if he hired Shaun White to take his place in a snowboard competition, but expect to have his name in the record books and gets to take home the trophy.
He jumps to the desired conclusion all the time. When he sent his song to Taylor Swift's agents, he was practically planning the wedding as soon as he hit "send."

And yeah, he expected his accommodations to do all the heavy lifting, but he would get all the credit and reward, and he expected them to be fine with this.
 
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